I Need Bigger +2s

October 30, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 169

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, big fan and I value your opinion on good old Plus 2′s (having some issues with mine). They’re also too realistic IMO. I’m 500cc under the muscle and was thinking of switching to 700cc overs…thoughts? And more importantly is there a surgeon you would recommend in the Las Vegas area?

Always go over the muscle. Nothing worse than seeing the real breasts hanging over the implant in the doggy position. Your arms would look better with 700cc. I say go for it.- nik

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What Happened To Alex From Laguna Beach

October 30, 2014 Laguna Beach, The Dirty 74


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, what the HELL???? Remember the little fat ass from Laguna Beach Alex?  Well check her out now.  Looking like a damn dime.  Talk about a late bloomer.

No way.- nik

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Celebrity Gossip: Blogroll

October 30, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 0

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Click Here to see Kim Kardashian trying to cover up her 2nd pregnancy… this can’t be good for the baby!!

Click Here to see Miley Cyrus challenging Rihanna to be a boob duel!! SHM at these two!!

Click Here to see why Swaggy P is so in love with Iggy Azalea… those hips though!!

Click Here to see Rihanna accepting Miley’s challenge… these two really have no class!!

Click Here to read your weekly Couples Therapy recap!!

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Miss Wanna Be Playboy Bunny Shaylnn Lanelle

October 30, 2014 Edmonton, The Dirty 83


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am sure you have seen this ratchet thot before but I would just like to remind everyone about this try hard wanna be model. First off your not a PlayBoy bunny until Nik Richie says you are and I am sure that would be the last thing Nik would say about you. Stop posting pics on Instagram and Facebook like you made it with your cheap knock off clothing that your dirty little boyfriend probably stole for you from china town. We haven’t forgotten that your Edmonton’s most used up.  You will always will be known as a ratchet thot that you are.  So Nik, is she a Playboy bunny.

Her weight makes her eligible to be a Playmate.- nik

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Rehab Didn’t Work For Holly

October 30, 2014 St. Louis, The Dirty 16


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Holly Welch. She’s been posted on here before but as a concerned friend I’m hoping to help her! Last time she was posted she got her act together. She went to rehab and genuinely seemed like she was going to try harder to be better for her and her children. Well I don’t know what happened because now she’s drinking again and partying hard and even created a website to be a “slave owner”. Not a good environment for her boys! She’ll ger drunk and make dance videos to put in facebook that are soooo trashy and classless. She’s half naked and stripping on the floor of her trailer! Please Holly! Ger help before it’s too late! You’re embarrassing yourself and your kids via social networks! C;ean yourself up!

Looks like it is time for another internet intervention.- nik

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TheDirty.com Boob-A-Ween Party This Friday In Tampa

October 30, 2014 Tampa, The Dirty 0


My Halloween party is going to be the breast ever!! Can’t wait to meet flat chested women in Tampa this week. Also, I’m giving away over $20,000 in cash prizes for best costumes. Remember ladies, less is more — this is the only night of the year where being a slut is legalized. See you at The Drynk.- nik

Thank you Dr. Martin in Scottsdale – Click here to enter the contest for your chance to win +2′s!!!

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Why Do Gay People Like Apple CEO Tim Cook Believe They Are Special

October 30, 2014 San Francisco, The Dirty 180



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t think there is anything wrong with being gay.  If you like d*ck, you are still a human so I don’t think anyone should ever judge gays for being gay.  They are born that way.  But I do have a problem with a lot of gay people.  They believe they are so special, but yet want to be treated the same as everyone… Ummm do you ever see someone published an article saying someone is straight.  Its like they feel they are so different and special cause they are fudge packers… sorry but most people are disgusted when they think of 2 guys doing it… oh ya and if you use Apple products… you are most definitely gay.

I’m proud of Tim Cook and I hope more people with power come forward. Gays make the world a happier place.- nik

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Cody York Needs To Wake Up

October 30, 2014 Cincinnati, The Dirty 148



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, America needs to be ashamed of itself. Why is Sarah Jones not in jail? I’m friends with her on Facebook and it disgusts me. Cody was a child when she molested him and it’s clear by his wardrobe Sarah still controls Cody’s mind and thoughts. I knew Cody before all of this, when he was just a drug dealer at Dixie Heights and had a normal high school girlfriend. Sarah took love away from Cody and he is too dumb to realize it.

The cool part about the new Arizona lawsuit is that I want to show the world these text messages. They answer every question and show the real Sarah York. I can’t wait.- nik

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