Where Are The Katy Perry Nude Leaks

September 26, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 181


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is a message for the hackers. Please put Katy Perry on your list for the next leak release. Thank you.

Why? Nobody wants to see those real things. Don’t be fooled by the wardrobe.- nik

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Sarah Marie Summer’s Boobs Aren’t Too Big

September 26, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 87


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, you are tripping about Sarah Mariah Summer’s big +2′s.  Those things are perfect and to be honest, I think she should just go a little bigger.  Besides that, she has such a pretty face.

When an individual breast is the size of your head… it’s time to reevaluate the situation.- nik

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White People Aren’t So Bright Either

September 26, 2014 Dallas, The Dirty 151

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, people were saying those black kids couldn’t figure out how long it took to travel 80 miles if they were going 80 miles per hour because of rap and all those stereotypes… well what about this stupid white bitch?  She couldn’t guess it correct either… so who are we blaming for her being stupid?  MTV?  The Kardashians?  I don’t know.  The question is tricky.

Chel must be good at sex.- nik

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Allie Leggett Doesn’t Need Makeup

September 26, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 28


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, 2 things.  1. Allie doesn’t need makeup to be hot and 2. check out that IG bro?  Next level right?

I hate that underwear. Does nothing for me.- nik

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My People Need To Have Real Goals In Life

September 26, 2014 Atlanta, The Dirty 96

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out there 2 young brothas… dumb as sh*t. Poor kids can’t even figure out the simplest of math questions… I blame rap and sports. Ask any young black kid what they want to be when they grow up, 99% will have one of the same 3 answers… Rapper, drug dealer or pro athlete… and can we blame them? Our people don’t talk about being in school and working at a 9-5… all you hear in music is how they are banging strippers, smoking weed, drinking lean and selling drugs… what do we expect?????

I blame Obama.- nik

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Skye McDonald Is A Smart Business Woman

September 26, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 173


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, whoever is saying Skye McDonald is a working girl just because she was hanging out with Dan Bilzerian is ridiculous.  She travels the world because she is a smart business woman and has made a ton of money on her own.  So get your facts straight.

What does she do for a living? Skye if you are going to self-post to defend your red bottoms… at least give us hard facts. Anybody can lie… especially with eyebrows like that.- nik

**Girls only hang out with Dan Bilzerian aka Fake Equis for cocaine or cash. He preys on the trashiest whores to appease his 14 year-old prepubescent fans. The women that f*ck him are the scum of society.**

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Joey Christoforo Is A Scam Artist

September 26, 2014 Austin, The Dirty 23

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, need to tell you about this Austin, Texas FRAUDSTER Joey Christoforo. I sold him 2 tickets to the Mayweather Fight via an online site. Thought all was well until I got a call today from said site saying when Joey went to go pick up the tickets from the Will Call window the tickets were not there. I had sent them a week before…I know they were there. Something smells fishy. Since these sites tend to believe anything buyers say, I have to prove myself innocent. 1st thing anyone with a brain does is google the person, I did and up pops his Facebook, and what is on his Facebook? Oh a PICTURE of the tickets I sold his lying ass!!! And for good measure a video of him at the fight. What a f*cking moron. The site is paying me but he will most likely get away with it unless you guys help. Joey you tried to con me out of over 1k…….karma is coming back for you. Nik, what should I do here? Call up his boss and let him know he has a thief working for him? Any other ideas? PS. It should come as no surprise that one of the pages he likes on Facebook is Fake Equis.

Great… now I feel like a loser for owning the same Hurley board shorts.- nik

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Rain Perez Is 19 Going On 40

September 26, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 33


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, if you asked me it seems like Rain Perez is getting hotter. Yeah, he went from looking around 30 something ish to about his 40′s now but I like the beard look on him. I guess living with his sugar daddy in Miami let Rain focus on what matters most.. his looks. After all, Rain wouldn’t be living his so called “trophy husband” life without them.

I can’t stop laughing at the money picture.- nik

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