I’m Not Too Sure About Heather Bushaw

August 16, 2014 Seattle, The Dirty 41

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ok now this he/she is a real douche! It goes by the name of Heather and has tricked many a men into believing that she is a woman! BEWARE this tranny got a sex change and uses hormone treatment to sound, and look like a woman! Their is no worst thing than a liar and Heather is the worst of them all! She slept with a friend of mine and didn’t tell him she was a tranny and well now my guy has got serious sexual issues over it! Bottom line thats wrong and this thing needs to be exposed!

The knuckles give it away.- nik



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Will Justin Verlander Wake Up Before It Is Too Late

August 16, 2014 Detroit, Hollywood, The Dirty 77

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Justin Verlander is blowing it in the prime of his career. He’s probably looking at being the 3rd starter in the playoffs and hopefully they match up with Oakland and get whooped. He’s putting up career lows in wins, ERA, opposing BA…. clearly Whale Wars is the only thing on his mind, not baseball. Check out the video that just came out of him tossing her a baseball in the stands, whats she doing right behind their dugout anyways. Somebody wake him up.  Heres a picture of Kate Upton getting a little close with BJ Upton on for an SI shoot!!!

Justin need to get Whale Wars pregnant before a black man steals her.- nik



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It’s Time We Start Thinking About The Future

August 15, 2014 Scottsdale, The Dirty 102

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! You’ve done the world a great service by introducing us to the importance of the ITG. It’s time to start thinking about the future. One of the absolute sexiest things I can think of is when ladies are able to sit down and maintain a flat stomach. Friends don’t let friends have belly rolls. No Rolls in 2015! #NoRo2015!!!

Yes, without sucking in either… don’t cheat.- nik



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Arissa Lynn Does Have A Nice Butt

August 15, 2014 The Dirty, Vancouver 103

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl pays for photoshoots… and no one really has any clue what she does with the pics besides post them on her IG… she is super delusional, but she does have one sexy booty so its not too bad to see her almost naked all over IG.

The nautical stars have to go… it’s very misleading. When guys see stars on chicks, they know they are easy lays.- nik



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This Needs To Stop

August 15, 2014 Scottsdale, The Dirty, Vancouver 86

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, the Gym Selfie needs to stop.  Like this gem over here.  This tool thinks he is so buff and so cool.. he spends more time taking selfies at the gym than he does actually working out.  I don’t know one girl that finds this attractive.  We laugh at this.

P-Nazi invented the Gym Selfie.- nik



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Courtney Leigh Loves To Photoshop As Well

August 15, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 90

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Scooby Snacks and Chewys friend is another photoshoper. Look at this pic I found on her Instagram. Do these girls really think we won’t notice your curvy door. Photoshop is just like red bottoms. ONLY FOR HOOKERS!

Looks like someone was trying to fix their fat arm.- nik



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Liana Lovett Is No Dirty Celeb

August 15, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 30

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I can’t even believe you would consider making Liana a dirty celeb. Not only does she have the body of a 13 year old girl, the girl needs +2′s and a cheeseburger, and she came from Sac, the armpit of California. Anyways, since you asked for a picture of her face, like you haven’t seen it before, I thought I’d do the duty and see what your final decision is. By the way, Liana is definitely P4P/Porta Potty/Escort. We knew that before, but based on her IG, she’s making it more blatantly obvious than ever before. Living for likes people, living for likes.

She seems boring to me. Like a dead fish.- nik



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Help My Husband Out

August 15, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 178

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m getting +2′s next month.  They are gonna be 550 ccs, gummy bear implants and look big and natural.  But my husband wants me to get +2′s that look like rocks and are perky, like the girl in the middle.  I personally find that disgusting and very tranny like, my husband and I are fans of TheDirty, so I would like you to give him some advice because the chick in the middle is beat and those boobs are BAD.

It’s your body, get the implants you want because you have to live with them… not him.- nik



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