Reality Check

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Jamie. She has +2s and thinks she’s the hottest thing around. She’s basic looking at best. Doesn’t take much to impress this chick but a few drinks and the 30k millionare facade. The sex wasn’t worth the bar tab. Give her a reality check Nik. Would you?

Your goal should be to point the camera the other way (away from face), which means you need to lose the belly.- nik

14 Year Old Philip Chism Charged As Adult In Murder Of Teacher

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, so here we go again with another school killing. Law Enforcement have not stated how the young woman was killed or how they linked it to this young man, but the 14 year old is being charged as an adult. Happened in Massachusetts. The little punk had to take his anger/depression/misery/whatever out on this poor young teacher. She looks like a really nice, happy, and caring person. I just don’t get it. What is it with all the psycho kids these days? You can’t trust anyone anymore. Do you have any ideas about how to stop this from happening again? We need to hold parents accountable for the actions of their psycho children. On a side note, I know if Obama had a son he would look like Trayvon Martin, but this kid looks exactly like Obama. Probably the reason why the media isn’t covering this either.

That teacher looks like that one actress… ugh I forgot her name. Someone help me.- nik

What Happened To Tom Brady

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Tom Brady. He used to be a pretty solid football player for the New England Patriots. Now he spends his time choking the life out of mine, and millions of others fantasy football teams. A picture really is worth 1000 words. Also I heard his wife is an out of touch, stuck up b*tch.

Tom Brady is still the best QB in the NFL.- nik

Instagram Beauty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, been stalking this chick for awhile on instagram, doesn’t appear to be a model and could use some +2s.

Stop stalking.- nik

Aaron Hernandez Is The Hottest Man Alive



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I’m a little behind because I don’t care about sports, but this morning my boyfriend was watching this trial about a guy named Aaron Hernandez and OMG that has to be the hottest guy on earth.  Something about a bad boy that turns me on.  I’m not even kidding, I took a few pictures and went to the bathroom and masturbated to him.  Um God he had me so sweaty and I was picturing him doing really really nasty things to my body and all my holes.  Tonight when I have sex with my man, Ill be thinking about Aaron the whole time. HOT!!!!

Aaron Hernandez and ScarJo should make babies.- nik


Hottest Guy On The Planet

Hello Hottest Man Alive

Tara Lovasco

THE DIRTY ARMY: BE WARNED of this girl guys…She is from the PREGNANCY PACT town so that should have been the first RED FLAG… So my dude who is a Fire Fighter meets this dumpster (he told me all about the skank) and of course she bangs him like the filthy pig she is within days of meeting him (come on ladies make us work for it) and this girl thinks she is the hottest piece of ass to hit the east coast!!! She is so shallow, fat, and has a flat ass!!! My boy only stabbed her guts because he hadn’t gotten laid since being dumped by his insanely hot ex over a year ago poor guy hope he got it out of his system… Anyways, now he is going to get tested and hoping he doesn’t have anything because this girl was so loose and sloppy he could tell she has given it up just as easy to a whole slew of other gregs!!! She is a “hair stylist” at Ambiance Hair Design in Rockport MA and her poor clients end up looking like they went into a Jersey Shore machine and came out looking well SHORISH!!! PUT THIS CHICK ON BLAST so the next desperate soul can maybe get away before this whale beaches on top of him…. DA Strong!

Your gunna pick up a lot a flack from that “make us work for it” comment.- nik

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