Voted #2 Most Beautiful Celebrity

September 16, 2014 The Dirty 49


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl was voted on one survey as the second most beautiful celebrity, and I really want to know your opinion! She is from one of those Korean pop girl groups.

She is not a celeb… I have no idea who she is. Sounds like a scam.- nik

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This Is Why Rachel Can’t Get A Good Man

September 16, 2014 Dallas, The Dirty 68

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik. Rachel has been posted on here before for having the worst REFUND gap ever. That still has not changed, but she needs to be posted again for other reasons. She recently had a baby with some sketchy ass dude that she barely even knew. Before that, she used to work at 3rd base (Wild Pitch is its current name) as a bartender. She would always take pictures with half of her forehead cut off and her sh!tty boob job. I don’t know if this is to get her ginormous head out of the picture (get some bangs already!!) or to get her boobs IN the picture. Rachel, we know your tricks, but the creepy guys still like it. Anyways, she just posted a status that I had to screen shot and laugh at. RACHEL. You choose douche bags because look at what you used to do/want to continue doing! When you post pictures like that, you are saying to guys come and get it, basically. The guys that you attract are going to be like that because no decent guy is going to want to go out with some girl that posts the sh!t you do. I love all the comments on the status too that are saying “You are such a great person, idk why you attract those kinds of guys”. Get a grip. And we can see the baby in that cropped picture of you…. why did you have to crop her out? BTW Nik, do you know of any great plastic surgeons in the Dallas area that can fix her now saggy REFUND gap?

I don’t see a REFUND Gap in this image.- nik

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Pietra Hoge And Bruce Heisler Are Tampa Trash

September 15, 2014 Tampa, The Dirty 133


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Pietra Hoge is a wh*re. She has left Michigan for Tampa to be near her new mark, Bruce Heisler. he is the manager of the University Mall in Tampa on Fowler. She is a prostitute! She cheats on everyone she has ever been with. She’s currently married to a guy in michigan but engaged to this new guy Bruce. I’m sure he knows nothing of her past. 4 kids different fathers, 3 boob jobs,. Was part of a sex swapping ring in her hometown of New Boston. She is infected with DRD which she passes around. Please tell anyone you know all about her. Tell anyone that works at the mall or where he lives. Let everyone know what he is parading around town, she is a gold digging wh*re. Check out the dirty for Detroit, you will see a lot of what is said about her.

I had to re-enforce the hearts.- nik

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Is Emma Kush Hot As She Thinks She Is

September 15, 2014 Montreal, The Dirty 35


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, where do I start wit this girl Emma girl from Montreal?!?!?  She is all drugged up and its pretty easy to tell what she does for a living.  She has it in her head she is extremely hot, but many of us beg to differ. I wanted to see if you like the duck lips and those long ass eye brows Nik?

She could pass for Bomba’s sister.- nik

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Wire Transfer Looks Like A Freak

September 15, 2014 The Dirty, Toronto, Wire Transfer 101


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these are stills from a video Natalie posted. You can see her lips are painfully over filled, nose looks like Michael Jackson, has a weave, no ass, dried out blonde hair with dark roots and a face that doesn’t move. Please stop pretending she is hot.

The Tiffany necklace totally makes her look dated.- nik

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I Hate To Be The Bearer Of Bad News

September 15, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 33


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I hate to burst everyone’s bubble, but here is a facial pic of Laura Cremaschi (aka perfect booth girl). I know you said you’d pay to laseraway her back tattoo, but what about the one on the front (which can be seen in the pic with some wrinkly old trout). Even in sunglasses, her face is beat. So all the fellas: is the booty still boink-able?

Nope… I’m out.- nik


The Booty Belongs To Laura Cremaschi

Wow, Talk About A Booty

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Miss America 2015 Kira Kazantsev

September 15, 2014 Manhattan, The Dirty 77


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what are your thoughts on Miss America 2015?  I think her hips are too wide and once she has kids, are only gonna get wider.  She is ok at tops.

I hate it. Her face is not deserving of this title. These judges are morons.- nik

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Just Wanted To Warn The Guy Going After Colt

September 15, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 165


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I hooked up with Madison aka Colt. She gave me DRD. I didn’t know she was banging Kurt too, Vegas is small and I heard rumors about the douche having DRD. So I went and got tested. At the time she told me she wasn’t hooking up with anyone else so we didn’t have to use a condom. I was drunk. No excuse. But I needed to say something so she can be exposed and doesn’t ruin anyone elses sex life. Thanks Madison you b*tch.

I like Colt’s toenail polish.- nik

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