Turn Down For What

September 29, 2014 Chicago, Dallas, Hollywood, Las Vegas, Newport, Scottsdale, The Dirty, Vancouver 52

I posted this video on my Facebook last week, but it’s so good I had to share it with the DA. The best Lil Jon music video ever!- nik

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I Think Jennifer Connelly Is Your Brunette

September 29, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 387

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I feel like Jennifer Connelly is the brunette you have always been searching for.  I think she’s so pretty and she’s super fit with light eyes. I’m surprised you’ve never commented on her before.  So, let us know.

It’s impossible for me to have any sexual feelings for a female over 32 years of age.- nik

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ICK Really Does Live With Mom

September 29, 2014 Riverside, The Dirty 66

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so everytime ICK gets posted here, people call her out for claiming to be someone she is not, like claiming to be a model, owning multiple businesses, owning 3 homes, and creating an anti-bullying campaign (which she claims was ruined by The Dirty). So check out this recent FB post, where she posts a picture of a nicely designed kitchen with a caption to her mother (Brenda) stating that “this is the route we should go”. We? Busted. Of additional interest were the comments below. Apparently, ICK went to her daughter’s school because she was fighting. What’s hilarious (and pathetic) is that the girl who hit ICK’s kid proceeded to PUNCH ICK IN THE FOREHEAD, then grabbed ICK’s phone, threw it and BROKE IT! I thought ICK said she was tough? Ha! Anyway, because they obviously don’t respect her, the school won’t do anything about it. Now she wants to “deal” the other girl’s mother. ICK, if the daughter knocked you out, I doubt you could take on her mother. Lifestyles of Fat, Broke, and Trashy. Always entertaining.

Riverside’s finest. God bless the 951/909.- nik

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Paula Bergstrom Is A Thief

September 29, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 78

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this lovely lady stole my purse and shoes and lied about it. One year later, I found this picture of her and my purse. Paula is a thief, beware!

Chelsea looks ROUGH.- nik

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Hannah Stocking Is Going To Kill Klay Thompson’s Career

September 29, 2014 Dirty Athletes, San Francisco, The Dirty 54


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, mega gold digger/athlete chaser finally landed a man with a pro career.  She landed herself Klay Thompson who has so much potential to be a superstar in the NBA but I have a feeling he is going to have a sh*tty season now that she is in his life.  What do you think?

Klay can do way better. This chick is just using him.- nik

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Laura D. Is No “Atmosphere Model”

September 29, 2014 Pittsburgh, The Dirty 17


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, is this chick a madam or a wanna be? I saw her soliciting P4P on their Instagrams to be “atmosphere models” for “#saudiroyalty” (her description, LOL). Sounds shady with an email called “bookvipentertainment”. Gotta love chicks openly soliciting for escorts on IG. Of course, she’s ugly and has nothing attractive about her.

Saudi’s don’t scout from Pittsburgh. Sounds like a set up.- nik

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Alyna Vakariouk Is One Delusional Girl

September 28, 2014 Ottawa, The Dirty 162


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this girl is Ottawa biggest gold digging, attention seeking drama queen I’ve ever met. I honestly think she has mental issues. She believes everyone is obsessed with her. Bitch no one actually likes you!!! You have no friends haha sweetie there’s no amount of surgeries, makeup or cosmetics that will change how you look like naturally!!! Stop photoshopping all your pictures, it’s so obvious hunny! While you are at it, eat some f*cking food you troll!! She did my hair extensions once and almost coast me all my hair! Ladies STAY AWAY!!! I’m warning you, she’s not even licensed and pays 40$ for cheap hair. What a ripoff!!!! She’s is actually the worst!! Oh and Girl, you should stick to escorting because clearly spreading your legs works better for you!

Alyna Vakariouk do you have a passport? My buddy JV wants to pay all your bills… your stomach is his style.- nik

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Jenna Jameson’s Boyfriend John Wood Isn’t So Innocent

September 28, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 49


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, of course we all know Jenna Jameson is really lost her mind and is spiraling out of control with her drug addiction, but she also has picked a real loser to be her new “boyfriend”.  John Wood isn’t the little angel he appears to be. Jenna hates cheaters, well she needs to ask John about his affair with Colleen Schneider while he was married to Amber Nicole Miller. This affair happened while Amber and John were trying to have a baby. Nice one John! He also has a felony assault charge and his gym is taking a huge dump too. Ironic that Jenna in her “delusional” state of mind would find John attractive — or not?  Jenna needs to sober up long enough to ask John a few serious questions. John isn’t fooling everyone.

Are John and Jenna still together or was this relationship staged so Jenna could get a paycheck? She really needs $$ according to mutual friends.- nik

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