Miss California 2013 Does More Than Hold A Title

July 20, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 52


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Dawn Rodrigues was Mrs. California 2013 – and believe me you will never hear her not bragging or talking about the pageants she has been in. She is also a “corporate flight attendant”. Or at least that is what she will tell you. In reality, she is a madame. She will get you any girl you want (as long as she is from the Santa Clarita Valley area) and for the right price, you can have her. According to her profile on various flight attendant hiring websites, she is a “…discreet professional…[specializing] in providing first class service to celebrities, athletes, politicians, corporate executives, families and high net worth individuals.” It may all seem innocent but this woman has been around the block and it’s time for people to know who she really is and that her “perfect” family and life is not what it seems.

A married Cougar pageant? Seems like a waste of tax payer dollars if you ask me.- nik

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This Guy Is So Fine

July 20, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 163

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I came across this guys pics on IG and he’s very attractive. His body is on point and his eyes are perfect, I kind of like the before all the tattoos but hey either way he’s a hottie, we need more hot men on TheDirty.

Eye color contacts for sure.- nik

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Thank You Playboy For Gemma Lee Farrell’s Delusion

July 20, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 102

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I just want to thank the dying brand of Playboy for making this average girl Gemma, so damn full of herself like she is the hottest thing to ever breathe… nothing is special about her and she looks like every other girl out here.  Lame, c’mon girl be original.

That is the problem with brunettes, they all look the same and have zero personality.- nik

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Malpractice Got Catfished

July 19, 2014 Denver, Malpractice, The Dirty 52


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Malpractice has admitted to getting “Catfished” a year and a half ago. She apparently became best friends with this girl “Kiersten” whose dad was supposedly a sports attorney.  They never face timed, just talked on the phone, texted and used Instagram.  She thought this girl was going to hook her up on NYE with a pitcher from the Yankees. Needless to say, when Malpractice contacted the pitcher online, he didn’t know who this Kiersten chick was.  Who she really is is a 300lb chick..not the hot blonde Malpractice thought she was.  I would like to find this Kiersten chick and shake her hand for a job WELL DONE!  Fake Tits, Fake Hair, Fake Nails, Fake Friends! It doesn’t get much better than this. It is just more proof that she doesn’t have “actual real friends” here in Denver.

I have to know who the Yankee pitcher is. What’s the 411?- nik

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Worst Refund Gap Ever

July 19, 2014 Indianapolis, The Dirty 50

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is TaQoya Branscomb, stripper extraordinaire’ and the latest woman who recently announced that Beyoncé’s dad fathered her child. Regardless of that, check out this G A P! Is this the worst you’ve ever seen Nik? So ashy and nasty. Guess Bey Bey’s daddy doesn’t mind the low renters.

Someone get this girl some lotion.- nik

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How Did Colleen Crowley Get To Hangout With Johnny Football

July 19, 2014 Dirty Athletes, San Diego, The Dirty 58

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I have always tried to date a professional athlete but its not easy to get ones attention.. I’m like 10 times hotter than this bitch Colleen, yet she is always hanging out with Grade A famous athletes.  Do you need to come off as if you are going to sleep with them right away?  Cause I play hard to get and none of them really wanna work for it.

She must be good at rolling dollar bills.- nik

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What Do You Think Of Emily Kate Johnston

July 19, 2014 Melbourne, The Dirty 37


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, discovered this beautiful G0ddess on Instagram. I go googoo Gaga over her eyes and lips! Reminds me of Megan Fox prior to her botched surgery. I know you love your brunettes and she’s got to be one of the best I’ve seen. And those legs… god damn those legs go on forever.

Is this one of those tricks where you make me say IT has nice eyes, but it’s really a man. I’m not falling for it.- nik

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Reality Check For Taylor

July 19, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 47

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Tumblr attention whore heading to the “sex industry” (her words). This is Taylor, a 25 year old mother of 2 children (one infant, one toddler). She may or may not be married (she’s never clear). She started off on Tumblr as a “fat babe” and advocate for plus size women, positivity, acceptance, whatever. So, it’s clear she has gigantic breasts. They’re the size of size of her head, so this brought in a HUGE male audience to her blog. She’s only 5’1″ and her bOObs are pumpkins. Her poor back.  Men flock to her tumblr and spew out millions of compliments… about her boobs…. go figure. I had to unfollow due to her minions talking to her as if she’s a Queen and they’re her humble servants.  Taylor saw dollar signs in this audience, and has now started using mygirlfund to do cam shows, sells paintings she makes with her tits (?!!!!?), and will soon be making clips to sell. My agenda here is to give miss Taylor a wake up call. She wants all of this positive male attention, money, etc… Time to bring on some negative/REALITY to this gross girl as well.  Click here to see her breast… Make sure you didn’t just eat!!!

Two kids and taking these types of pictures… who raised you?- nik

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