The Dirty | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 10

Information Wanted On Mike Jaber

December 15, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 62

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have information that you have on a man named Mike Jaber. I really need to get as much information as I can on him! The reason is because Mike Jaber at one time held Poker Games at his house! A guy that was at that Poker Game was murdered in his condo. Another guy had fingered Mike Jaber to be a suspect! Jaber has shown a lot of suspicious answers to both me and the murdered Mike Defilipis’ family. I had read in your comments, comments about this man Mike Jaber may be a possible “Bookie?” Yes, one of your commenters had mentioned how Mike Jaber would have Poker Games set up with men that had guns! On December 17, 2009 a Poker Games was held up? However, Jaber claimed that the robbers didn’t get in? Jaber claimed that the would be robbers impersonated Police officers. On December 23, 2009 one of the members that was at that Poker Game, was found murdered in his condo! The guy that he was with by the name of Tom ran to another state! Tom claims that Jaber had warned him to get out of his house the night of the murder? Jaber denies telling Tom this? Jaber has told me too many lies? I have sent some information to the Homicide Detectives and the FBI! But, I need to do research do bring this giant down! I mean Jaber is good! At lying? I need you to help me find out all the facts you can for the FBI! I need all the witnesses I can to come forward! I need eye witness accounts that Jaber is a drug dealer! Jaber told me that he wasn’t into anything those guys did.

Leave your contact info in comments…JV push it through.- nik

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Who Is Elvira’s Blonde BFF

December 15, 2014 Elvira, Hollywood, The Dirty 33


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I follow Elvira on Instagram and started seeing a lot of pictures of her with this blonde girl who she says is her best friend. Her name is Kay, but other than that, not much seems to be known about her. All her photos include her traveling to different cities and partying, but she apparently has a boyfriend and seems too classy to be an escort. No idea what she does for a living. So what do you think–who is hotter?

Wow, she is way hotter than Elvira. I can’t wait to make her a DC. Her face is exactly what Elvira was trying to create…maybe I should call her Medusa?- nik 

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Can Someone Verify This

December 14, 2014 San Antonio, The Dirty 109


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t know where to start cause I’m a little confused. I have been masturbating to this hottie right here. I was telling a co-worker and he told me that the girl in the picture is a guy and his name is Charles Demetri Martinez… but I don’t believe him, look at this chick, she is smoking hot. P.S. by chance, if that is a guy, does it make me gay?

Yes.- nik

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Creepy Old Man

December 14, 2014 Calgary, Dirty Business, The Dirty 50

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy needs to be put on blast. This guy is the nastiest thing Calgary has to offer. He is a drunk, cocky John that “thinks” he is gods gift to woman. To bad he stands on his wallet to get girls and friends for that matter! Curtis Stewart is a lawyer in Calgary and worked at Bennett Jones and now Deloitte where he uses his office to F*ck People (GO DELOITTE lol looks like you offer more then on the website)… I hope the cleaners are meticulous…. HE Beats up woman. He hires prostitutes to get some… I must admit I didn’t believe this but he admits it and doesn’t use condoms with anyone SICK! Calgary Midnight Express sounds like an expensive habit but you have to do what you have to do. I wouldn’t be surprised if he is pimping his woman out! This guy even tries to F*ck the poor articling students at his firms obviously they are like “this guy is NASTY!“ Curtis, everyone thinks your Nasty! Outside of Hookers that want your money! STOP BEING SUCH A NASTY CREEP!  You’re embarrassing, only the hookers stay for dolla billz. Maybe start respecting people you prick! You’re not better then anyone!! YOUR WORSE! You’re a Woman beater JOHN! That has to pay his friends bills so they hang around! What do you think of this A-Hole, Nik?

How are his cell phone camera skills?- nik

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Time To Get In The Christmas Spirit

December 14, 2014 Cleveland, Krispy Kreme, The Dirty 34

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, with all the negative things going on in our nation, its cathartic to relax and get in the Christmas spirit with some Krispy Kreme.

This phony is still alive?- nik

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Holiday DUI PSA From Newport Beach PD

December 14, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 18

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, quick reminder to all you 909ers that are coming into the peninsula to party… take an uber back to your hell hole, keep our city safe. Thanks!

That video makes me want to drink.- nik

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Joe Vargas Is The King Of DoucheBags In Vegas

December 14, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 156


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please expose the king of douche bags Joe Vargas. This toolbox brands himself as the king of nightclubs and just wrote an article on his website called 18 ways to spot a douche bag in the club. I think he should pay attention to his number 2 reason which reads. He’s taking pictures with his friend(s) or with girl(s) throwing up the peace sign or pointing at the person he’s taking a picture with. This guy is the poster boy for douche bag. He’s got a lot of people fooled on social media thinking he’s some kind of big shot in Vegas and its really gone to his head now he’s even charging for relationship advice. Anyone that has knows this D Bag outside of the false image he try’s to portray through social media. Who knows he might be king of the bottle rats but he’s definitely not king of nightclubs. His website is like yours and he claims he is your friend. I hope you aren’t friends with someone like this. Are you???

Joe please don’t name drop me. I don’t even know you.- nik

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Inappropriate Or No

December 14, 2014 The Dirty, Vancouver 249

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these girls from VanDirty aren’t being the best role models for the little girl. These girls are hoe’s/strippers etc. but I feel bad for the little girl. You have a daughter Nik, you know what I’m talking about?

Very sad.- nik

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