THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Elle is from Miami and she is a former hooters girl, turned MySpace model, turned reality Ray J show star, turned Playboy online only model.  Now she is bartending and go go dancing.  She is a mess as you can see.  What should her next career choice be?  Give her some advice Nik.

Even the Cookie Monster wouldn’t eat those cookies.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is Christine.  She is your stereotypical Greek girl from NYC.  She parties hard, loves house music, has thick body, big nose, takes it up the poop shoot, and dates meat heads with Purple Crayons.  Nik, why are all NYC Greek girls like this, where can a Greek man in the East Coast find a good Greek girl.

NYC doesn’t produce good Greek girls, they all turn Orange and fat by 27. This is why Greek guys marry other ethnicities.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Bugatti Ryda and Red Rarri think that they are so macho and they think they run Vancouver because theyre now working with G Unit, Black Wall Street, and artists such as Tony Yayo, Kidd Kidd, Lloyd Banks and Compton Menace. I saw Bugatti Ryda driving an all white Range Rover in downtown Vancouver last weekend with Red Rarri sitting in the passenger seat acting like a total idiot. There were also two absolutely fake bimbos in the back seat that looked like pornostars if anything, and all I basically saw was Red Rarri throwing 10 dollar bills out of the car on Granville Street. These two guys have a two word vocabulary, and they only know how to say “Swag” and “cool” and dont really give a sh*t about anyone but themselves. Hmmm, all Bugatti Ryda keeps saying is “Swag” Album releasing June 1st “I Am The Bo$$”. I can only imagine that these two idiots are just gonna get bigger ego’s as time goes by.

Swag is the only thing these guys should be saying.  For those who don’t know, Swag was a word used in the early 1960′s amongst gay males.  Swag is short for “Secretly We Are Gay”- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is my girl Kimberly.  Hopefully you can talk sense into her. She was super hot at one time and now she has all these crappy tats and wants more and more.  She doesn’t listen to any of us when we tell her those things are not attractive.  As you can see, her beauty is stunning, I just don’t see why she needs to be all white trash.

Kim I will pay to LaserAway all that garbage on your body. Talk about wasted potential.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Holly  Lee walks around OC like her stuff don’t stink. She acts like she is the hottest Asian ever because white guys and black guys love her.  I wanted to see what the DA and Nik Richie think about her.

Can we please stop with this Asian hunt… I don’t want to lose traffic.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik! Lets just say I’m so thankful for you sharing GCBX. Its truly amazing! I had a baby at the end of December and started taking GCBX at the end of March because I was breast feeding. These are my results after one bottle. I would always forget to take the pills before I ate so, it took me over a month to finish one bottle. I still saw results and I’m fairly happy with what I see so far. I know it will get better in the next two months once I finish the 3 month plan. I’m motivated to do better with this bottle. Just wanted to share my results and say thank you Nik!

I want ITG. Stay focused please.- nik

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