Nik, You Amaze Me

October 29, 2014 Dallas, The Dirty 65


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you are an absolute badass, I love this site and all the sh*t show it entails. You are beautiful and I am in love. Adopt or Marry me, either way. Did you come up with the concept for this site solo or was it a collaboration? Will you do an autobiographical drama about your success??? I would totally download the torrent! Keep on keepin on, this site is perfect.

You sound like a rookie — I wrote a book you can download it HERE. Thank you for the love.- nik

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Pale Vs Tan

October 29, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 143


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am a Northern European woman now living in Southern California. Everyone I know spray tans and spends hours at the beach to get a bronzed look. I do get pressured from friends to join the fake bake trend. I think their is something angelic and classy about milky white tattoo free skin. I’ve recently noticed that celebrities have ditched the trashy orange look. Do you think the self tan trend is coming to an end? Light skin can be sexy.

I love pale. I rather bang ghosts and vampires than werewolves and black chicks.- nik

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Clown Under Is NOT Single

October 29, 2014 Clown Under, Sydney, The Dirty 29


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Clown Under is NOT single! She is dating a guy in Muswellbrook jail where she first seen him while visiting her finance is who now her ex. She is moving to Sydney for him as he is her new sugar daddy supporting her as her past has constantly involved. Being with men for money! What a fool he is!

Ugh, I know I’ve said this a million times, but those tattoos totally ruined her.- nik

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Snoop Dogg Loves The Whites

October 29, 2014 Hollywood, Scottsdale, The Dirty 151


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m a huge Snoop Dogg fan and after the whole Iggy mess I saw the light. I’ve never noticed this before but Snoop is into to white women now. No joke he only takes pictures with white females and touches them like a creep.

There is nothing wrong with a little Jungle Fever. Weed plays tricks on the mind.- nik

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Jessica Dolan Doesn’t Want Miami To Know

October 29, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 67


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, yesterday we crowned South Beach 2014 30k Millionaire German Beneditti. The few nights Fake Equis was in South Beach German rounded up his crew of bottle rats and he partied with a well known Escort porn star named Jessica Dolan. She is the one in the white dress in all of the party pics. Too bad Jessica doesnt realize she is nothing more than a slab of roast beef on clearance at the Piggly Wiggly deli who’s expiration date has long come and gone. This girl not only has slept with half the promoters of Miami but is in a porn where she takes DP. Jessica tries to keep this secret and doesnt like Miami to know the truth, but it happened. I am sure the Dirty Army can dig the video up, Jessica your parents must be proud.

Let me guess, she gets free dinners at Scarpetta.- nik

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Will Scars Ever Stop Partying

October 29, 2014 Hollywood, Scars, The Dirty, Toronto 57

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, look at Scars again chasing GoPros at the Playboy Mansion? Is this girl ever going to stop?

If she stops, how will Scars make money?- nik

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No Wonder Why We Call Ourselves Persian

October 29, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 170

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, 4 girls were attacked by acid last week in Iran, 1 of which died from her severe burn injuries, the rest were disfigured as you can see in the photos… all of this is over them not wearing the head scarf or Islamic head cover properly… What is it with your countrymen? and what do you think they would do with Iranian American chicks that we see around in LA and Vegas clubs wearing next to nothing?….. no wonder Iranian Americans refer to themselves as Persian to distance/dissociate themselves from such a medieval evil antics.

I’m so disconnected from Iran life. 75% of the time I’m ashamed. It’s sh*t like this that gives me zero motivation to go visit.- nik

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What Is Going On In Kentucky

October 29, 2014 Lexington, The Dirty 252


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, three young men and two older teens in Kentucky have been arrested and charged after gang raping a 15-year-old boy and leaving him in critical condition. Disturbing reports say that the five people who committed the heinous crime captured it on their cell phones and distributed it to others, which is how police became aware of it. Three men, the oldest being 20, and two 17-year-old teens were arrested for gang raping the 15-year-old boy at a party. The three adult suspects (from left) Samuel Miller, 18, Tyler Perry, 19, and Dayton Ross Jones, 20, have all officially been charged with serious sexual assault, promoting sexual performance by a minor, and use of a minor in a sexual performance. The two 17-year-olds, whose names have not been released, have also been charged for the crime.  These are all sick people and need to be put down and murdered, what do you think?

Wow.- nik

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