Laci Kay Somers Is Amazing

October 1, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 54


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, you are wrong about Laci, she doesn’t have a refund gap because she doesn’t have implants.  She is on point if you ask me or any male that isn’t gay like yourself.  Check out that booty, you can only dream of having that.

I see a side fat roll, what does she look like without the airbrush?- nik

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These Girls On Instagram Are Not Models

October 1, 2014 Santa Barbara, The Dirty 203


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please do the world a favor and explain to all these desperate girls what a REAL model is. I’m going to quit FB and Instagram if someone doesnt clarify to these short Mexicans with Cesarian scars that YOU ARE NOT models! Nobody’s buying what your selling for f*cks sake!

1. Instagram is not an agency and your face is not impressing anyone.

2. Modeling is a job. That pays money. Car shows and bars don’t count, they will literally accept a cyclops.

3. You are not tall. Or young. Or white. Or attractive. F*ck off. We would rather see your dinner or your cat.

4. We can tell that you photoshopped your pic and painted on your face.You’re a f*cking iguana in real life!

5. Models are in publications and runway shows. No one gives a f*ck that your friend is photographing your ass!

Well said.- nik

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Julia Nicole Newby Is The Huntington Beach Dream

October 1, 2014 Huntington Beach, The Dirty 260


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, plain and simple… Julia is the hottest, baddest bitch around.  Big ass t*ts and her face is so sexual, makes me get a chubby just thinking about it.  Any 909er or HB resident would die to wife a bitch like this up.

Can we call her Blood Diamond?- nik

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Can Zach Boss Be Anymore In Love With Himself

October 1, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty, Vancouver 72


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy Zach Boss really believes he is Arnold. I went to dinner with him once and he started taking pictures of himself in the restaurant bathroom. Not only that he immediately showed me the pictures of his abs that he took in the bathroom and said “do you want to touch them later?” I was so creeped out and no I’m not a woman either. Zach laughed it off once I said no. I’ve never felt that uncomfortable before and I’ve never hung out with Zach since. Who takes pictures of their own ass like this Nik?

The bigger question… why are you sending me pictures of his ass?- nik

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Karla Simonet Is Something Else

October 1, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 88


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, not sure if Karla Simonet has been posted before on your site, but here she is.  She is some sort of Latina and is drop dead gorgeous.  Her body is flawless and that butt is just perfect, not too big or fat.  Thoughts on this girl Nik?

I’m not a fan of her bird nose. She looks like a parakeet.- nik

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Is Jen Marie BoobSquatch Single

October 1, 2014 BoobSquatch, Riverside, The Dirty 66


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I haven’t seen Jen aka BoobSquatch post any pics on Instagram in forever and that makes me wonder if she broke up with her dude.  I hope they have because a girl with her looks should only be with a rich man from Newport Beach that can spoil her and make sure she never has to work a day in her life.  Can anyone confirm if she is broken up with the tattoo guy who still thinks Famous is a cool clothing brand to wear.

Wow! Where did you get this picture? BoobSquatch never shares full body like this. Her face does look single.- nik

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The World Doesn’t Revolve Around Lindsey

October 1, 2014 The Dirty, Winnipeg 43


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Lindsey a dumb girl who thinks the world revolves around her. She works at Hooters as her career and spends the rest of her time sleeping with guys from the bar and getting wasted. Lindsey stop thinking the world revolves around you, all you are is a rude whore with a butter ace and you need your cake face to look half ok, she didn’t even graduate that’s why she will never accomplish more than workin at a restaurant for the rest of her pathetic whore life. BTW your fake tits look awful and un-even the right is higher than the left.

I thought Hooters went out of business.- nik

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Danni’s Future Is So Bright

October 1, 2014 Kansas City, The Dirty 26


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl here goes by Dannie Nichole, just one of the biggest home wreckers living. She had to change her name after wrecking her own marriage. You can find her working in a bar, how appropriate so she can find her next relationship to ruin. She will sleep with any man who is in a relationship or not. She will hand her number out with a free picture as well. She is so good at ruining relationships and sluting it up she ruined her own marriage. She clearly wants to be model but has no experience except for letting people take pictures of her from behind. How appropriate again since that’s all the pictures that I found in my ex’s phone. She likes it from behind and will be down for making those sex tapes. IF a guy will offer to take her on vacation don’t worry her free loading ass will be there. Nik, I feel sorry for this chicks kids, ruining her own marriage, leaving to go on vacation with other men, and sleeping around up north while workin in a bar. Your future is so bright Danni.

Anybody drive that new Corvette… any good?- nik

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