The Dirty | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 7

She Is Unreal

December 16, 2014 London, The Dirty 77

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have been trying for months to find out who is this girl and where is she from and she is absolute gorgeous doll, could you please help me find this person? What background do you think she is?

I hate her Philtrum.- nik



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Trisha Definitely Gets Around

December 16, 2014 The Dirty, Toronto 64

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I won’t lie, I’m tired of hearing about and seeing Trisha Grant Calitri. Trisha is the Toronto Suns cover girl for their new calendar. You might have seen her around before. We all gotta know why she is the top girl with The Sun. Any idiot could put 2 and 2 together, she sleeps around and works her way to the top. Actually my buddy witnessed it himself when the girls were shooting at Cabana for the calendar. A little too friendly with the photographer! I’m so done looking at that face, sucks to think we will have to see it on peoples walls for an entire year. Give it a break girl.

Why do her inner thighs touch?- nik



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Laci Kay Looks Like A MAN

December 15, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 106

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, been following you since I first saw you and your wife on TV. I abosolutely love you guys… anywayyyy so I saw this pic of LaciKay eating captain crunch half naked and I thought to myself, who in their right mind wants to see this horse face open her mouth at full extent to shove a spoon in her mouth.. So instead of continuing to scroll my feed I commented, I said: ” You literally annoy the F*ck out of me” to which she blocked me, then commented on my pic and said “Stay off my page then”. Now my real question is, does this girl really have time to respond to every true and offending statement directed at her? Or does she have time in between making 30 second gym routine videos. Call me jealous or annoyed but the chick looks like a tranny, I can’t be the only one with this strong opinion…

Life is not easy as an Instagram model…you don’t get it.- nik



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Jessica Cabanne Got Ripped Off

December 15, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 91

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this a good one.  Jessica Cabanne very cute girl !! SHE PAID and f*cked her way to be on FHM Magazine, she f*cked the photographer (RYAN DWYER) who is a sleazeball twice (F*cking Twice LOL) and she still paid 3k to do the shoot after he f*cked her and ripped her off , then Jessica paid additional money ($1,000) to get the pics. Nik, Jessica is another girl trying to sleep her way to the top but has no clue she is being used by men.

**Fun Fact: She is friends with Ciara Price, we partied with this girl at Bootsy Bellows a while back. Long story short, she gave me her number, I didn’t even ask her for it… so I text her a few months later when I was single and she replied “WTF do you want?”…. for real? -JV

JV I don’t remember her. I never forget an ITG.- nik



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Fake Out Barbie

December 15, 2014 Myrtle Beach, The Dirty 37

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, how does a girl who works at an AT&T store afford +2′s and a Benz (plus a second car)? Something is definitely off here. She brags about being “friends” with Taylor J. Burt from Myrtle Manor and talks about how she’s going to “hook him up” with a new phone. Can’t TJB afford his own cell phone? What’s your opinion? Sponsored?

I want to say those boobs are real…but her nose is throwing me off.- nik



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Is Tiesto Banging Richie Rexic

December 15, 2014 RichieRexic, St. Louis, The Dirty 18

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, first Tiesto banged Abigail Ratchford aka The Office and now he posted this on his IG… is that Richie Rexic?  I guess Mr. Tiesto is a fan of TheDirty.

Richie Rexic actually introduced me to Tiesto’s music 6 years ago. I had know idea who the guy was. She said she traveled with him or something…anyway that doesn’t look like her. This girl is too heavy to be RR.- nik



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Jen Wilke Is Blowing Up

December 15, 2014 Austin, The Dirty 123

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, with this months FHM cover and last months feature in FHM Mexico, Jen has made it. Haters can hate but she is doing big things… Admit it guys, you were wrong about her all this time!!!

I thought FHM shut down in America?- nik



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Elke The Stallion Is Keeping It Classy

December 15, 2014 Hollywood, House Of Crayons, The Dirty 161

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, just a little update on your favorite House of Crayons. She needs to be in the dirty celeb hall of fame because boy I tell you the delusion is REAL!! I’m all about a girl being comfortable in her own skin but this right here?!? Is she serious like who goes out on the street like that?? People talk about kim k being a mother and posing nude but this women is a mother and posting these pics on IG for free and then captions them with corny sayings like “why you mad? Cause I’m sexy? Cause your man drooling over me?” LOL. This girl is for real too.

That ass tho.- nik



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