Melissa Is A Pathetic Girl

October 25, 2014 San Diego, The Dirty 152

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m going to keep this short and sweet, this is a warning to men in San Diego. This young “lady” is “Melly baby” MELISSA. Her last name is along the lines of something involving a crotch. Chambers or something I believe. She slept with my boyfriend and begged him to leave me. He kicked her out. The reason he wanted nothing to do with her was they slept together for years. She cheated on her boyfriend with him when they first started messing around. She used him for someone to cry to about the two abortions she had (for some reason she just doesn’t understand contraception). When I confronted her I suggested she gets tested, and she let me know she was tested before and after sleeping with my boyfriend. I realized it is pretty sad how often she has to be tested, that or she is a liar. She had the nerve to sleep with my boyfriend, attempt to lie about the details, and then tried fighting me. She works at Costco, so if you see her say “Hey” for me! -Scorned bitch!!!

Those legs are perfect for Costco. A lot of heavy lifting in bulk.- nik



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This Woman Is Perfect

October 25, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 38

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I really want your opinion on this blonde.  Everyone says she is perfect, like seriously nothing wrong with her but I don’t see it.  I know you see the Matrix and can see past all the bullsh*t.  So, what might be causing people to drool over this average girl?

Her age in this picture concerns me, but her cheekbones are on point and she has decent eyebrows. Maybe go easy on the extensions too. You have great hair, no need to force.- nik



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Cindy “Insane” Hudson

October 25, 2014 Little Rock, The Dirty 31

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Cindy Lee Hudson (Conway’s Insane Jeweler) has to be the craziest women ever known. She wants people to feel sorry for her so she pretends to be actively involved in charity events where she preys on innocent people’s genuine kindness then turns the table on them and goes psycho threatening to call their wives, husbands, friends, employers, etc. claiming to be a victim of some unforeseen circumstance which was of course no fault of her own. She has no life other than her cats who are her only friends, and is obsessed with her ex-husband who she stalks constantly. And she definitely loves leather; just look at her face. If you happen to see her run and run fast from this psycho, squeaky voiced costume jeweler who delights in making everyone around her miserable.

You can see the cats in her face.- nik



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She Is Looking For Single Men

October 25, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 43

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this girl is smoking hot and is looking for single men.  I wanted to show you guys how beautiful she is, and how AMAZING her +2′s are.  Nik, what you think?  Click here to see her +2′s!!

I think you need to get your eyes checked. All I see is the old Hilton logo.- nik



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Greg Hidder Screws His Clients Wives

October 25, 2014 Scottsdale, The Dirty 95

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, beware Scottsdale as this douche bag real estate guy Greg Hidder screws the wives and girlfriends of his clients. He gets your money, screws your wife and moves onto the next victim. Don’t be fooled!

Greg, botox around the eye areas too…don’t just focus on the forehead.- nik



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Angelisa Benitez Is Amazing

October 25, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 82

THE DIRTY ARMY: Come on Nik you have yet to comment on her. Yes, she’s from the Midwest but she is smoking hot.  Has those crazy eyes, amazing butt and amazing boobs.

I have yet to see a real picture.- nik



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Found Your Nanny… Look No Further

October 24, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 164

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, check out what I came across.  If this girl can’t be your nanny, then I officially give up.  As a girl, I have never crushed on another female like this one.

The belly button is perfect, I like penny slots. What’s 411, what country are we talking about?- nik



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Piper Porter Is A Groupie

October 24, 2014 Seattle, The Dirty 51

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl Piper Malone Porter is painfully plain. She thinks she’s special because she used her deceptive makeup skills to become internet famous. She’s a butterface. Her face is huge and round and her nose is atrocious. She doesn’t ever stop posting about her ugly boyfriend. Apparently she never got attention from a guy before. They just boring nobodies, and thanks to social media think they are some kind of celebrity couple. Anyway, she is also a two faced skeez and hangs out with Riff Raff groupie Angela Jean. I met Piper at a while back and she was all over me even though I told her I had a girlfriend. She wouldn’t stop asking for my number so I gave her my homies as a joke. Later that night she drunkenly sends him this photo of her lopsided boobs. Sorry Chad, I think you need to check your b*tch. Piper, maybe try to fix your face then try again.

I wonder what is in her hand. I think it’s _______.- nik



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