The Dirty | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 7

Foxy Tells It How It Is

November 23, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 19

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Foxy aka Sarah Van Rockford was asked by the European Magazine “Closer” why she gave up her Red Hair and the Answer was more than honest.

“When I first came to L.A. It was hard for me to get my company back on track so I decided to go back to modeling for a while to pay the bills but it wasn’t that easy. Every dirty photographer wants to get in your pants and without a DDD and the plastic Face you have no chance to land a good gig. That’s why I decided to dye my Hair Red. It’s like playing out the right cards in a f*cked up game. I got better and serious jobs because people liked the hair. Now that I’m starting over with my company I don’t need the hair anymore.”

Closer: “is that how you see the whole Hollywood Glamour World?”

Foxy:  “There’s no Glamour anymore. Gold Diggers and wanna-be Sluts are everywhere. I haven’t met one woman here who wanted to be more than a “Star”. Hollywood is a bubble for a little girls”… You have to love how she broke it down and told everyone what is up.

Someone needs to LaserAway their arms. Yup Sarah is being somewhat honest, but she forgot to include the part about who she had to sleep with to be considered a ‘model’.- nik



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Look Who Couldn’t Make It In Vegas

November 23, 2014 Scottsdale, The Dirty 54

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, so Ericka couldn’t hang in Las Vegas so she moved back to the sh*thole known as Scottsdale. Sorry Ericka, you really aren’t anything special. But in the small bubble of Scottsdale, you are a hit. Enjoy going to the same 4 clubs/bars… you are so cool.

Isn’t she too old for Scottsdale bars?- nik



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I Thought Sarah Jones’ Lawsuit Was Ridiculous

November 23, 2014 St. Louis, The Dirty 23

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, a Missouri man has filed a $50 million lawsuit against social network giant Twitter. In the lawsuit, which was filed in a St. Louis area court, Marquis Jones alleges Twitter and other social networks knowingly and willingly allowed their users to harass and bully him online. Do you think he has any chance of winning?

No.- nik



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Kendall Jenner Is Making Moves

November 23, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 67

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Kendall Jenner is now the face of Estee Lauder. It’s annoying because I can’t get past her baby face. It doesn’t matter how much weight she loses, her face has the structure of a fat girl. I think she probably purges because they say when chicks vomit, their cheeks/jawline looks puffy over time. She should get her nose shaved down a bit and get some of the fat removed from around her cheek bones. I am positive she will end up getting some kind of surgery in the near future to secure more deals because her face will only get fatter and most models tend to have expiration dates. Once again the Kardashian tentacles have trapped another business opportunity. Anyway, I want to let you in on some gossip. Rumor has it Victoria’s Secret can’t stand the thirsty Kardashians so any possibility of Kendall walking VS runway has been put on hold. Also, Kim supposedly posed nude again because she is starting to feel threatened by her younger sisters (ESPECIALLY KYLIE) who haven’t had to do nasty things to start building a decent career for themselves. Kim is also getting nervous about getting old and losing her appeal. Luckily Kanye and his lover Tisci have opened doors at Vogue and the world of fashion for her. She wants to be the next Anna Wintour. Haha Kim has become the welcome mat for her whole family, how sad. If you don’t post this then I know you take the side of the Kardashians and that you are scared to. I will also switch to team Bilzerian, please don’t let me down Nik.

Once we have a Republican President…it will be the death of the Kardashian Network. I decided.- nik



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Sandra Poopa Is Back

November 22, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 62

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, one of the Poopa sisters is back at it!! Even has youtube videos of her dancing… Veronique is nowhere to be found. How do you like her new look? And any idea if she’s still on MFC?

Keep that chest real Sandra Poppa.- nik



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We Should Name Sabrina The Horse Whisperer

November 22, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 49

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, since its looking like Sabrina is going to be a dirty celeb, we should name her ‘Horse Whisperer’.  She rides horses for a living and she is really good at it.  As you can see, she becomes one with the animal and makes it just 20 feet in the air like Michael Jordan.  What you think?

I’m still leaning towards East Coast Office.- nik

ALSO SEE:

Sabrina Is Not That Special

Sabrina Martinez Is Laughing At You



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Jenna Got A Botched Boob Job

November 22, 2014 San Diego, The Dirty 74

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so “Jenna Lane” finally got a boob job even after the fact that she said she would not get one because she didn’t feel the need to go under the knife. She’s still parading around thinking she is hot stuff just because she got boobs now and she doesn’t have to wear 2 bras anymore ha! She fails to realize that she got a botched job. She needs to be a mother and raise her 2 kids rather than pawning them off to her parents. She sleeps with “producers” so she can get a mixtape out. She’s really a midget with a dis-proportioned body. Her torso is so short and her head is so big she looks ret*rded. She has no butt so she sticks her ass out in every picture trying to make it look like she has an ass. She thinks shes so hardcore but shes not. She talks about how she has heart failure and how she doesn’t do drugs but we all know thats a lie. Caked face Jenna will always be a hoe, no one in this world would want to wife up a skank who has been tossed around in different area codes.

Never a good sign when you can see a Flex Capacitor.- nik



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Is Bill Cosby A Rapist

November 22, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 174

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I just read Bill Cosby was canceled by David Letterman and Queen Latifah shows. Nik, is it true that he’s a rapist or is it a gold digger out for fame?

Does a Bear sh*t Jell-O?- nik



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