THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Rosie is a British import modeling and trying to act in Hollywood , she has the reputation for getting any guy she wants and the fellas always spend major bucks to keep her happy… how far do you see her making it here Hollywood?

I don’t understand her nipples? Must be an English thing.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Hoag Hospital in Newport Beach announced that elective abortions will no longer be performed at the hospital because of the low number of procedures done annually.  I think they are totally full of sh*t.  They are a “rich persons” hospital and many rich people consider abortions to be a very bad thing and a sign of poverty.  I wanted to get your opinion on it and see if you agree with me?

I’m Team Hoag on this one sorry.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Victoria and Leila they are twins as you can see.   One is a bigger sh*t talker than the other and both have bad reputations in Hollywood.  They are known to take it off very quickly if you are someone with power and MONEY… I had to put them on blast, my father is a rich trout and both of these b*tches used him for his money and hurt his old heart.

How is it possible to lift your hands in the air and still have back fat wrinkles?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Joselyn and I used to be friends until I got annoyed by her constant lying. If you get plastic surgery just own up to it. She looks beautiful now compared to what she used to look like. When a person would ask her what procedures she has had done, she would just say “breast and nose”.  Seriously???? Everyone close to her knows every procedure she has had done. She barely works out but she has abs… That’s where the lipo sculpting comes in… Abs over night for her. She also had lipo in other places also. Her lips look smaller… Most people get lip injections to make them bigger, but not Joselyn… She went smaller. Joselyn had a saggy butt before so she decided to get butt implants… Her butt wasn’t from squats like she claims. Her teeth looked ridiculous before so she got those fixed.  Next her droopy eyes got a lift, now they are so big and round. Oh and her jawline needed a little help also. Oh yeah did I mention her Botox injections she gets regularly. Who pays for all of her surgeries? Her sugar daddies of course!  She doesn’t pay her own rent or car. She works at Cafe Lu to meet sugar daddies. I’m happy that Joselyn looks 10x better but c’mon stop acting like you only needed a little help to fix you’re whole face.

I want to give Spanish Nanny’s surgeon the Nobel Peace Prize.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these are Newport cougars/milfs here.  There is no secret that in the Peninsula its very easy for a young buck to go to any given bar and take down a cougar.  I wanted to get an honest assessment on these 3 cougars… Lindsey, Mary Jane, and Laura… whats your take on them?

Lindsay- has abs pointing to her penis. Mary Jane- is 4 months prego. Laura- is a high school softball coach. I decided.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Julie thinks she is the queen of Boston.  I have to agree with her, you know in Boston we don’t have a ton of hot girls, especially one with huge +2′s and a backside to match.  I wanted to ask you what you thought of this Boston treasure.

Her thighs touch and her nose looks heavy. I’m out.- nik