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Amy Elizabeth

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik I can’t figure out this girl, Amy Elizabeth. She is so skinny as you can tell from her pictures, but something needs to be done to her face to tweak it a little. Also she hangs out with trouts as you can see but also looks like a lesbian in a lot of pictures (ew). What do you think she should do? Stick with girls or stick with trouts? And would you with a bag over her head? She’s the skinnier one in the pictures.

At least one of you have the sense to cover up your privates.  Although I’m sure it was in fear of being associated with a sloot.- nik

Allie The Brunette

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Allie a freshman at Missouri. Now I know you think everyone marries their cousins and does m*th, but this girl I’d say presents us very well. How do you feel about her? She’s a legitimate model, not one who shows her tits and ass on instagram so you can snag a couple jobs as a PP.

Instagraming a lot doesn’t make you a model.- nik

Will There Be A Rackstar Sighting In Scottsdale This Weekend

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik-DirtyATL here… (winner of said “Rackstar” name contest) Now relocated to Scottsdale. Heading down to Tempe for drinks and it struck me that there might be a a Rackstar sighting as her alma mater Michigan State and “Sparty” are in town for Buffalo Wild Wings Bowl…I will be on lookout.

Please keep your eyes open for that Rack.- nik

Biggest Fraud in Pittsburgh

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik! This is Blake Murray. He’s the biggest fraud known in Pittsburgh. He claims he goes to Michigan State but then says he has 3 bartending jobs in Pittsburgh? Where would you find that time? Oh that’s right he says he has frequent flyer miles lmfaooo. He had his mom pick him up from a party then called the cops on everyone that was there! He disrespects women, which is something not to take lightly! He talks to 13 year old girls when he’s 2 or 3 years out of high school! Gross!! Ask him for nudes cause he’ll pose for you any which way you could possibly want him to. Wouldn’t surprise me if he had drd’s because of how many haggard girls he has banged!! I’m sorry to complain about him but people need to know to stay away from him because he’s gross! STAY AWAY!!!!

I wonder what he does with that shop vac.  Clearly he doesn’t clean.- nik

Taybor Pepper Michigan State Long Snapper

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Taybor Pepper, freshman long snapper at Michigan State University. He needs a lesson on how to treat people, especially when they have pictures like this to leak.

Guys who layer up on wristbands are usually. Just saying (sorry Lance).- nik

Spartica Returns

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, okay, I am not really sure how to start, since I am new to this site. One of my interns showed it to me and needless, I haven’t gotten any work done.  There is a girl I used to know named Kayte Hall. When I started looking at all the bleached and botoxed bitches on this site, I laughed and said to myself, “Haha, Kayte would totally be on here if people cared about Michigan.” Lol. She is. You call her “Spartica”. I met Spartica at CMU. That is Central Michigan University. She is a daddy’s girl and her first set of fake tits was bought for her by her college professor (she learned early). She was bulimic mostly through college and definately abused drugs. One of her best friends was a stripper. The other two were also sl*tty whores. She was the girl that threw a beer bottle at you for looking at her and egged her man on to start fights. She was vapid and shallow. Cut to the future and she is alive and well thanks to FB. She has a new man piece that worships her…they always do even though she treats them like crap. All of her pictures look like they are taken by a professional photog who follows them around. She claims she is a paralegal. Her an the man piece just bought a house and she is a brunette now…I guess she thinks that makes her respectable. When we were in college she told people her goals were to be a Trophy Wife or Playboy Bunny…I guess neither panned out.

Is Spartica back in Michigan? I thought she moved to San Diego to “make it”.- nik

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