How Do I Get A Girl Like Valeria Orsini

September 11, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 132

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, if I’m just a regular Joe making around 70k a year is there anyway to end up with a hottie like Valeria?  She is perfect but I feel like a girl like this deserves the best in the world.  Obviously 70k per year can’t cut that for her.  So is there anyway?

NO! Girls like Valeria Orsini don’t date men, they date wallets. You need at least 4 million cash in the bank… the good news is looks don’t matter.- nik



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Savannah Ruined Herself

September 11, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 175

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl not only has a pretty face but her body on some next level sh*t as well… but damn does that neck tattoo ruin it all.  WHY????? Why, would she go do that to herself.  Ugh, I don’t get it.

I don’t even want to write anything. I’m so disgusted. Put some clothes on or LaserAway your neck… you seriously have to make this chick wear a turtleneck to sleep with her.- nik



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Drake vs. Lil Wayne Concert Tour

September 11, 2014 Aurora, Bellevue, Boulder, BYU, Colorado, Colorado Springs, Colorado State, Denver, Oregon, Oregon State, Portland, Provo, Seattle, Tacoma, The Dirty, Vancouver, Washington, Washington State 15

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The joint headlining tour marks the first time the two artists have toured together. Get your ticket now!

Click here to get your TICKETS for tonight’s show at USANA Amphitheatre in Salt Lake City!!

Click here to get your TICKETS for September 13th show at Sleep Country Amphitheater in Portland!!

Click here to get your TICKETS for September 14th show at White River Amphitheatre in Seattle!!

Click here to get your TICKETS upcoming shows!!



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HDBB Is A Milf Now

September 11, 2014 HDBB, San Diego, The Dirty 29

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, wanted to update you guys on Lauren aka HDBB.  She is looking better than ever after having her kid.  She just has that sexy mother glow and those +2′s got even bigger.  Love it.

Honey Double Boo Boo looks terrible. Why would she even take these pictures?- nik



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Celebrity Gossip: Blogroll

September 11, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 47

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Click Here to read about Farrah Abraham’s breakdown on Couples Therapy Reunion!!

Click Here to see Jessica Alba leaving hotel in SoHo.. I have to say, I’m loving the dress on her!!

Click Here to see Chrissy Teigen… someone explain to me why she is considered a supermodel!!

Click Here to read my thoughts on Robert Pattinson and if he is able to play other characters!!



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Vegas Dave And GoDaddy Are No Longer A Couple

September 11, 2014 GoDaddy, Las Vegas, The Dirty 707

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, check out who got dumped!!! Vegas Dave and GoDaddy are no longer a couple.  Last night he threw her out of his house and is on IG selling her 5k purse for half off that he just bought this week.  I’ve always had doubts about all these Vegas girls really being hookers… but proof always come out.  Thank you Dave for proving that GoDaddy is a hooker once and for all.  Here is my thing, how can he talk sh*t about her being an escort, when its obvious he pays for escorts?

Dave, thank you for verifying what GoDaddy does for a living.- nik



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Is Sarah Stage That Hot

September 11, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 74

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my boyfriend follows this girl on IG and likes every single picture she posts.  I asked him what his fascination with her is and he straight up told me that “she is my ideal wife”… life WTF?  That is TMI and now I feel like sh*t when my man looks at me.

Sarah Stage peaked 6 years ago. Now she looks masculine to me.- nik



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How Is This Guy Famous

September 11, 2014 New Orleans, The Dirty 118

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Jon Taffer claims to have opened or fixed 900 bars in his lifetime, if he started at 18, that is 1 every 2 weeks. He claims he is 1 of 2 in the nightclub hall of fame. What he doesn’t tell you, is that he owns the night club HOF. He claims he started at the Troubadour in LA, but know one has ever heard of him or remembers him. Is this guy just in his own reality of tv, or is he actually a bar guy, he has never had his name on a liquor lic. I was just seeing if you knew anything about this loser.

I have never heard of him and he doesn’t wear an eye patch.- nik



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