The Dirty | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 11

Please Pull Your Heads Out Of Your Asses

December 13, 2014 Honolulu, Newport, The Dirty 26


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Heather Begnell has been called out on this site a few times for the indisputable evidence that she was whoring herself out. Long story short, a link was shared from humaniplex that showed her profile describing in detail what she will do for what amount of money. But she disappeared shortly after the information became really public knowledge. She got knocked up by a drug dealer she went to high school with, Kyle Kledzick. They moved to Hawaii and everyone forgot about them until they got divorced and went back to their old ways. Except this time they’re old, warn out and getting caught. Kyle was arrested for selling BATH SALTS! Apparently he was working with a Chinese guy and got caught for bringing in chemicals. Common sense would say that’s probably what they were doing in Hawaii while raising their baby.

Now they’re back in OC and Heather is back to what she does best. She claims she works for a Dr. Poon at UCI but post picture of herself of street corners on her phone with captions like “working”. It’s the same sh*t as before; posting pictures of shopping trips, tagging herself at resorts and chain smoking. So to everyone who knows this couple. Please pull your head out of your ass and help these two.

I’m guessing they are Clipper fans.- nik


That Refund Gap Is Nothing To Be Proud Of

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Freddy Fags Balls Out

December 13, 2014 Freddy Fags, Manhattan, The Dirty 78


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, for people that say Freddy Figs is a broke pimp… WRONG. I don’t see any of you spending 1k for basketball tickets… so he is a rich pimp/drug dealer. So haters, keep hating.

I wonder if he met Prince William?- nik

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Some Girls Have No Shame

December 13, 2014 Hollywood, Las Vegas, The Dirty 248


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this GoPro booked 4 girls and as you can see one of them could care less she is being exposed.  No f*cks were given that night.  Money and blow could really make girls do anything.

The one on the far right is way too heavy for this picture.- nik

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Kate Compton’s Sister Emily Compton Is A Bad Look For Their Family

December 13, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 70


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik! Have you seen Kate Compton’s sister on IG? We did some digging and can not get over her page because she is 300lbs!!! And, proud of it. I wonder if Kate was always jealous of those flap jacks? Anyway, she clearly states to IG followers,”F*k You Pay Me”! This girl is always high on molly, xanex, weed and sizzurp which she promotes. Its the most tragic page I’ve ever laid eyes on. She is a true hooker and does’t hide it at all! Makes perfect sense about this family of sisters! She posts stacks of cash and shoes,clothes,lingerie… I mean its as if they are competing? I cant wait to see how this story ends. Jenny Craig line one stat!

I really thought that was my butt for a second.- nik

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I Will No Longer Buy Louis Vuitton

December 13, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 362


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, how horrible of a look is this for Louis Vuitton? They have teamed up with Christian Louboutin to make this bag that is worth around $6,300. Christian Louboutin was my favorite until all these hookers ruined the brand. My husband is 7 years older then I am, so I understand if I walk around in Loubs people will get the wrong idea about me, so I don’t. But now I can’t even wear my favorite purse designer any longer because this bag is going to be seen on every hooker before you know it. Its kinda of frustrating but whatever. I spend 70 to 80k on Louis per year so its not going to affect them at all in the pocket, but I’m sure as hell this will hurt their brand. #LouisVuittonIsForHookers

Scooby Snack that purse is all you.- nik

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Your Nanny Is German

December 13, 2014 Berlin, The Dirty 17


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Joana from Germany is your Nanny. I saw you didn’t want your Nanny to have +2′s and a youthful look… Well this girl is perfect for the job. She’s 25 and a fashion blogger, all natural.

I don’t like her nose…it’s too German. I’m going for more of a Tiger Wood’s ex-wife type feel.- nik

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Dan Bilzerian aka Fake Equis aka Instagram’s Ray Rice

December 13, 2014 Fake Equis, Hollywood, The Dirty 116


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was a total fan of Dan Bilzerian but no longer. Once a man hits a woman, I lose all respect for them. If that was my daughter that he kicked, you better believe I would murder that little trust fund piece of sh*t. TRUE memes of him circulating on the net, the guy is now Ray Rice of Instagram. Anyone that still follows him, is a piece of sh*t like him. Hope this monster gets what he deserves in prison.

Nothing will happen to him. Dad’s money will keep him safe.- nik

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I Met A Goddess During Art Basil

December 13, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 121


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you are a regular in South Beach so you know what type of girls are here. I don’t now how many girls I have ran through since I moved her 4 years ago. This week I met Victoria and she was on a whole different level. Smart girl that could actually keep up a intellectual conversation, it was amazing. I didn’t get her number because I didn’t want to seem to desperate but I’m definitely going after this one, she is so wifey material. Any help?

I don’t think submitting her to to get her phone number is the most romantic move.- nik

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