Thoughts On This Beauty

September 20, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 9


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, people are always drooling over this girl but I truly don’t get it.  Not sure if its cause I follow your site and have a strict policy on what I find hot or not.  Her eyes are banging, but something about that face turns me off.

Face is way off.. it leans to her left.- nik

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Britt Cook Destroyed My Marriage

September 20, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 218


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I recently just found out my husband has been cheating on me with a so called model by the name of Britt Cook in Las Vegas. My husband and I have been married 30+ years, and we have children together. I found proof of money wire transfers to her bank account, email receipts to expensive lingerie stores, email confirmations from flights that were booked for her on Virgin Airlines, also emails that were exchanged between my husband and her soliciting sex, meeting points in hotels in different cities, and also where she lives in Las Vegas etc. This not only has destroyed my marriage, but my family, and children are devastated to say the least. My children won’t speak to my husband, and our trust has been violated because of Britt. Britt really has no clue what she has done to our family.

You have to take some of the blame. Your husband lost interest, which means you are 51% of the problem.- nik

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Alica Badd Is Bad

September 20, 2014 Scottsdale, The Dirty 47


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this nasty stripper who works at Jags things she is the hottest ever! My boys and I went to the strip club and we got a couple lap dances. I got a lap dance from “Alica Badd” all she did was brag about herself how she is a big time model and people are paying for her at photo shoots and music videos, they call her bad for a reason ect…. uhhh, never seen your work anywhere girl.  You are stripper, just shut up and dance on me.

It looks like her stomach is infected.- nik

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Cecilia Could Lose Some Pounds

September 20, 2014 Houston, The Dirty 41

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Cecilia here thinks she is fat but looks good… girl only 1 thing about that statement is true.  At this point, its about health issues and she really need to stop begin lazy and work out, or eat right, or maybe eat less.

People stills wear CK one. I hate that smell.- nik

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You Really Don’t Find Wire Transfer Weird Looking

September 20, 2014 The Dirty, Toronto, Wire Transfer 160


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, you really think WT looks normal now?  I think she pushed the envelope a little too far and now she looks weird.  Like too much work has been done.

What looks weird about her?- nik

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Anna Mason Is Not A Blonde Bombshell

September 20, 2014 Hamilton, The Dirty 63


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Anna Mason, or shall I say fakest cake face to ever walk the Niagara Region. She’s pregnant and “still working”, and sleeping with a taken man. Girl uses soo much make up to hide that hideous face of hers. She claims to be a “blonde bombshell” when she’s actually fat, and edits her pictures to make her look pretty. All her escort ads have been exposed and now its time for the fake cake face’s secrets to be exposed as well.

Anna, you know there are wigs that can make your cone-head disappear.- nik

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The Eyes From Down Under

September 19, 2014 Brisbane, The Dirty 43


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, started following this Aussie girl on Instagram a couple of months ago and felt I should share. Nik, I know a lot of her features won’t line up with your standards but wondering how you feel about the eyes. There’s something about them. Green over blue. Am I right to be obsessed? Potential?

They look like swamp eyes to me. That mix is for alligators.- nik

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Naomi Roberts Has the Worst Tattoo

September 19, 2014 Las Vegas, London, The Dirty 25


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chick Naomi has so much potential but that tattoo ruins her. I never noticed these thing Nik until I visited your website. Please keep doing God’s work.

Yup, besides the large 7-head that tat puts her at a solid 6.2287199. If she LaserAways that grasshopper she will be a solid 7.2287199. I decided.- nik

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