The Dirty | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 6

Sydney Is Like VanDirty

December 17, 2014 Sydney, The Dirty 54


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, whats up with girls showing off the stuff their drugdealer boyfriends buy them? Guess Australia is just like Vancouver, Asian girls dating tatted up drug dealers for purses and vacations. What do these women do anyways other than shopping?

VanDirty > Sydney when it comes to hot Asians.- nik

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**UPDATE: I’m So Sick Of Seth Rogen — ‘The Interview’ Is Dead

December 17, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty, Vancouver 90


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Seth Rogen and his bottom James Franco will try their hardest for any attention. It’s way too much and people are over these two douchebags.  So now their new movie has pissed off so many people that Sony is getting hacked, and now a lot of theaters aren’t even going to show this movie because there is a fear of a terrorist act of happening.  What are your thoughts on this?

Who cares. Seth loves all this because he is Canadian.- nik

**Update via TMZ:

Sony just released a statement, saying, “In light of the decision by the majority “The Interview,” we have decided not to move forward with the planned December 25 theatrical release.”

The statement goes on, saying, “We are deeply saddened at this brazen effort to suppress the distribution of a movie, and in the process do damage to our company, our employees, and the American public.”

The execs are underscoring the distinction between pulling the film because of the distributors rather than out of fear, saying, “We stand by our filmmakers and their right to free expression and are extremely disappointed by this outcome.”

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Kangaroid Is On A Mission

December 17, 2014 Kangaroid, Thailand, The Dirty 30

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Kandagroid is getting down and dirty about crime. He is on a mission to show the world how corrupt Thailand is. Kangaroid actually seems like a pretty smart dude.

Why is Kangaroid trying to get himself killed? Nobody cares about the Pattaya Police. The only thing this video does is make everyone afraid to visit Thailand.- nik

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Madam Trisha Paschke

December 17, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 48


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this woman Trisha Paschke talks sh*t about everyone in Hollywood, but she is a madam and escort and has big drugs and alcohol problem.  She kept a baby just to stop doing meth.  Here she is out with other madams and hookers. Someone told me she would bring clients to her house while her baby was sitting in same room, while they would have crazy sex her using strap ons etc. She got real estate licence now because she slept with some guy to get it and pretends she big actress now while she still hooking.

That nose looks pretty serious.- nik

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The Original Shim — Tranny Manny

December 17, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty, Tranny Manny 75


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, wanted to update everyone on the OG of Shims.  Tranny Manny is still around doing his thing.  Currently he has a boyfriend in Hollywood that he is totally in love with and many people are jealous because trannies are getting boyfriends left and right, while normal girls can’t find any true love.

Sons of Anarchy made Transexual love sexy. Times are changing. I think sex education classes need to explain to children all forms of relationships (excluding animals). They need to know all types of gender intercourse, update the videos to include the poopus maximus hole. Michael Phelps should be the face of this change. He is someone the kids will relate with.- nik

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U.S. And Cuba Seek To Normalize Relations

December 17, 2014 The Dirty, Washington DC 41


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, the United States and Cuba will start talks on normalizing full diplomatic relations, marking the most significant shift in U.S. policy toward the communist island in forever. How do you feel about this? I think its awesome for both countries and now I feel like the MLB is going to have even better baseball players, since the Cubans won’t have to run away from their country.

I can’t wait to party in Cuba.- nik

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Why Every American Should Be Armed

December 17, 2014 The Dirty 253

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is another great example why everyone should be armed. In Alabama these homeowners had their stuff burglarized. A few days later, they saw the people that robbed them and were able to hold them at gunpoint until the police came. If they had no guns, these scumbags would have gotten away and ruin a few more families Christmas. Protect yourselves people. Get a gun.

They could have just called the cops. Guns kill people, that is all I know.- nik

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Who Are These Two Kidding

December 17, 2014 Las Vegas, Scooby Snack, The Dirty, Thickness 241


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, who are these two girls trying to fool?  Just because you go to church, doesn’t mean you don’t use men for money.  I’m surprised they don’t burn when they enter the church.

I’m more surprised Thickness gets more likes than Scooby Snack.- nik

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