THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I need your advice. I’ve started seeing a guy that is smaller than me in both height and weight. While he constantly says that he is fine with the physical differences between us and compliments me for my height and body, I just can’t believe it. Aren’t men hard-wired to want to be with a smaller woman that they can protect and dominate?
It really all depends on how the female legs look in high heels. That is usually the deciding factor for guys. 92% sex factor trumps the 8% embarrassment.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the police expect us to be conditioned to bend over and be a serf. Janet Reno grabbing your crotch after getting ripped off by Southwest Airlines going through TSA and radiation from the body scanners. Later she will be at a biker bar with her dyke haircut and hiking boots, listening to Tim McGraw. I have a pulse and libertarian red blood flowing through my veins. Have you NO compassion for citizens of planet earth . I’m in touch with humanity and feel the pain of all my countrymen , who have had there god given constitutial rights deprived from them… Wake up from your mindless soap opera brainwashing. Who cares what Justin Bieber and Kim Kardashian had for lunch today. I care more that the US is funding Israel to commit genocide against the Palestinians, while there is a 17 trillion dollar deficit, are constitutional rights being stripped from us and the militarization of the police and the building of FEMA camps….
I wish RoboCop was real. Alex Murphy could save us.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I need some advice. My cousin just started seeing the girl on the right. Unfortunately, when I was looking for a 3some while in Miami for business, these two were recommended to me for 3K. (Are these two chicks worth 3K for the night, btw?) Should I tell him? I’d rather stay out of it, but I feel he should know.
I’m not a fan of the nose on the left.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so everyone on TheDirty knows Malpractice aka Tiffany Vine. Sure she has horrible painted on eyebrows, nasty circus looking +2′s , and gross hair extensions, but I’m really concerned for her. You see she use to be really huge (see pictures), but now has lost ALOT ALOT of weight. I think it is great to loose weight and eat healthy because it is not easy. However, I do believe Malpractice has some sort of eating disorder and is mentally messed up. She is constantly posting pictures of all this food on her IG and how she feels guilty. Bulimia perhaps? I think her current weight is a little too skinny, but apparently she is “not skinny” enough. See her goal picture. She claims she has been struggling with her recent weight gain, but it looks to me she hasn’t even gained a pound. She is consistently posting pictures of her nasty +2′s coming out and her stomach sucked in. She is obviously trying to get validation by the comments from random people. It is really sad and this girl needs some serious help.
Don’t joke about bulimia, it’s not funny. Real talk.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, need to find out who this girl is so I can put her on my “To Bang” black list. Word on the street is she is from New York but is a little selective with her prey. Should I message her on Facebook or just go up and talk to her? I hear she only likes big penis though so I might not have a chance.
She looks like a Tod.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Ashley from Rock of Love is at it again, binging on booze and drugs with her emo best friends. All of them have fake tits and fake lips like they just stepped out of a Poison Music Video. They don’t realize how gross they look. None of them have jobs and all they do all day is get wasted and starve themselves to look “model skinny” because they can’t afford food, unless its on EBT. They are all sluts and closet lesbians. they act like their joking when they say they “scissor each other” but they aren’t. None of them can get any from dudes so they just slut out with each other. Someone please tell them that plastic surgery is so 80s and to give up on trying to get more, its only making them more disgusting. The only reason they are half dressed every day is because they are starved for attention and will take it from anyone.
TheDirty isn’t a “where are they now” special. Please submit relevant people. Thanks.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out the sliver of red on the inside of the heel of the models shoe. This advertisement is a banner on the fence surrounding a new condo development project called “Parasio Bar” scheduled to go up near the Biscayne waterfront in the Edgewater area of downtown Miami. In that pic she is outside, further down the fence she seems to be waiting in her condo for who? Sugar Daddy, John? There are other pictures depicting more wholesome lifestyle scenarios yet in at least one them the same Model/Hooker is still in the background. Welcome to Miami!
It’s great marketing to rich old dudes who want a Miami condo for their side strange.- nik