Elmira The Persian Party Princess

October 21, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 33


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Elmi Za, better known as Elmira is Hollywood’s party princess. She’s hopped from city to city partying it up with the “it” crowd and using guys to get into free events. The poor girl is in her late 20′s and never worked a hard day to earn a dime. She lives in a high rise apartment her daddy pays for. She moved to LA after a bad break up in San Francisco which lead her to be ran out of san fran after everyone had enough of her bratty spoiled bitch attitude. She seems to be showing up everywhere with a new guy by the month. She recently was dumped by her sweet ex after he realized what a gold digging wh*re she was. She carries around the innocent attitude very well and seems pretty personable but thats only because she is constantly high on drugs.  She’s always rubbing up on guys for drugs and talking her sweet talk in her high pitched voice. Hopping from one guy to the next for free entry to events wont last past 26. The poor girl should invest her time in money into getting help rather than injecting her face with fillers and dying her scraggly bleached. I dont know about you but botox won’t cover up the wear and tear on your body for much longer. Better hit the gym before its too late. P.S. no work out erases cellulite. How much longer does she have before she leaves Hollywood?

Which one is she? They all look Persian.- nik

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What Is The Deal With Tazs Angels

October 21, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 28


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, they’ve been posted before, but with Amber Rose recently calling out Angel Ashley Martelle on Instagram as her #womencrusheveryff*ckingday my curiosity spiked, this is the picture she put on her IG. Somebody in the DA has to have some dirt on these alleged escorts.. How much do they charge? Why do they live in a rental from Villazoo? What happened to their reality show??!!! What’s the deal with Taz and his angels? Ashley, keep making those videos!!!

Who cares. The Taz pimp game is common knowledge in Miami.- nik

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Another Delusional Model

October 20, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 93


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have no idea what to say here.  This girl really thinks she is smoking hot because of all the weirdo’s on social networks that never interact with women in real life. Had to see what you think about this?  Click here to see the rest of the image… if you dare!!!

I want to click so bad…not because of the fatty, but to see if that is a Squirrel or Kangaroo?- nik

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Thunderbolt Ross aka Adam Hutchinson aka Rick Royce

October 20, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 390


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so, Thunderbolt Ross claims to be a black man pulling all the blonde white girls from everywhere and claiming he puts it down… Well let this shed some light on the situation… I have previously called this bacon-fat out multiple times. Ironically after I did it became SLIGHTLY harder to Facebook this overgrown pustule. Adam Hutchinson, (which is the fat asses real name) has been called out on The Dirty before for his generally ratchet, fronting and basic ass. Just afterwards, which is when he discovered The Dirty, Thunderbolt Ross appeared and it’s just too close to similar alias Rick Royce and spelling error running rampant through his FB posts and The Dirty comments. Here are some pictures so the DA can appreciate how a fat, date raping, broke-white man can claim to be black and “used to be famous” for some kind of relevance. Also included are a few pictures of his hoe wife who has already fallen off at only 20 years old. And if you were really rolling in that dough Adam… for the love of God, cash out on some +2′s for your wife.

I would have never guest that Thunderbolt is Irish.- nik

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I Ain’t Sayin’ She A Gold Digger… Wait, Yes I Am

October 20, 2014 Hollywood, Las Vegas, The Dirty 23


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I would say ‘I’d like to introduce Gigi Vaia,’ but she’s already been featured  on TheDirty.com (as Gina Vaia, a self-proclaimed model and beat Tempe 12 gal) and she’s barely made it to 21! The first time I met her, she told me all about her “whirlwind romance” with Magician Criss Angel, flying her back and forth from Vegas to visit, which came to an abrupt end when he uninvited her on his trip to Mexico without explanation a few weeks ago. Two weeks after being dumped by Angel and describing “tall, dark and handsome” as her ideal man, she began fucking pale, blonde and short Dope clothing creator, Matte Fields, who she was then PAing for. Since then, his gossipy finance man has revealed he’s spent a car’s worth on her in shoes, bags and clothes, all starting in the first week with a $4500 Celine bag. The Twitter screenshot from her feed mentioning Angel’s handle was taken by Fields, featuring a shopping bag from one of the many Barney’s shopping sprees he’s taken her on. Can’t decide on a bank account to f*ck, Gigi? Fields has yet to make an appearance on her social media, but she’s peppered through his. It appears one is a little more invested than the other and you should give it more than 4 days before you give a hoe a credit card.

Heavy wrists create broad shoulders Gigi…keep that in mind.- nik

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Esther Childs Did Get Butt Implants

October 20, 2014 Brisbane, The Dirty 19


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Brisbane and Gold Coast model Esther Childs has had butt implants, I know because I was just at the surgery in Thailand getting some boobs when I saw her file and they confirmed… Yes, she had it around July 2014, you can see her before pictures which were taken in April the first pic is after.

An ass should never stick out further than a chest. I decided.- nik

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Thoughts On Shanda Rogers At 30

October 20, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty, Would You? 57


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know Shanda Rogers or ‘Shanda Panda’ as she used to call herself, got posted on here a good bit during her younger party years. Personally, I think she was a lot more interesting when she was a hot mess groupie party girl, but I have to say, she has aged really well. She posted on her IG that she’s turning 30 this year, and I think she’s a lot prettier at 30 than she was in her early 20′s. I sent photos of then and now for comparison. I still want to know what she does for a living though. She used to be a stripper, is that what she’s upto now? All I see are pictures of her taking selfies with expensive designer clothes and accessories. Anybody know what she does for money these days? She claims she is a model and photographer, but I don’t see her work in anything ever. Intel? And more importantly, Nik, now would you?

Answer: No, I’m not a fan of closing my eyes during sex.

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Joselyn Cano’s Butt Injection Scars

October 20, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 135



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, did anyone else notice the two dots (injection scars?) below Joselyn’s butt in her IG photo? What can it be Nik?

Maybe she is growing nipples for future surgeries.- nik

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