THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what the hell is going on in OC.  I use to live in Newport and had to relocate to Scottsdale a few years back cause of work.  Went to see my pops for fathers day in Newport and I could not believe what has happened to the peninsula.  Met these girls who work for an OC Modeling Agency and could not help but laugh in my head as I was trying to take one of the wounded gazelles home with me.  Its crazy that the talent has dropped so much.  I blame social networking for making these girls believe they can be models.

Why do all their Inner Thighs touch? What a disgrace to the Modeling world!- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, since your douche Dirty Army wants to talk smack about my friend Rachel who you guys call Restraining Order, I’m here to fight back and put you losers to shame.  You guys say she is not famous, but she is and is always in demand in Hollywood.  Here is here doing yet another music video, first Mac Miller and now Dirt Nasty, and Nik, I know you are friends with him so don’t even say he is not famous.  So haters, shut the f*ck up and watch her get more and more famous.

Simon is VINE famous and let me guess she walking around in the bikini for FREE.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Raychiel just loves denying camera trickery and photoshop. She claims that she never photoshops, but she posted a photoshopped picture of herself in between her two sisters. The hips are WAY liquified, then her sister posted the unphotoshopped version. Major difference lol–until you post a video of you in a bikini (not a GIF everyone knows you can photoshop those) we don’t believe you! Keep it real!

Looks like Black Bomba is exposed by her own family.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is the best thing ever.  No one likes the cops… especially this horse who is trying to rape one lol.

Now that is a Greg my friends.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Airka Sato, a girl who parties from Vegas to Hollywood even known in OC and San Diego.  Not saying she is an escort but all her girlfriends are so one can only assume what the hell she does for a living.  Since everyone is trying to find you a sexy asian, I wanted to bring her to your attention.  Thoughts on this noodle Nik?

I’m seriously going to cry. I DON’T WANT or AM LOOKING for an Asian. Please stop submitting them, I do not want to have sex with an Asian ever because I have trouble breathing with my nose. It has nothing to do with the egg roll fat on her friend’s side.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out this vine of The Spanish Nanny.  She is so hot but you can tell she has no brain whats so ever… the girl never talks on her vines and I truly believe she doesn’t know that you can.  God check out that ITG it is crazy and no photoshop there.

I’m not sold on the close ups of her face… seems puffy to me.- nik