Sword Case Needs Some Touch Up

July 28, 2014 Miami, Sword Case, The Dirty 51

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here’s Sword Case in Beach Bunny’s show last week. As you can see it looks like her Plastic Surgeon needs to make a couple touch ups.

Wow, Sword Case looks terrible. I had a bunch of buddies sitting front row for this show and they said Beach Bunny had the ugliest girls this year. I blame the hair and makeup staff.- nik



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Hot/Crazy Matrix – A Man’s Guide To Women

July 28, 2014 Hermosa Beach, The Dirty 30

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, Long time lurker. A buddy forwarded this link to a brilliant video describing the acceptable range of hot v. crazy in the women one dates/marries. Neither I nor my friend had anything to do with the making of this video, I just thought it was brilliant and tracked with many of your teachings (although your tastes would push the acceptable minimum threshold on the hot scale at least 2 points higher than the video suggests). Enjoy!!!

Very educational.- nik



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Chewy’s Insecurity Is Pure Entertainment

July 28, 2014 Chewbacca, Hollywood, The Dirty 152


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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it’s always fun to see desperate fakeass hookers plead for attention with plastic surgery and photoshop, but Amanda L’hommedieu (aka Chewbacca aka Chewy aka Hairy MANda) has just taken it to a whole new level. It’s dirty and classless when you live a lifestyle like Chewy (prostitution, stripping, using married men, going no where in life blah blah the list goes on) but its just pathetic when she feels the need to f*ck with her man face and body surgically and via photoshop on her phone. Zoom in and have a laugh at her like everyone else. Poor Amanda is so insecure and delusional. I guess she will have to hit absolute rock bottom before she realizes she is a nobody and in 5 years when her plastic work sags and she’s old used up garbage and no one will give her a second look, she will at least have photo shopped pics to reminisce. You should definitely have her explain this faux pa! Her photoshop fail in the “W” pix is hysterical. She must have forgotten to shave off her stretched elbow work to make her midsection appear small. Poor poor chewy, you are pure entertainment.

Maybe she is double jointed?- nik



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Sarai Rollins Didn’t Always Look Like This

July 28, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 23

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this is the Sarai Rollins that I know. Check out what she looked like before her face and lips were full of fillers. Some guys on here think her face looks too plastic, but would they prefer her this way?

Sarai Rollins looks much better under the knife and with blonde hair. The past is the past.- nik



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Fake Equis And His 10s

July 28, 2014 Fake Equis, Hollywood, The Dirty 105

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, who said Hairy Equis doesn’t hang with 10s! If you pay, I mean bribe, I mean get 10 “1s” to take free alcohol at your table you’re technically with a ten. I’ve never seen a bunch of uglier chicks, even in a club, Hairy Equis’ game is going downhill faster than his credibility, the only way I see him stopping his slide is to finally sack up and agree to an interview with you. What’s it gonna be Hairy Equis? Maybe TheDirty community will chip in for a free lasering session so you can fin your legs!

I feel like all these women support womanizing.- nik



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Who Is Monica Ambrosio

July 28, 2014 Chicago, Miami, The Dirty 98

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl ‘Monica Ambrosio’ posts a bunch of pictures on facebook yet almost seems that no one commenting knows her and the only picture she ever takes is with her cousin, ‘Natalie Cerello’, who also has a very similar and sketchy Facebook account. She never checks in anywhere, never has any friends around her besides her cousin, is frequently in Miami, doesn’t look employed and I have never, ever seen her or her cousin out before. Who is this girl? I smell catfish.

Monica Ambrosio is really good at sucking in.- nik



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Nik, Your Move Is Starting To Impress Me

July 28, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 24

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I like yourself was a die hard Laker fan. When you said you where becoming a Knicks fan, I cursed at you for being so weak and ditching your team just cause they are about to go through some rough times… well after they signed Byron Scott to coach them, I myself sat my family down and have decided we are burning every single piece of Laker history in our home and going to be rooting for the Knicks from now on. Thank you Nik, you made me realize it can be done. Lakers SUCK!!!

HAHA! They paid Byron Scott 17 million dollars. I’m so glad I’m a Knickerbocker.- nik



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Demi Lovato Continues To Disappoint

July 28, 2014 The Dirty 14

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Click Here to see Demi Lovato’s new even shorter hair… No wonder her Disney friends left her ass in the dust!!



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