THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I remember Sarah broke up with Nick Volpe because he wanted to stick his teeny weenie in her butt, but obliviously she’s too much of a lady for that. Turns out, he really needed that butt to make it work with her. Nick is a gay porn star that goes by “Peter Latz”. I’ve attached some screen caps from his greatest hits. I’m sure a little well placed heart is all you need to be able to post these.
I doubt Thickness even knows.- nik