Kevin Durant’s Date At The ESPYs

July 25, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 60



THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Kevin Durant’s date Ashley was one banging chick.  She has a crazy booty and wanted to ask you what you think about her.  I give her a solid 7.19831.

Isn’t that the girl who Beyonce’s dad got pregnant?- nik

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Pathetic Pitty Party

July 25, 2014 Halifax, The Dirty 47

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Kevin Pyle, a 44 year old, so-called gentleman hails from Truro (born, raised and still resides with his mother), works for Nova (women’s prison)as a correctional officer. He apparently has a girlfriend in which he has had since 2011 (whom works with him, lives in Truro, and is considerably younger then him), however, he uses any and every social media outlet, dating sites, to communicate with women, feed them his pitty party about being a single father, living with his mom, his ex-wife was a manipulator, emotional abuser, gain your sympathy, trust, feel bad for him. He then starts sending you pictures of himself, they start off ok to show off his physique, when complimented he sends more, then he wants to meet, after that it gets a bit more intense, the videos start coming, all along unannounced to you he has a gf, that he is not only talking to multiple women but hooking up with them also. The guy is an alcoholic, is very emotionally unstable, has no friends, he has manipulated his gf so much over the years that she actually believes all the women he gets caught talking to are obsessed with him, stalking him, he is a sad excuse for a man, and uses his son as a pawn to draw women in. He mainly targets women in the “Fitness World” which is a small community, and the joke is actually on him, after he made a few mistakes with a few girls, his profile has been shared, posted and everyone is aware of this waste of space.

I really think that’s an Albertson’s bathroom, but I don’t think that grocery chain exists in Canada. Anyway, why do people still wear the Livestrong bracelets?- nik

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How Can I Avoid Depression While Dating “Loser After Loser”

July 25, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 140

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I had a wonderful ex-fiance that I loved. However, I played hard to get and ended up losing him. Now that I’m back on the dating scene, I finally realize that he was the rare “total package” (looks + personality). The guys I’m meeting are either “super sexy” or “have great personality’s”. None of the average guys seem to have both qualities like my ex did. Which makes dating frustrating, because I’m not attracted to the guys either physically or emotionally. I want to move on and find someone, but my patience for finding another “Total package” guy is wearing thin. I realize that I was a fool for letting him go, but being that he moved on… all I can do is move on too. I’ll never play games again. I just really want to start over with someone, its 10+ months.

Guys never move on. Win him back, stop looking for replacements. Love has no boundaries, explain to him exactly how you feel and no more LIES.- nik

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Canadian Dime

July 25, 2014 Calgary, The Dirty 106


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, never say they’re aren’t dimes in Canada. Nikki’s a natural beauty! Lets make a Canadian girl your 2014! She lacks the +2′s but thats fixable. Great ass, tight body. Great smile and eyes. Tattoos can be covered. Come on Nik, admit this she’s the hottest thing from Canada! Representing Alberta girls! She actually dated Madchild for a bit.

Can we cut off her arm?- nik

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Is She A Bad Bitch

July 25, 2014 The Dirty, Toronto 45

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this girl believes she is smoking hot… but in all reality is a nut job and nothing is hot about her.  Wanted to ask you and the DA thoughts about her?

Why are you wasting my time with this Canadian propaganda?- nik

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Chelsea Hughes Is A “Model” Now

July 24, 2014 Denver, The Dirty 83

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this nasty tramp is Chelsea Hughes you may remember her from her candy kid raver days and hopping from one DJ’s lap to another. She snitched on her X dealer and got him hemmed up she even did a little time herself. She then made the life decision to become a “model” where she paid the likes of Jay Kilgore and other wannabe Denver “photographers” to take pictures of her lazy eye, beak of a nose, pinched face, doughy ass and flat tits. Has a rather humorous post on her FB page about how she is some rare personality type that is hard to love when in reality it is because she is a shallow materialistic untrustworthy bitch.  Put her on blast again.

I don’t understand the point of fake eyelashes? Guys don’t care about eyelashes.- nik

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Alicia Christine Is At It Again

July 24, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 75

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, you know the coke is weak when it’s being chopped up by a visa. Thanks for broadcasting your drug habits Alicia Christine.

Yup, the good stuff is cut by AMEX.- nik

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Jackie Is Looking Good

July 24, 2014 Charlotte, The Dirty 37


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Jackie was posted on here a few months ago for her bottle rat habits and her sketchy trips to Vegas every few months. Well now all of a sudden I’ve got to say girl is looking good! We recommended she lose about 10-15, and looks like she’s on her way. Besides lasering away that tattoo, Nik what would you recommend for Jackie?

Jackie is all chest, without it she is nobody.- nik

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