Chewy Has Officially Lost Her Mind

July 31, 2014 Chewbacca, Hollywood, The Dirty 57

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it’s finally happened – Chewbacca is now the saddest female ever. As a girl, I’ve always thought that despite her revolting, empty lifestyle, she at least had a good body. NOT ANYMORE. Just look at her laughably awful photoshop–sorry Amanda but the Sunset Marquis wasn’t designed by Salvador Dali. The walls aren’t curved. If she can’t even look reasonably slim in a baggy black dress, AVOID THE CAMERA. But no, living for likes is all she has. This is embarrassing on just about every level.

The toilet door shadow is the best.- nik



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Jean Watts Is So Hot, I Had To Spend The Money

July 31, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 59

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Jean Watts isn’t your cup of tea and that is totally understandable, but she is 99% of all mens dream wife/girl/soulmate… I started following her on insta ever since I saw her on TheDirty and the girl has won my heart.  She seems like a hard worker and has no signs up being a PP… she does push a lot of products through her insta, so I just ended up buying some sh*t to help her out… thats true love right there.

Her hair really concerns me. It looks really damaged. Anyone have real images?- nik



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ASU Is Going Downhill Fast

July 31, 2014 ASU, The Dirty 45

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ASU released a statement this morning that we are no longer allowed to have kegs during our tailgating parties before the ASU games… they said kegs and other apparatuses that would “encourage the reckless consumption of alcoholic beverages” in designated tailgate parking lots are not permuted any longer… what the hell happened to this school? I came here to party and damn this is sad as f*ck.

ASU sucks now. Don’t go there.- nik



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Jennifer Aniston Pulls A Porta Potty Move In Horrible Bosses 2

July 31, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 22

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out the trailer for Horrible Bosses 2 … Looks like the directors of the movie have been reading The Dirty.. Jennifer Aniston talks about getting pooped on at the end.

Yup, why do you think the main character’s name is Nik. I have fans.- nik



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Eli Wehbe Would Make A Great Hollywood Dirty Celeb

July 31, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 125

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, most of the male Dirty Celebs are major douchebags so I wanted to ask you if we can make Eli Wehbe a DC?  The guy is famous without even being famous.  He only hangs out with pro athletes, celebs and musicians and is also around a grip of guys.  People hate on him cause they are jealous, sometimes in life, you gotta give credit when credit is due and Eli, he has earned it.  I say we call him “I Am Legend”, because he is.

Nope, Eli requested to be a Dirty Celeb. That is not how this process works. Plus he hangs with too many dudes. “I Am Dude”.- nik



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How’s My ITG

July 31, 2014 Perth, The Dirty 94

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, lets keep this short and sweet…. what do you think if my ITG?

I like it. I would pour wine in you flute.- nik



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Who Is The Best

July 31, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 77

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chick who calls her self a “coach” recently posted a side by side of her and someone who far succeeds her as a whole regardless of a tape or not, with a caption “Kim vs ME: who is the best?” I commented, along with dozens of other people saying “Kim is the best because shes not comaparing herself and youre supposed to empower people..” she must have deleted about 20 comments that said Kim and left all the comments that said she is the best and bashed Kim. What a fake, here I follow this chick for fitspo and she wants to call herself a coach who empowers people, yet shes edits her comments to look in favor of herself, and took the time to buy that outfit, take a photo in an identical pose and put the hashtag #confidence in an attempt to compare and invite attacks on someone else which is juvenile and stupid. Kardashian or not… so since Bruna Costa CANNOT DELETE THE POLE HERE, between these two, who everyone thinks is “The BEST.” Hey Bruna, you get what you give.

My vote is for Kim.- nik



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Meghan LeClaire Does Have A Nice Face

July 31, 2014 Scottsdale, The Dirty 42

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, whoever posted my girl Meghan is insane. This girl not only has the body of a dime, but she has the face of one as well.  Whoever submitted her is just jealous cause their man probably wants Meghan and who wouldn’t.  Everyone in Scottsdale is all over that.

She must throw away pillow cases on the daily.- nik

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