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Don’t Tinder in Vegas


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, met this guy on Tinder a month ago in Vegas…. He kept telling me he had a wedding to attend and I should go over to hotel after…. well I did and it turns out I have quite the problem down there now…. I hate to do this to him but he wont return my calls and other girls need to know. Oh and P.S. he has a girlfriend.

What fake name did he give you?- nik

Does He Love Me


THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, I really need your advice on my relationship. I have been going back and forth on wether or not I should post this partially, because my significant other does read the site. Let me just jump in, about a year ago I joined SA just to see what it was about and to help pay for college (don’t judge me) I ended up meeting a really nice man who happened to also be married (btw his wife knew about it. They had an open marriage.) The moment I laid eyes on him I knew he was my soul mate and the man I wanted to marry. Fast forward a couple months into our relationship and he divorces his wife and we move in together, he bought me a really nice diamond ring and told me he would propose…we’re a little over a year into our relationship and he still has yet to propose, I’ve never met his kids, family, ex-wife or his friends… I feel like I am a mistress of some sort or like I am a secret. He tells me one day that I’ll meet them and has me lie to the people I love and tell them that I am very involved in his life, when in reality I am not at all. He rarely will even tell me what is happening in his day to day life. It’s either “too stressful”, he doesn’t want to talk about it or worry me. Nik, I really need to know what to do. I’m a young and extremely attractive girl and have a lot going for me and a lot of life to live, but I have put all of that on hold for the man I am in love with. We have talked about having children and are even buying a home together. I love him with all of my heart and have no idea what to do or if I’m just a rebound chick. Please help me! I’m so lost and quite honestly feel like a complete idiot.

In his mind you are just a warm hole, much like comfort food. Let’s be honest, he will never tell anyone he met the love of his life on Seeking Arrangements… so your whole relationship will be a lie. If I were you… take your payment and move on. He doesn’t love you.- nik

Question Regarding The Duality of the Dirty Army

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, an observation. Subject matters don’t get privacy as their lives are posted for all to throw stones at. What if the comments section required 100% real life ID’s ( ie LinkedIn). How many stones would be thrown? Honest question for the DA, how many of you would do this? Tricia I don’t know you, nor your life, but you post using your name. There is a certain integrity to that even if your attitudes are different to mine. Can anyone else put their hand up? A simple observation.

There is no fun in being Clark Kent… I want the DA to be superheroes — no need to out their boring real lives.- nik

I Hope Tina Louise Doesn’t Go Down The Wrong Path


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this is Tina Louise. She is from Australia but currently lives in Newport Beach. For having so many followers on IG and Snap she is super cool and has the most positive vibes. She is an actual model and gets paid daily to shoot. I was a huge fan of hers until a few days ago when she posted a snapchat of her and “her homegirl” Kate Compton. I didn’t think Tina was the type of girl that hangs with hookers. Tina, I know you will read this eventually and please, please don’t break down and start being one of Dan Bilzerians hookers like Kate. You are way too good for that, I’m surprised you are actually friends with her.

Tina’s arm tattoos explain her living situation. I decided.- nik

Heaven Sapp Used To Be Wholesome


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this girl use to be wholesome but she is now the biggest sl*t in SoCal. She claims to be a model but really she just gets naked on cam and sells her body for sex now. She has the worst boob job and now she is trying to get guys to buy her stuff on Amazon as tribute.  Why do girls do this?  It literally ruins them.

I’m still trying to figure out what her connection to Warren Sapp is?- nik

Got My DIA Shirt


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I will wear this shirt with honor and pride. God bless America and The Dirty Intelligence Agency.

Thank you.- nik


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