THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it’s finally happened – Chewbacca is now the saddest female ever. As a girl, I’ve always thought that despite her revolting, empty lifestyle, she at least had a good body. NOT ANYMORE. Just look at her laughably awful photoshop–sorry Amanda but the Sunset Marquis wasn’t designed by Salvador Dali. The walls aren’t curved. If she can’t even look reasonably slim in a baggy black dress, AVOID THE CAMERA. But no, living for likes is all she has. This is embarrassing on just about every level.
The toilet door shadow is the best.- nik