I Can’t Believe Nikita Kahn Posted Herself

September 29, 2014 Malibu, The Dirty 22


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was shocked when I saw Nikita Kahn posted herself on here.  Didn’t she learn from getting kicked off of Wiki for mistaking it 4 Whorepedia? All this notoriety has flattered her. She thinks being LE’s whore makes her a celebrity. Wiki deleted her for being a nobody full of herself!  Who posts herself on Wiki and then pesters everyone to get her name on IMDb for a movie produced by her John’s kid? Her failure to get an acting role after so many years makes her more pathetic.  She has never gotten paid for modeling either.  What the hell is modeling “everything” she puts in her resume? How can she be so dumb to think she may break it into the industry at her old age? She got a photog and PR to pretend she models. Her persistence to pass herself as a model/actress screams desperation and makes her look dumber. She spreads her pics on the net and even opened a .org website 4 the sole purpose of posting her pics! I know she is desperate to hide the Dirty posts but why does she keep fame chasing if she has a good life and not looking for any more golddiggin targets?  What kind of “animal activist” gets a camera crew to follow her to shelters only to squeeze herself in btw shots of actual volunteers for self-publicity?  She claims she got a degrees by age of 21 in an unrecognizable college..of course in the very credible Ukraine LOL… but somehow she couldn’t do anything with her imaginary MBA and had to go to community college & satisfy old gregs for a living! Why does she insist to embarrass herself?

Looks like someone is a fraud. Wikipedia decided.- nik


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My Girl Cheated On Me With This Guy

September 29, 2014 Boston, The Dirty 176


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know this post makes me look like such a pussy but I really don’t care. I gave this girl my life, spent my time waking up early before work just to get her a college degree. While I was doing that she was cheating on me. I need the resources of your army to find our who the guy was. I don’t have any purpose in life anymore because I gave her my heart and soul. Dude I need your help and wisdom. I know you are busy and this isn’t real dirt but it’s my whole life. I can’t offer a lot but what I can and did offer is absolute loyalty. I just want this girl to face some degree of consequence and the only person that can provide that satisfaction is you.

I hate to break it to you, but that dude is way better looking — almost gay looking. You had no chance. It’s time to move west buddy, everyone cheats on the east coast to stay warm.- nik

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Lexus Amanda Can’t Remember If She Slept With Dave Navarro

September 29, 2014 Hollywood, Las Vegas, The Dirty 41


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this is classic.  This sugar baby doesn’t remember if she banged Dave Navarro.  What a classy girl right?  Maybe she did bang him and is trying to act all cool cause she did.

I wish Dave Navarro and Carmen Electra would just get back together. They are soul mates.- nik

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Turn Down For What

September 29, 2014 Chicago, Dallas, Hollywood, Las Vegas, Newport, Scottsdale, The Dirty, Vancouver 52

I posted this video on my Facebook last week, but it’s so good I had to share it with the DA. The best Lil Jon music video ever!- nik

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I Think Jennifer Connelly Is Your Brunette

September 29, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 357

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I feel like Jennifer Connelly is the brunette you have always been searching for.  I think she’s so pretty and she’s super fit with light eyes. I’m surprised you’ve never commented on her before.  So, let us know.

It’s impossible for me to have any sexual feelings for a female over 32 years of age.- nik

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ICK Really Does Live With Mom

September 29, 2014 Riverside, The Dirty 66

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so everytime ICK gets posted here, people call her out for claiming to be someone she is not, like claiming to be a model, owning multiple businesses, owning 3 homes, and creating an anti-bullying campaign (which she claims was ruined by The Dirty). So check out this recent FB post, where she posts a picture of a nicely designed kitchen with a caption to her mother (Brenda) stating that “this is the route we should go”. We? Busted. Of additional interest were the comments below. Apparently, ICK went to her daughter’s school because she was fighting. What’s hilarious (and pathetic) is that the girl who hit ICK’s kid proceeded to PUNCH ICK IN THE FOREHEAD, then grabbed ICK’s phone, threw it and BROKE IT! I thought ICK said she was tough? Ha! Anyway, because they obviously don’t respect her, the school won’t do anything about it. Now she wants to “deal” the other girl’s mother. ICK, if the daughter knocked you out, I doubt you could take on her mother. Lifestyles of Fat, Broke, and Trashy. Always entertaining.

Riverside’s finest. God bless the 951/909.- nik

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Paula Bergstrom Is A Thief

September 29, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 75

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this lovely lady stole my purse and shoes and lied about it. One year later, I found this picture of her and my purse. Paula is a thief, beware!

Chelsea looks ROUGH.- nik

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Hannah Stocking Is Going To Kill Klay Thompson’s Career

September 29, 2014 Dirty Athletes, San Francisco, The Dirty 54


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, mega gold digger/athlete chaser finally landed a man with a pro career.  She landed herself Klay Thompson who has so much potential to be a superstar in the NBA but I have a feeling he is going to have a sh*tty season now that she is in his life.  What do you think?

Klay can do way better. This chick is just using him.- nik

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