The Dirty | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 6

A Toys For Tatas Thanksgiving At Bar Standard In Denver

November 25, 2014 Denver, The Dirty 0

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Ladies may the odds forever be in your favor. The holidays are here which means Saint Nik is in a giving mood thanks to my friend and +2′s specialist Dr. Martin [click here to see what he looks like]. A special thank you to Bar Standard in Denver, Colorado — they want to give toys to the children and make the world a better looking place all in one night. Ladies of Denver don’t miss out on your chance to win FREE breast implants (life changing)!!!! I will see you November 26th at Bar Standard!!- nik

Here’s how it works: CLICK HERE TO READ ENTRY RULES!!! – Each NEW toy ($10 value or more) that you bring gets you an additional raffle ticket. Bring up to 10 new toys for the charity, and get 10 additional raffle tickets. Also, raffle tickets can be bought onsite for only $10. For those of you who want to take it up a notch, you will receive 10 raffle tickets for each bottle of liquor you buy at your VIP bottle service table! Raffle will be held onsite and will be filmed for validity. All toys collected will be donated to Volunteers of America for distribution to Denver youth.



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Krystina Torsan’s Metabolism Isn’t As Fast As Audrey’s

November 25, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 59

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, can someone please tell me what is going on in these 2 pictures of the same girl?  Holy Krystina Torsan you blew up!!! But thats nothing new since all you do is eat and drink. Honey obviously your metabolism isn’t as fast as Audrey’s.  Just giving you a heads up and maybe this winter you can burn it off.

I hate Winter. Too many layers and guys will bang anything to stay warm. The entire season is a scam.- nik



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Kurt Pinto Thinks He Is Megan Fox

November 25, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 141

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, check out Kurt Pinto channeling his inner Megan Fox.  Kurt is the most UNMANLY man.  This guy just spends all his time grooming himself to look good in his pointless pictures so he can post and attempt to get more followers and be famous one day, while we whines on Twitter all day like a little bitch.  I wish he would just come out of the closet already.  I know deep down Kurt Doom wants to come out and play.

I agree he needs to go back to Kurt Doom.- nik



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What Happen To Kate’s Face

November 25, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 4

Remember that chick Kate from LOST (the best show ever until the last season). Anyway, check out these pictures I got of her face [Click Here] – Evangeline Lilly looks like a clown now!! She is not aging right…do you think she is trying to cover up plastic surgery? What a bummer.- nik

[Image: ABC]



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Comic Con Famous Like She Claims

November 25, 2014 St. Louis, The Dirty 56

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I met this girl at Comic Con, talks about having her own “The Christy Love” show and even went as far as claiming to have over 40k likes on her facebook, which actually only have 310 likes(which is still too many for this girl).. Just.. WHAT, she also think shes famous lol yet no one knows who she is!! What do you think?

What do you mean…that is Batman.- nik



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What Are They Trying To Prove In Ferguson

November 25, 2014 The Dirty 676

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, everyone kind of knew this would happen if the police officer wasn’t charged with murder in the Ferguson shooting. I just don’t get why people want to ruin their own city and just hurt small businesses. Very classy people, very classy. What are they trying to prove?

This truly sucks for small businesses in Ferguson. A very disappointing night for America.- nik



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Val Urso Is The Joke Of Chicago

November 25, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 40

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please tell this joke of a ‘woman’ to get a damn clue. She’s been posted on your site many times before but after being exposed recently about her escorting ways this broad thinks it’s haters and people are actually jealous of her. I went to high school with this dumb whore and she has gone downhill since. She is incredibly insecure and it shows in everything she does. Attempted to do playboy but all she got out of it is her loose vagina all over the internet, you’re ugly even down there… what in the world are you so proud of? Now, 28 years old, getting awful lip injections and botox just to serve bottles to guys who see her for exactly what she is, used, old, dirty and easy.. Who hasn’t she f*cked or send nude photos to… Val, what are you thinking? Nobody is jealous of you. Nobody is hating on you, people just don’t like you. You have no real friends and you have been club hopping for years making new, fake, temporary ‘besties’ along the way. You are so empty inside, I genuinely feel bad for you. Her body is nothing special, a midget with no curves except her saggy boobs she flashes all the time, her face is horrid; very masculine and ugly. And overall she has the basic, typical Chicago clubgoer look, just slutty and fake. Please do us all a favor and stop embarrassing yourself with all these silly posts, and stop acting like you are God’s gift on Earth…. You are so disgusting- Val Urso at Parliament, Chi.

I actually like her eyebrows in this picture. Great Sharpie lines.- nik



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Worst Boob Job Of 2014 Award Goes To…

November 25, 2014 Dirty Business, Hollywood, The Dirty 24

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I really need to make my own award show one day — for plastic surgery of course — anyway, here is my winner for worst (+2′s) Boob Job of 2014!!!! Video included so you can see who the doctor is. Click on the image to see her face!! Please FIX this malpractice looking chest!!- nik

**Don’t be fooled by these images, once you click the link you will see what I’m talking about. Please share your thoughts.



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