The Dirty | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 8

U.S. And Cuba Seek To Normalize Relations

December 17, 2014 The Dirty, Washington DC 41


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, the United States and Cuba will start talks on normalizing full diplomatic relations, marking the most significant shift in U.S. policy toward the communist island in forever. How do you feel about this? I think its awesome for both countries and now I feel like the MLB is going to have even better baseball players, since the Cubans won’t have to run away from their country.

I can’t wait to party in Cuba.- nik

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Why Every American Should Be Armed

December 17, 2014 The Dirty 254

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is another great example why everyone should be armed. In Alabama these homeowners had their stuff burglarized. A few days later, they saw the people that robbed them and were able to hold them at gunpoint until the police came. If they had no guns, these scumbags would have gotten away and ruin a few more families Christmas. Protect yourselves people. Get a gun.

They could have just called the cops. Guns kill people, that is all I know.- nik

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Who Are These Two Kidding

December 17, 2014 Las Vegas, Scooby Snack, The Dirty, Thickness 244


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, who are these two girls trying to fool?  Just because you go to church, doesn’t mean you don’t use men for money.  I’m surprised they don’t burn when they enter the church.

I’m more surprised Thickness gets more likes than Scooby Snack.- nik

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Amanda Runcer Does Not Look Like This In Person

December 17, 2014 Edmonton, The Dirty 81


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl needs to be called out for more than editing her pictures. Everyone knows Amanda Runcer doesn’t look like her pics in person. There’s a lot of stupid ass guys out there who actually think this girl is a goodie goodie. Idiots.

Her lips = perfect Snail’s ass. Kissing her probably tastes like escargot.- nik

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Abigail Ratchford Is Lying About Her Age

December 17, 2014 Hollywood, Scranton, The Dirty 89


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, 26 year old confirmed escort Abigail Ratchford is a pathological liar.  She never posts throwbacks on IG due to the fact that she was born in the 80′s and had a flat chest until three years ago. After a quick google search, it is easy to see that she also lied about competing in Miss Pennsylvania pageant. The Miss Pennsylvania website has the top thirty contestants from the previous decade, along with photos, bios and the talent they performed. Abigail claims to have been a top 15 finisher, and that is a straight up lie. Flopping your fat around doesn’t count as talent, if Jamie ever matures he will realize that. Until then he can play dumb about the late night meetings with clients in sh*tty hotel rooms for shoes.

Her name is ‘The Office’. Let her close deals Scantron style please. #Haters.- nik

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Does It Bother You TMZ Never Gives You Credit

December 17, 2014 Hollywood, House Of Crayons, The Dirty 36


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have a question for you.  So in the past 3 months I have seen TMZ run stories on 3 Dirty Celebs that you have made famous.  First it was Abigail Ratchford aka The Office, then Dan Bilzerian aka Fake Equis and now Elke The Stallion aka House Of Crayons.  None of the stories mention that these people are famous/relevant is because of and the exposure they got from there. Does Harvey hate you?

It has nothing to do with Harvey. We build these characters up and they become famous…TheDirty gets them laid at a higher level because of the exposure. Then these Dirty Celebs showcase this level which gives them access to TMZ. We are just a feeder system to infamy.- nik


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Can You Answer This For Me

December 16, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty, Would You? 165

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t mean any disrespect to your beautiful wife, but can you just do a would you for me? This is Bibi and she is a Goddess, hands down the hottest woman on earth. I wanted to see if you were still a single man, would you?

Answer: No, Polish chicks are terrible at sex.

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Escort Alexia Lauren Carrillo Steals 100k From Client

December 16, 2014 The Dirty, Westside-AZ 31

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Alexia Lauren Carrillo stole 100k in cash last week with the help of some guys last week in Avondale, AZ. She was on thebackpage website under the name “Melissa” which was an identity stolen from a Texas women. Now she is in jail but her accomplices are still on the loose. I figured you and the DA would love this story Nik.

Who pays 100k in cash for sex? I don’t get it.- nik

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