THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jasmine Hooper, pretty much the Australian leper mixed with a bit of Shark Tales. I used to go to school with this broad and back in the day she was pretty hot. She actually came from a good family but she’s always been a try hard gangster b*tch that thought it was cool to hang out with criminals and junkies. Now only does she now hang around bikies and crackheads and broke losers with face tattoos, she seems to think it’s cool and makes her tough. 8 years later and unsurprisingly, she is totally NOT hot anymore and has clearly wrecked herself with drugs. She doesn’t just hang out with trash anymore, she well and truly has made the transition to just plan and simple being trash herself. Every now and again she will upload a video of her being “harassed” by the police when it’s really just her abusing them for pulling her up on something minor like speeding until they arrest her then she goes on Facebook and claims she was the victim of police brutality. She’s a pathological liar and claimed to be a “top model” on Facebook because she did some modelling for her mums company once and was in a seedy motorbike enthusiast magazine. Girl is on the dole and broke as hell, always begging people for lifts to the courthouse or her probation office but then still thinks people will believe she’s got money and designer stuff. Her friends from school and her family want nothing to do with her anymore because she’s such a disgrace but she deludes herself into thinking it’s not her fault. Now one of her junkie friends has stolen her car but she won’t report it because “F*cK da p0licE”. Jasmine sort your life out you junkie scum. You have well and truly hit rock bottom but tbh I don’t even feel sorry for you because you 100% brought it on yourself. You’re such a loser now it’s hilarious.
Does it say “Death Before Blow Jobs” on his forehead? Hooper you really need to LaserAway that sh*t. I really have no tolerance for face tattoos… makes ZERO sense to me.- nik