Malpractice Has To Get It Together One Day

July 27, 2014 Denver, The Dirty 158


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is just plain sad. Why is poor Malpractice always getting fired or evicted out of her apartments?

Because she is not hot.- nik

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Someone People Can’t Handle The Truth

July 27, 2014 The Dirty, Toronto 142

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this thing decided to take her IG down cause everyone was telling her the truth and she couldn’t handle it.  Anyway her little sisters are starting to follow in her footsteps and I have no clue why.  Haven’t they seen what their sister turned herself into?  Poor girl…

I don’t understand how women with Blow Job lips walk around in public or eat McDonalds?- nik


Sara Fabbro Is One Delusional Girl

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Michelle Monroe Only Dates Powerful Men

July 26, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 95

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I met this girl a few weeks ago and have been doing my research, her name is Michelle Monroe and she is super secretive because she has a long ass list of powerful and well known ex-boyfriends. So now I’m curious if we can find out more about her??? Last I heard she was hooking up with Rich Hil, and before him that douchebag Doug Reinhardt, Max Nash (Tess Taylors Ex), and some British CEO of a bank. I don’t know what kind of hold she gets over these suckers but they all seem to fall at her feet… Would You Nik?? All she seems to do is party, get wasted, and keep secrets. I give her an 8 maybe a 9.

She really needs to switch up her drink… you can see the sugar on her arms and legs.- nik

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Kylia Loves Old Town Bartenders

July 26, 2014 Scottsdale, The Dirty 89

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, wanted to see what you think of Scottsdale escorts/hookers these days with this girl on the right Kylia. The owner of the bar I work at used to pay this hoe for sexual favors on a weekly basis. She’s also well known for blowing a majority of the bartenders in Old Town just to keep the free drinks comin. So would you pay a dime for this Nik?

Not feeling the Mole starship on her neck.- nik

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My Girl Crush Nicky Whelan

July 26, 2014 Sydney, The Dirty 40

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what do you think about Aussie hottie Nicky Whelan? She has amazing blue eyes and a sexy ITG. I would let her do anything to me.

Tell me more… of she is from DirtyOZ.- nik

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Oil Industry’s Lindsey Anne VanTassel

July 26, 2014 Austin, San Antonio, The Dirty 59

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, she is in the Oil Industry, Lindsey Anne VanTassel…More Like prostitution druggy. I was her friend throughout college and afterwards and wow is this girl a basket case and a complete slore. She knows nothing about the oil industry, was never in class and fucked her classmate to help her pass the class to get certified. She’s been arrested five separate times for possession of drugs, assault, DWI, and prostitution. She has the good girl look nailed down to a fine art but don’t let this fool you. She will tell you that she is loaded due to her dad but this is anything but the truth. If you have a thick wallet or connections to drugs, she will do ANYTHING to get it and abuses her scrip’s in Xanax and Vicodin hardcore. She’s even sucked me off and f*cked me to get to my money and my connections. She claims to be a lesbian but this is not true speaking from personal f*cking experience. She’ll have a girl or guy to use for the money and to pay her bills and then f*ck around on the side. You can find her on any dating website and she will use this to solicit herself or to find a new victim for a “relationship.” I stopped f*cking her once I found out she was an escort here locally in Austin and in Houston. I have a lawyer friend who f*cked her for “payment” towards her traffic tickets and driving while on a suspended license case. After a couple encounters with her he went to go get tested and has the DRD now. Ladies and Dudes beware of this scam artist. Just happy I didn’t catch anything.

Someone should be drilling for oil in that nose.- nik

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Eastwood +2s

July 26, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 50


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what do you think of her boob job? I think she looked better naturally.  But most young guys love fake boobs while real men like them natural.

Good move Eastwood. What’s her first name again?- nik

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Is Mike The Best Rapper In Miami

July 26, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 202

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve been DA strong since the Dirty Scottsdale days. I love all the truth that you bring and the world needs more people like you. Anyway, I moved here to Miami from Scottsdale about 3 years ago and I can honestly say this city is awesome in everything that it offers. The one drawback it does have, like with any popular city, is the amount of delusional douchebags residing here. I mean I thought Scottsdale was bad but these guys take it to an all new level here. Take this guy for instance, Mike “Mortal Mind” Deluca Tuddenham. I see this guy everywhere and I can’t help but laugh at him because he is an utter joke. Every time I see him I just think “Wow why haven’t I seen this guy on The Dirty?”. Apparently he is a rapper, works in real estate, and deals in exotic sports cars. He has a bunch of retarded videos he posts on YouTube and other sites but this one had me laughing so hard here is the link I’ll let you and the DA be the judges. The bored looking, wannabe, music video model is his girlfriend. Please make this guy a Dirty Celeb!!!

Where can I buy this guys album? Mortal Mind > Jay Z.- nik

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