THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve been a long time fan of The Dirty, and the more posts that are put up about the Gold Coast here in Australia, the more I thought it was time your readers had an introduction to what its like here. The Gold Coast is a mash up of Miami and Reno. You have some of the most wealthy living here, and also the worst trash all in together. For a long time the Premier here, an equivalent to a Governor, banned pornography. You can’t for example buy Playboy or Penthouse. So its created this strange repressed society, where you can’t buy porn but you can be almost naked on the main street. The Bikie culture rules here, and the worst of all Police corruption in all of Australia happens here. So the likes of Clown Under, Miss Minniexx and co, are all part of that. The more tattoos, the more likely they are to be “associates” of various Bikie gangs, which equals guns, meth and servicing the whole gang plus a whole bunch of sh*tty tattoos. Should you happen to want to book Clown Under or Miss Minnie, check out femmefatalemodels.com, it’s a highly amusing site, and something they don’t want you to know about. And Miss Minnie won’t want you to know that her day job is working in a “Build a Bear” workshop in a sh*tty Westfield Mall! And if you’re wondering why all these girls here on the Gold Coast have such terrible boob jobs, nose jobs and botox, its because they go to the local Mall where you can get injections from as low as $3.95! Welcome to the beautiful Gold Coast!
Thank you for the tourism guide to DirtyOz. Good to know Build-A-Bear has gone global.- nik