The Dirty | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 5

Comic Con Famous Like She Claims

November 25, 2014 St. Louis, The Dirty 52


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I met this girl at Comic Con, talks about having her own “The Christy Love” show and even went as far as claiming to have over 40k likes on her facebook, which actually only have 310 likes(which is still too many for this girl).. Just.. WHAT, she also think shes famous lol yet no one knows who she is!! What do you think?

What do you mean…that is Batman.- nik

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What Are They Trying To Prove In Ferguson

November 25, 2014 The Dirty 590

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, everyone kind of knew this would happen if the police officer wasn’t charged with murder in the Ferguson shooting. I just don’t get why people want to ruin their own city and just hurt small businesses. Very classy people, very classy. What are they trying to prove?

This truly sucks for small businesses in Ferguson. A very disappointing night for America.- nik

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Val Urso Is The Joke Of Chicago

November 25, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 31


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please tell this joke of a ‘woman’ to get a damn clue. She’s been posted on your site many times before but after being exposed recently about her escorting ways this broad thinks it’s haters and people are actually jealous of her. I went to high school with this dumb whore and she has gone downhill since. She is incredibly insecure and it shows in everything she does. Attempted to do playboy but all she got out of it is her loose vagina all over the internet, you’re ugly even down there… what in the world are you so proud of? Now, 28 years old, getting awful lip injections and botox just to serve bottles to guys who see her for exactly what she is, used, old, dirty and easy.. Who hasn’t she f*cked or send nude photos to… Val, what are you thinking? Nobody is jealous of you. Nobody is hating on you, people just don’t like you. You have no real friends and you have been club hopping for years making new, fake, temporary ‘besties’ along the way. You are so empty inside, I genuinely feel bad for you. Her body is nothing special, a midget with no curves except her saggy boobs she flashes all the time, her face is horrid; very masculine and ugly. And overall she has the basic, typical Chicago clubgoer look, just slutty and fake. Please do us all a favor and stop embarrassing yourself with all these silly posts, and stop acting like you are God’s gift on Earth…. You are so disgusting- Val Urso at Parliament, Chi.

I actually like her eyebrows in this picture. Great Sharpie lines.- nik

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Worst Boob Job Of 2014 Award Goes To…

November 25, 2014 Dirty Business, Hollywood, The Dirty 23


I really need to make my own award show one day — for plastic surgery of course — anyway, here is my winner for worst (+2′s) Boob Job of 2014!!!! Video included so you can see who the doctor is. Click on the image to see her face!! Please FIX this malpractice looking chest!!- nik

**Don’t be fooled by these images, once you click the link you will see what I’m talking about. Please share your thoughts.

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Since Jenn Needs To The Attention

November 25, 2014 Jacksonville, The Dirty 5


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl named Jenn streams video games in her bikini to earn donations and free stuff. Her +2′s are square shaped and escaping to her armpits and her face is nothing special either. If she wants attention then here is her attention!

I’m more concerned about her face. I could never play poker with shim.- nik

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Fahrin Jaffer Is Linked To The Jian Ghomeshi Scandal

November 24, 2014 The Dirty, Toronto 293


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Fahrin Jaffer in Toronto is a flatulent cougar who has been dating notorious former CBC personality Jian Ghomeshi for about 5 years on and off. I am sure you have read all the recent news stories about Mr. Ghomeshi and the disturbing allegations about his sex life. Fahrin Jaffer has been a non-committed companion (ie. casual booty-call partner) of Mr. Ghomesi from 2008 till 2013. It is believed that Fahrin Jaffer provided sex-on-demand to Mr. Ghomeshi within a moment’s notice which included deliberate farting at the request of Mr. Ghomeshi. Fahrin Jaffer essentially earned her the nickname “The Fart Queen” here on The Dirty for a reason. Furthermore, Fahrin Jaffer is a serial liar and a scam artist who routinely misleads the public. Her website states that she works at the law firm D’Angela Fox Vanounou LLP, but a quick call to the firm indicates that she never even worked there. Fahrin Jaffer also never states that she went to the worst law school on the plant – Thomas Cooley. Fahrin Jaffer tells men that she is in her early 20s but in reality Fahrin Jaffer is a 43 year old unemployed reject who lives at home with her welfare collecting taxi driver parents. Nik, put this fart monster Fahrin Jaffer on full blast!!!

This looks like incest.- nik


My Encounter With Jian Ghomeshi

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Now And Then: Audrey Bolek

November 24, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 115


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Audrey Bolek is always getting posted and people are always hating.  But check her out in 2009 compared to 2014… she looks way better now right?  She did wonders for herself.

She looks exactly the same…the only difference is her ability to use a filter in 2014.- nik

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How Do You Get Banned From A Frat House

November 24, 2014 Albany, The Dirty 32


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please out Mya “Belle”. I have known this girl for 3 years and I never talked sh*t about her until I found out she f*cked my boyfriend when we were “talking” she literally heard that we were talking and then seeked him out when he was drunk to f*ck him. This girl goes to St. Rose but shows up at all U Albany parties and gets passed around like a blunt. She has no friends because every girl friend she has she ends up f*cking their man, I wish I was kidding… She especially has a thing for guys who are in relationships because she loves to ruin them but she will literally f*ck anybody no matter how they look.. She has even been banned from some frat houses because if certain girls see her they flip out.

You can bang anyone with weed socks (international sign socks of sex).- nik

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