Is Tess Taylor Really Sober

October 28, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 34

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I need the DA help on this one; Tess Taylor is all over IG bragging like she’s drug free and in love with her new boyfriend and they supposedly live this clean and sober life. The thing is, looking at her pictures you can clearly see she is high on opiates (like h-ron) , anyone who knows about this drug knows that it makes your pupils constrict (smaller) unlike other drugs who make pupils dilated, and in all of her pics both hers and her boyfriends pupils are tiny and they both look skinny and haggard.  Shes not fooling anyone, I’ve seen recovering addicts and they usually gain some weight even if they are naturally skinny. Does anyone have real intel on this girl? I think she needs help and is in denial.

You can tell if Tess Taylor is sober by the size of her breasts…the larger they are the cleaner she is. I decided.- nik

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MADE in America

October 28, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 84


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, we need more posts of dirty celeb MADE. I don’t care about Chewy’s hairy buttonhole. I want MADE – the DA has spoken. Let’s unite to make MADE the most famous on The Dirty.

Made can you write a letter to the DIRTY ARMY…I need them to know how smart you are. I don’t think they can tell from these pictures.- nik

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What A Monster

October 28, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 246

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, horrific footage has surfaced that shows a Chinese stepmother viciously beating a toddler because she wet herself. In the footage, the woman whips the little girl a horrific 87 times with a branch, kicks her 14 times, and slaps her face eight times.

I can’t watch it.- nik

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It’s 2014, Everyone Is Gay

October 28, 2014 Dallas, The Dirty 152

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this loser here deserved what he got. Hating on gay people is not cool, being gay is not a choice, its how we are born. This extremely troubled man gets upset, starts a fight and then gets taken down hard by host of good samaritans at Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport. Because its 2014 and there is nothing wrong with penis in your butt.

We shouldn’t be defined by holes.- nik

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German Benedetti Is The 30K Millionaire Of Miami

October 28, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 198



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my second post from South Beach honoring your upcoming visit Nov. 1 belongs to German Benedetti. This guy literally was licking Fake Equis nut sack the entire week he was visiting Miami. As you can see he is nothing more than an entry level promoter with grandeur dreams of being the next Purple. His social media posts brag about bottles, models (more to come on this in the next post later this week), and money which really confuses me because he doesnt have any money. I think we should ask German to be our drink attendant on Saturday and keep the glasses full of ice and the limes fresh.

I thought German was a busboy. That’s what JoJo told me.- nik

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Husband Allegedly Shot Wife in Murder-Suicide At San Clemente Boutique

October 28, 2014 San Clemente, The Dirty 48


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, on Saturday deputies responded to reports of a shooting at the Bliss Clothing Boutique. A husband is believed to have shot and killed his wife in a murder-suicide at a high-end boutique in downtown San Clemente. Responding officers discovered a man and woman’s bodies along with a handgun and did not actively search for anyone else involved. A sheriff’s department news release Sunday identified the man as 59-year-old John Patrick Dillard and the woman as his wife, 64-year-old Cynthia Jean R…. crazy sh*t right?

This is nuts considering Shayne and I were planning on going there on Saturday, but opted for the Mission Viejo mall. For some reason I didn’t feel like heading to Del Mar. I wonder if I could have talked him down.- nik

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The DIRTY ARMY Miami Invasion This Weekend

October 28, 2014 Chicago, Dallas, Hollywood, Miami, Newport, Scottsdale, The Dirty, Vancouver, Winnipeg 0


It’s called multi-tasking. I plan to spend most of my night at SET — buy me a bottle (Vodka preference 50 Bleu, Tequila preference 1942, Champagne preference Ace of Spades) and I will remove your post from TheDirty. I love you Miami…see you this weekend. [Click here to book a table next to me].- nik

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GoPros Is The Perfect Name

October 28, 2014 Dallas, The Dirty 66


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I love the name GoPros..genius dude.

I know.- nik

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