Thickness’ Boyfriend Nick Volpe Does Gay Porn Under The Name Peter Latz


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I remember Sarah broke up with Nick Volpe because he wanted to stick his teeny weenie in her butt, but obliviously she’s too much of a lady for that. Turns out, he really needed that butt to make it work with her. Nick is a gay porn star that goes by “Peter Latz”. I’ve attached some screen caps from his greatest hits. I’m sure a little well placed heart is all you need to be able to post these.

I doubt Thickness even knows.- nik



The Perfect Range Rover for Sugar Babies


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I was looking on eBay for Range Rover parts and this came up… I am sure whoever owns it is a member of the Dirty Army! This is perfect for Chewy or The Office.

Love that plate.- nik

50 Cent’s Bankruptcy Is A Scam

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m not buying this 50 Cent bankruptcy thing. In May, Forbes estimated 50’s net worth at $155 million… now that he lost 5 million dollars to Lavonia Leviston for leaking her sex tape and losing 17 million for ripping off headphone designs he has filed for bankruptcy. I think its just a way of getting out of paying 22 million that he owes to people. What you think is going to happen?

Donald Trump Should Be President Of The United States

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I’m sure you can appreciate Donald Trump. He speaks in honesty and refuses to play politics. He is what America needs! Mr. Trump is saying what we are thinking in our heads. Wake up people! Vote Trump!

I don’t understand his play here. He is killing the Republican party with his power trip mentality. It’s almost like him and Hilary Clinton have secret plans. Donald Trump was a Democrat. It just doesn’t make sense to me.- nik 

Ed Hardy Designer Christian Audigier Has Died

Designer Christian Audigier celebrates on the runway at the Ed Hardy Fall 2007 fashion show, during the Mercedes Benz Fashion Week at Smashbox Studios in Culver City, Calif., on Monday, March 19, 2007. (AP Photo/Chris Pizzello)

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, sad day today in the fashion world. The world famous Christian Audigier the designer of Ed Hardy (who hated you) has passed away after his battle with Cancer. I know we all make fun of him because his brand got way too big and only the worst of society wore it, but still the man accomplished something that few have done. RIP buddy.

This is a sad day for Dennis Rodman and Jon Gosselin, but a day of celebration for the city of Scottsdale.- nik

Guess Butt Injections Aren’t Enough Anymore


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I guess all the injections Coco put into her butt aren’t enough.  She had to go and even photoshop her images.  Is it a case of insecurity or PDD?

I don’t understand how these women are so blind… do they not see the linear morphing?- nik

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