Walter Marsh Is The Biggest Poser

September 1, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 24

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, everyone meet Walter Marsh. This 40 yr. old phony is as crooked as a $3 bill. You can find this South Florida douche at SIXT and Prestige car rental right before he goes out clubbing on everyone else’s dime. DO NOT lend this guy money!! And DO NOT ever trust him with, well… Anything. You can tell he’s lying when his lips are moving. PUT THIS DUDE ON BLAST. He lies about everyone (especially females) – bar none, in a feeble attempt to try to prop his sad self-esteem up. I have a line up around the block of people who are no longer friends with this guy. Let’s cut it to the chase: This broke beggar has gone through 3 cars already in 2014, till Repo-Joe caught up with him shacking up in his friend’s mom’s basement or roach motel. He goes around borrowing all his friends’ money including girls he dated. He continuously screws people over by never paying back a cent of what he owes. This snake is good at telling you what you want to hear and making false promises. Yet, nothing valid comes out of it. His main intention is to get in your pants, or smooch off your couch. If you see this anchor coming to drag your life down, run like hell!

Are his ears really pierced… isn’t he too old for that?- nik

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Introducing Desiree Kornbluth

September 1, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 20



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Desiree Kornbluth, it’s about time someone puts this glorified groupie hood rat in her place. Her Instagram is a constant combination of boasting, arrogance, contradiction, superficiality and idiocy. She goes to Miami every weekend to see how she can get famous. She loves to hang around half famous people and then tag the shit out of them in hopes that someone will throw her a bone. She posts and immediately texts her “friends” to comment on her photos. Her mom sends her flowers & she posts as if a dude sent them. Sociopath! She often refers to her “Masters Degree” which is not even real. No one this dumb could have earned a Masters. She can’t keep the same girlfriends for more than a few months at a time, let alone a boyfriend. I guess if she were not sleeping around with that barely famous rapper Zion and a bunch of other losers, maybe a decent guy would actually be interested. For the rest, she is able to get their attention by buying them things, $600 shoes and plane tickets. She is materialistic and thirsty for male attention. She claims to be classy, and to care about her “career” yet her posts are about how much she enjoys blowjobs and penis shaped objects. Don’t get me wrong, we all have needs but if you are a dirty slut, at least own it, don’t pretend to be something you are not. Her “career” consists of baking cookies and flashing her saggy boobs to doctors and paramedics. Look at her captions! She needs a reality check, what a joke girl! Gross.

Looks like someone has a really bad sag they need to take care of.- nik

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Katrina Or Paulina Or Whatever She Calls Herself

September 1, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 22

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this post is about KATRINA MAZNIKER aka PAULA FERDKOFF or PAULINA or whatever people call her… This girl is a grade A psycho. She legally is a sex offender, and her rich daddy paid to have her name changed. She took naked photos at a porn shoot with a 14 year old girl. The poor girls parents found out and had her arrested. Paula is such a creep…she has dozens of guys in her phone, and calls them all on a daily basis to try and make herself feel better. In reality, she only has all these guys numbers because shes a Craigslist escort. I’ve personally looked in her phone and seen her emails with responses like posts saying “Hot girl looking for daddy.” She has 50 something year old men requesting pictures of her nasty vagina on a daily basis. Does Joe know about that?? Does he know you’re a sex offender, taking care of his young children? DID YOU KNOW THAT JOE HAS BEEN HAVING SEX WITH 5-6 DIFFERENT GIRLS SINCE YOU HAVE BEEN DATING? I have pictures that I’ll gladly put up in another post if you guys want!! Paulina was famous for lying to Nick Frano about being pregnant multiple times, and pretending that they were going to get married. We still all remember when you were getting banged in the red room bathroom of Soundbar and you got kicked out.

Doesn’t every girl in Chicago claim pregnancy to trap a man?- nik

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Trunks Is Dating An Anti-Semite

September 1, 2014 Miami, The Dirty, Trunks 143


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, but I just have to call this Jew Hater out. I don’t understand why a decent looking girl like Nicole Mejia is dating an Anti-Semite Muslim like this prick. Go look at his instagram @Honest_Abe_Babba all he does is post photoshopped, fake images of whats going on in the Middle East. He can speak all he wants that Israel is bombing Palestine… But maybe he should ask himself “Why is Israel bombing Palestine?” …Maybe because Palestine keeps sending rockets towards Israel and Israel is PROTECTING THEIR OWN PEOPLE. Maybe Palestine should put their money into protecting their “innocent” civilians too. You can tell that this steroid douche hates Israel and Jewish people, stating things like “STATE OF ISRAEL THAT WILL HOPEFULLY CEASE TO EXIST IN THE NEAR FUTURE” as well as comparing the HOLOCAUST to WHAT ISRAEL IS DOING TO PALESTINE. Wake up and smell the blood that YOUR OWN PEOPLE are causing. Maybe you should stick to worshiping your slut girlfriend as she spreads her legs for the instagram camera.

Sounds like his father voted for Richard Nixon.- nik

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Jill “Watermelon +2s” Kramer

August 31, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 16


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these clown tits belong to Jill Kramer of Chicago. A pretty, self obsessed girl who is forever dating bar owner Brad Parker (no way he’ll put a ring on it now that she has embarrassing watermelon titties) Once a cute, normal girl with a bangin body- she decided to completely DESTROY herself by getting the worlds biggest +2′s. Please tell me you agree that this bitch needs a reduction ASAP…

What a wasted jawline. Why would any woman go larger than 550cc’s? Makes no sense unless they want to try porn.- nik

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Hottest Girl Ever

August 31, 2014 Sydney, The Dirty 14

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I recently saw this article that merged the faces of Scarlett Johansson and Jennifer Lawrence. The result is stunning! I think both ladies are gorgeous. Do you think the result is a great as I do?

That’s kind of cool. I like ScarLaw’s nose.- nik

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Liana Lovett Needs To Stop Sharing Her Past With Everyone In Miami

August 31, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 18

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it’s just ridiculous on how many times Liana gets posted on here. yes, submitting this will add on to the number but at least I can shed some light her way. Its easy to be cruel and knock someone down, but wheres the compassion people?! My conversations with her have worried me at times because I see the suffering and pain. If you cant help her, let her be. If she made mistakes in her past when she was a child doesn”t mean we need to punish or ridicule her. But Liana why the f*ck would you go around telling people some of the things you’ve done when you were like 16?! if you want the past behind you stop bringing it up! Those are your mistakes and slip ups. Please take what I say into consideration. Your honesty and telling people what you’ve done isn’t going to make them feel sorry for you, if you haven’t noticed, it gets you judged.

Eat something.- nik

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Tranny Looking Escort Gucci Girl Deserves A Lot Of Credit

August 31, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 84


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I know we look down upon escorts/hookers/sugar babies and I used to as well, but my opinion on all of them changed last week.  I’m struggling trying to pay for this upcoming semester, my parents are broke losers and the jobs I have, I just can’t cover everything.  I needed 800 bucks to pay for rent and had no choice.  I went on Seeking Arrangement and I’m not lying, within an hour I was in my car, driving 2 miles down the road to go to a hotel to have sex.  He said he was 58 and seemed like a very innocent gentleman.  We made an arrangement I would get $800 and a gift for 1 hour of my time.  He said it might even be shorter.  So I get there, the guy is easily 70, instead of $800 he only had $400, so we had sex anyway cause I really needed the money.  He choked me, kept on calling me little girl and finished all over my face, from start to finish, maybe took 5 min at tops.  Worst time of my life, I haven’t been able to go to bed since without thinking about it the whole time, I’m disgusted with myself and have a whole new appreciation for these girls.  You have to be very mind strong or on a ton of xanax to do this.  I couldn’t imagine having to be with these old men on vacations and in public.  Kudos girls, your jobs are definitely worth the Red Bottoms and poop smell.

Let us know how the next arrangement goes. Nobody tries this once.- nik

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