My App Was Knocked Off By JT Originals

October 23, 2014 ASU, Dirty Business, The Dirty 53

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, a month after me and my friends launched the popular app Greeklink I get an overwhelming amount of calls and texts from my ASU friends saying some toolbag drug dealer named Joe Terrell knocked it off with his website Greektree. Nothing about his website is original download my Greeklink app then go to greektree he stole all my ideas even the name JT Originals he knocked off from some popular oil painting artist. I was really surprised that literally everyone I know who’s gone to ASU in the last 6 years knows this kid cause the self proclaimed “genius” is to stupid to pass any classes. He doesn’t even have half the credits he needs to get his bachelors degree which isn’t a problem since the demand for oxys and coke he sells is so high at ASU he’ll have enough money to stay there til he’s 40. When I messaged him he responded by telling me to go f*ck myself…. Dude no one at ASU likes you they just pretend to cause they like your drugs.

She definitely has Greekarms.- nik

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Don’t Date This Loser

October 23, 2014 The Dirty, Vancouver 156


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Janos, Jayson, or his real name James are some of the names he goes by. He has been in jail multiple times for beating his GF’s up. And I say GF’s because he usually has many on the go at the same time. He will try to turn that around on you and acuse you of cheating because he thinks everyone is a dirtbag like him. Not only will he cheat and beat on you he will drain your bank account dry and force you into debt. He thinks he’s a reformed gangster who had a tough life on the street mean time he grew up playing rep hockey. The only jail time hes done is for beating his GF’s up…. oh and he has a charge for picking up a dirty hooker. Oh and who can forget the tattoo in his stomach that says “Hot Boy”… code for being a bitch in prison. He’s currently living in Lethbridge Alberta on dating websites claimibg to be 29 whrn hes 34 trying to pick up 18-22 yr old girls.

I recommend some pectoral implants and LaserAway that ‘lil heats’ tattoo hiding your rock hard abs bro.- nik

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Turbo Actually Had A Baby

October 23, 2014 Houston, The Dirty 51

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, Dirty Army Strong since Dirty Scottsdale. I’m surprised nobody submitted Turbo aka Heather Healy since she ACTUALLY got pregnant (not fake pregnancies like she had 37 other times) and had a baby. She seems to be cleaning up her act. The first image is Turbo and her baby daddy, bro ho Gaersen Bailey. Of course after he knocked up this crazy dirty celeb, he wen’t and cheated on her and they aren’t together anymore. They seem to be coming together at least to raise the baby.  I hope she stays on the straight and narrow now that she is truly a mother. Her and her “Sister” Michelle Richot are raising the baby and I think Turbo even has her license now, she is like a real person haha. The picture of her is 1 month after pregnancy, she looks good.

The first image didn’t come through.- nik

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Are People For Real

October 23, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 36


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I can’t tell if this is fake or real.  Would someone really rock something like this in order to have sex???? What if it does get that bad with Ebola?  Cause you know its only a matter of time.

Did he melt down all his condoms to make this?- nik

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Ashley Tejada Moved To Miami To Join Team Pretti

October 23, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 44


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Ashley Tejada she is from Texas but moved out to Miami to get pimped by a pimp named Young Lace. She strips and f*cks for money just to give all her money to her pimp. Her and all her sister wives. She works at the biggest whore house in Miami called Tootsies. It seems like that’s the commen thing now of days girls f*cking for money. Especially in Miami. She’s with Pretti Sicily from Miami too, no surprise.

Is she related to Miguel?- nik


Ashley Tejada Is The Real Deal

Ashley Tejada Is A True Celebrity

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Woman Beater Quebecoi — Danny Paradis

October 22, 2014 The Dirty, Victoria 32


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this scumbag is Danny Paradis. Biggest player wanna be ever!! The guy is a total sleaze ball and beats up on everyone (even women!!) cause he has a “black belt”. This guy is nothing but a coward and is easily recognizable with his stupid Quebecoi accent. Ladies be careful please.

Does Paradis fight with his nose?- nik

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Why Did Valeria Ruin Herself

October 22, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 41


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, everyone’s favorite Russian speaking Barbie Valeria Lukyanova was perfect! Then she got a bad tattoo (of Medusa), and started taking steroids (man arms). Ugh, so depressing. Will Anzhelika Kenova (last image) steal her human Barbie title?

I feel like her nose will break if you kiss her.- nik

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Gotta Ask… Who Would You Have With In Their Prime

October 22, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 61


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, needed a break from all the talk of now-a-day rachets and wanted to get your opinion on 3 famous Actresses and see which one you prefer when they were in their prime? Christina Applegate as Kelly Bundy, Cameron Diaz in The Mask or Pamela Anderson in Baywatch? Kept them all Blonde for fair judging.

The logical choice is Kelly Bundy, but the sexual choice is Pamela. Not sure why Cameron is even added to this equation?- nik

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