Donald Trump Should Be President Of The United States

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I’m sure you can appreciate Donald Trump. He speaks in honesty and refuses to play politics. He is what America needs! Mr. Trump is saying what we are thinking in our heads. Wake up people! Vote Trump!

I don’t understand his play here. He is killing the Republican party with his power trip mentality. It’s almost like him and Hilary Clinton have secret plans. Donald Trump was a Democrat. It just doesn’t make sense to me.- nik 

Ed Hardy Designer Christian Audigier Has Died

Designer Christian Audigier celebrates on the runway at the Ed Hardy Fall 2007 fashion show, during the Mercedes Benz Fashion Week at Smashbox Studios in Culver City, Calif., on Monday, March 19, 2007. (AP Photo/Chris Pizzello)

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, sad day today in the fashion world. The world famous Christian Audigier the designer of Ed Hardy (who hated you) has passed away after his battle with Cancer. I know we all make fun of him because his brand got way too big and only the worst of society wore it, but still the man accomplished something that few have done. RIP buddy.

This is a sad day for Dennis Rodman and Jon Gosselin, but a day of celebration for the city of Scottsdale.- nik

Guess Butt Injections Aren’t Enough Anymore


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I guess all the injections Coco put into her butt aren’t enough.  She had to go and even photoshop her images.  Is it a case of insecurity or PDD?

I don’t understand how these women are so blind… do they not see the linear morphing?- nik

Is Armani the Next Christian Louboutin


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I was looking at makeup online and came across the most amazing thing ever… A Giorgio Armani fluid sheer in the shade “shim beige”! I wonder if some of the DCs like Chewy use this as a part of their MAC forcefields? Armani is considered a pretty nice makeup brand, I’m sure the porta potties are overtaking it and they felt they had to come out with a product they’d relate to. #fluidsheersareforhookers!!!

I feel like we have to kill the word Shim. Actually never mind, I had moment of weakness thinking Caitlyn Jenner is the face of America now.- nik

Porta Potty Needs A Clue


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, so this dumb P4P needs a clue. She shows up with sores all over her legs and then steals a trout’s money without paying her agents. She actually threatened one guy with LE about rape. A meth head you are paying can’t claim rape if you don’t touch her. She goes through wallets finds info and extorts guys. She takes money she then doesn’t pay to her agents and lies. She took my money last week then told her agent she was in the custody of NYPD. So not true. Buyer beware of this bitch she will do or say anything to take your money and will then lie about cops to further her agenda. Don’t be scared she is a con artist. Just don’t book her. No booker I know will ever send her out again. She thinks she’s Chewy when in reality she is chewed gum on the shoe of any real P4P. She also loves to brag she was involved with Charlie Sheen but his brand of DRD you can’t wash off or get rid of.

Do they really call them ‘agents’ — what happen to the term ‘pimp’?- nik

Just When I Thought It Couldn’t Get Any Worse


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Thickness is so delusional… but I think her ex Mr. Anal, now her boyfriend again might be worse! WTF are they both on meth? Who post this many selfies? His IG page is not cute, and a guy like this will never be faithful due to his insecurity issues.

Bro — pants around your ankles for a selfie. Classy.- nik

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