Wire Transfer Looks Like A Freak

September 15, 2014 The Dirty, Toronto, Wire Transfer 90


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these are stills from a video Natalie posted. You can see her lips are painfully over filled, nose looks like Michael Jackson, has a weave, no ass, dried out blonde hair with dark roots and a face that doesn’t move. Please stop pretending she is hot.

The Tiffany necklace totally makes her look dated.- nik

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I Hate To Be The Bearer Of Bad News

September 15, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 31


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I hate to burst everyone’s bubble, but here is a facial pic of Laura Cremaschi (aka perfect booth girl). I know you said you’d pay to laseraway her back tattoo, but what about the one on the front (which can be seen in the pic with some wrinkly old trout). Even in sunglasses, her face is beat. So all the fellas: is the booty still boink-able?

Nope… I’m out.- nik


The Booty Belongs To Laura Cremaschi

Wow, Talk About A Booty

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Miss America 2015 Kira Kazantsev

September 15, 2014 Manhattan, The Dirty 68


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what are your thoughts on Miss America 2015?  I think her hips are too wide and once she has kids, are only gonna get wider.  She is ok at tops.

I hate it. Her face is not deserving of this title. These judges are morons.- nik

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Just Wanted To Warn The Guy Going After Colt

September 15, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 155


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I hooked up with Madison aka Colt. She gave me DRD. I didn’t know she was banging Kurt too, Vegas is small and I heard rumors about the douche having DRD. So I went and got tested. At the time she told me she wasn’t hooking up with anyone else so we didn’t have to use a condom. I was drunk. No excuse. But I needed to say something so she can be exposed and doesn’t ruin anyone elses sex life. Thanks Madison you b*tch.

I like Colt’s toenail polish.- nik

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Colin Kaepernick’s New Girlfriend Julissa

September 15, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 135


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Colin Kaepernick Might be f*cking with a new girl named Julissa! Julissa is a former Miami Heat dancer, and met Colin in Miami.. Recently she went to his house for the 49er vs. Bears game where she posted pics in his house which HE JUST BOUGHT 2 months ago… but have now been removed. She is using him for his new contract, because she no longer has a job and needs somebody to pay for her lifestyle. She is from Florida, but obviously she wasn’t a lucky charm for him this past game. She wants everyone to know that COLIN IS HERS? But is this relationship one sided?

He did throw 3 interceptions last night, smells like a DreamKiller.- nik

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Kris Jenner’s “Stalker” Christina Bankston Is Being Framed

September 15, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 16


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, first off , I have been DA strong for many years. Thank you for your work! My friend Christina Bankston is not crazy. Lol, she is a troll and a drunk. But a hacker she is not. A man she hung out with used to “work” for her and they were drinking at Christina’s house and I guess the guy hacked Mrs. Jenner’s sh*t and stole a sex tape. The Jenner’s had my friend background checked and a restraining order and since I read the first one with the ex it was so similar. This is a cover up from the Jenner camp. To pin it on her. You always give advice about this bullsh*t.

What is wrong with Kris’ nose? It looks confused.- nik

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I Hope Karma Gets Marnie Swannell

September 15, 2014 The Dirty, Vancouver 47


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this piece of work is such a waste! Not only is she an escort she’s a sh*tty mother! She has had so much work done to her face you can’t even tell if she is a man or a woman!!! You have screwed me over one to many times and you are such a liar, manipulator and a coke whore! I’m tired of your bullsh*t! Friends don’t do or say what you have done. You are a dirty woman that has no respect for anyone let alone yourself. I hope KARMA gets you!

I think it’s her nose that’s creating all the handsomeness.- nik

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I’m Not A Fan Of Chubby Butt

September 15, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 107


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, all these pothead girls who just get stoned and eat are starting a trend, I call it Chubby Butt.  Its when a girl gets fat, flabby ass from eating too much junk food due to munchies.  Of course you got all the losers on IG supporting this movement like its cool. Chill out creeps have some damn standards.

It’s not cool. Pot makes girls fat.- nik

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