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Josie Cunningham Had an Abortion For A Nose Job


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik and The DA, I’m a long time Reader, part time Lurker and as of recently – Commenter. Keep up the dirty work…- Enough pleasantries, this hooker needs to be discussed! Josie Cunningham, 25, is a British wannabe porn star. She has recently been named “Britain’s Most Shameless Woman” and after her latest exploit, no wonder. Josie has had an abortion at 12 weeks as doctors refused to perform her nose job whilst she was pregnant. Not surprisingly, there was a massive backlash. Her justification?

“I’m having this nose job no matter what gets in my way. Pregnancy was a major obstacle and an abortion was the answer to it – so that’s what I did. Anyone who criticises me for putting my looks ahead of an unborn child has no right until they’re the ones putting food on the table for my kids. I don’t care what anyone thinks. My body, my decision”

Josie has been an escort for many years and aspires to be a porn star. Her further comments included:

“It’s not like I planned this. I was seeing someone I liked and got a bit brutal in the bedroom. We did use a condom, but it split.” and “I was meant to take the morning after pill but I had a photoshoot the following morning and didn’t get a chance to run into a pharmacy.” as well as  “I thought I was safe and sometimes you have to put your career first”

She previously made headlines for having over 10k in plastic surgery – all courtesy of the UK’s National Health Service. Oh and for falsely claiming her FAKE footballer boyfriend tricked her into having a child. She planned another abortion last year after being offered a spot on Big Brother, but pulled the plug on that after the media went batsh*t crazy. Josie does not care for the welfare of her children (unborn or not). She has been investigated by children’s services numerous times and often leaves them alone whilst “working” or receiving cosmetic procedures to “further her career”. She was recently hacked on Twitter, and a lot of information regarding future TV deals was released. She is apparently being paid 85k to appear on Jungle in Australia. Reportedly, she was upset at her manager as she already had an offer from Big Brother that was higher. The manager won, as apparently the ratings on Jungle will be higher. This girl has done plenty to be posted here, and probably has been already but anyone who would abort a child to get a nose job deserves to be on TheDirty.com.

I understand the nose job part because she looks like Shrek, but killing a kid? WOW. And of course Australia rewards her for this.- nik

Yotta Life Has Real Friends Now

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Yotta Life’s Hollywood Hills home has become such a party Mecca that some are calling it the new Playboy Mansion as neighbors fume over the all-hours influx of bikini-clad babes, Italian sportscars and free living. Bastion Yotta and his wife Maria took up residence in the decadent pad overlooking Los Angeles in June that they pay over 40k a month to rent. I guess Yotta is a life coach???? Anyone know how they make money or is this another inheritance play.

I feel like the flat screen is too small for that wall.- nik

Escort BFFs Samantha Martinez and Steph Wilhelm


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, on the right we have Samantha Martinez who is a $800 an hour escort, she has a boyfriend but its an open relationship. Samantha uses her sugar daddies money to rent yachts for parties, buy designer clothes and take multiple trips to hawaii, mexico and new york every year, not bad for a new college grad who like Steph also comes from a broke family. Samantha has hooked up with more guys then anyone in the LMU theta sorority and thats if you exclude her “clients”, after drinking she can’t control herself at any frathouse. On the left we have Steph Wilhelm a $300 escort who was without a doubt the most hated girl in our her LMU theta sorority. This girl went around acting like she was the sh*t and better then everyone in Theta. She told everyone she met and posted on her social media that she’s a Wilhelmina model and famous KTLA 5 Morning News star which was complete BS she’s not on the Wilhelmina website which is obvious given that she’s under 5 feet tall and ugly. As for being a morning news star thats a lie too she was on the air for 15 minutes before they yanked her and of her 3,000 instagram followers 2,800 came right after she was posted on thedirty.com. #dirtyfame. Steph also has a pepsi and bulimia habit. Both of them pretend to be BFFs but talk a ton of crap about each other. Samantha lets people know the only guys who hangout with Steph are creepy ugly virgins she meets on social media and Steph lets people know Samantha gets around a lot with drunk frat guys. Both these girls also use their instagram as their client fan page and give up to 50% off for enough likes and brown nosing comments. Nik I’m curious since I’ve heard your amazing at rating women’s looks. What rating would you give these two and would you hook up with either? Also everyone weigh in on the comments section. One more thing me and my LMU theta sorority sisters love your podcast and would love to come on sometime #LMU Theta

I’m not sure these girls are ratable. This image is too distorted and those breast are too real. Give me something to look at next time.- nik

18 Year-Old Lindsay Vrckovnik Is A True Home Wrecker


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, of course Canadian model of Spot 6 Management in Toronto, Lindsay Vrckovnik cheated on her boyfriend and slept with Scott Disick. Lindsay do you think the world is stupid or just your boyfriend? Um there’s a reason Kourtney Kardashian is blocking all Lindsay Vrckovnik accounts. You home wrecking whore!

Scott, from one man to another… GO TO REHAB! If your kids mean anything to you… get help!- nik

Monica Monroe’s Spearmint Rhino Billboard


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this glorious billboard is on the 60 freeway west heading through the City of Industry. Has anyone ever seen her at the Spearmint Rhino or is this false advertising? If she does not want to dance, she could provide beautiful classical piano music.

**#JohnGray and Monica have confirmed they will be on NRP Episode 6.- JV

Wow — thank you Producer JV.- nik

James “Pepsi” Holder Has Some Explaining To Do


THE DIRTYA RMY: Nik, did you hear about the NY dermatologist, Kiersten Cerveny, that was found dead after a night of partying?  She is a mother of 3, sadly.  Apparently she spent the night out in Manhattan partying, drinking, and doing Pepsi.  She also met up with an HBO producer Marc Henry Johnson that is not her husband (maybe just friends? who knows). They met with the producer’s drug dealer, who goes by the name “James ‘Pepsi’ Holder”. I’m wondering if he came up with the term or if he’s an avid reader of The Dirty. When Kiersten turned blue, they dragged her into an apartment lobby and left her before the paramedics showed up. Classy! Partners in crime! Well, keep on inspiring, Nik!

Marc you really need to produce this show. Sounds like an HBO hit series.- nik

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