Please Read This

October 13, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 107


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you need to read this. All you do is bring people down!

Are you saying I’m not successful?- nik

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Confirmed As First Known Person To Contract Ebola In U.S.

October 13, 2014 Dallas, The Dirty 261


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, so now Nina Pham has been confirmed to be the first known person to contract Ebola here in Dallas. This thing is going to be really bad and no one is really paying that much attention. What I don’t get is why are we allowing people from these infected African countries to come to America? Its like we want the virus to get here. We should lock anyone that has been in Africa last 12 months out of this country. We don’t need this ruining our country as well. What are your thoughts on this?

Your idea wont work. It will make it worse because people will fly to other countries just to get to America.- nik

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Justin Fleck Is A Loser

October 13, 2014 Sacramento, The Dirty 49

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this pathetic excuse for a man attacked a woman because he threw a tantrum, requiring this poor girl to be hospitalized. What man lays his hands on a woman out of a fit and runs away when their dude gets back… oh yeah a cowardly p*ssy like this guy.  Most dudes would beat your ass you’re so lucky no one has… for now.  He thinks he has intelligence but really can’t even spell.  You’re a miserable human with NO FRIENDS.  He’s a dangerous person because he lies so much he doesn’t know what is real anymore. A true psychopath. I’m so embarrassed for him, maybe he’ll stop looking like a tweaker who has been using for twenty years….

What is with the Ebola backgrounds?- nik

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Sylvie Meis Is A Dutch Goddess

October 13, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 26

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Dutch/German tv presenter Sylvie Meis (ex Van der Vaart). She used to be married to dutch soccer player Rafael van der Vaart, they were dubbed the Beckhams of Holland. She had breast cancer but beat it! Her husband Rafa ended up hitting her at NYE party so they split. Now her ex-husband is with her best friend Sabia. They were going to have a baby but she miscarried. So what do you think. Yay or nay?

All I see is the North Star… I mean mole. It’s so distracting I don’t even notice her jacked up teeth and broken nose.- nik

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Ceecee Is A Stage 5 EDM Clinger

October 13, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 40


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Ceecee she’s an EDM hoe… She travels all over sleeping with different guys to get from city to city. I’m not sure how she does it because she’s not hot and her looks are fading fast. She gain about 20 pounds over the last year from partying. Her gut is out of control. It’s sad when that’s all you have in your life is partying. She hangs out with the biggest losers in the world just a bunch of party seen people popping molly and doing coke. She did get some fake tits over the last year! Guys and girls beware of this stage 5 clinger.

I like her bracelets, I wonder what those stand for?- nik

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Boston Girls Are So Deceiving

October 13, 2014 Boston, The Dirty 26


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I can’t tell if this girl is hot or fat since Boston girls are deceiving.  She has a very cute face but I want to see the rest of the body cause it could be banging.  Wanted to see if the DA had any full body images of this beauty.  Also, Nik what do you think?

Fat. You take the makeup off that face and she is probably pushing 200 pounds.- nik

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Why Is The Media Protecting Jenny McCarthy

October 13, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 46


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, out of all the celebrity nude leaks Jenny McCarthy’s were the worst. They were actual sex acts. I don’t understand why the media is protecting her? You can see her engagement ring in the naked bathtub picture with another man. Did she cheat Donnie?

Jenny has always been a sex symbol over talent. These images don’t surprise me. Get it Jenny.- nik

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I Finally Watched Leper’s “Work”

October 13, 2014 Dallas, Leper, The Dirty 34


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, congratulations are in order for Leper! I just watched her porn for the first time.  Anyway, she has been cast as the lead actress in a very important PSA type video… Hold on, dang, sorry again, I’ve just received word from an unidentifiable source that Leper is starring in a “Self-Help” instructional video that may or may not have some public health concerns… I’ll have more on that as the story develops. What I do know is that she is one of the best “Method Actors” of all time. Ranking up there with Robert De Nero, Al Pacino and Jack Nicholson! Her acting is so on point that you will not be able to tell where her character’s persona starts and where the person known as Leper ends. Her portrayal of a used up, barred out, waste of oxygen fat-assed stripper was pure genius. I believe she may be some type of Artistic Savant… Before I go and ruin the film for everyone let me end by telling those of you who do take the 9 minutes away from your life to watch this film, know that you will come away with a much greater appreciation for your own life, no matter how poorly it may be at present. Somehow just watching and listening to Leper as she “acts” gives those of us who may think our lives are crap at the moment a new perspective in which to view our situation. I can’t put my finger on how she does it…like I said before; she just may be a Savant.

I think that trophy says 2002. Talk about a strong #TBT.- nik


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