Eunice Fixed Her Uniboob

July 20, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 24


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, remember Eunice’s uniboob she got them “fixed” and they now look like squareboobs, how pathetic she just needs to give up, not to mention her boyfriend is Sancho Van Ryan.

Eunice Kaye let the puppies settle before you flash them. I feel bad for your collar bone.- nik


Eunice Kaye has the Worst Boob Job in Vegas

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I’m Not A Fan Of Taniesha Sampson

July 20, 2014 The Dirty, Vancouver 130

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is named Taniesha Sampson, and she is literally the biggest sl*t in British Columbia.. She’s sick in the head, she is a sloot and she doesn’t know how to keep her legs shut. I hate her because of what she literally put me and my friends through, don’t tell her who you like because she might go f*ck him too, she swings both ways and she may have DRD so stay away from her.  She is completely disgusting I can’t stand her.

Taniesha Sampson looks kind of Piggy to me.- nik

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You Are Blind Nik

July 20, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 123



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you said Jean Watts wasn’t hot… dude you need glasses, this girl is f*cking perfect and has not one flaw.  I would literally do anything to be with her.

Why does she need all that clown make up? And can we remove the collarbone mole… it’s all I see.- nik

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Celebrity Gossip: Blogroll

July 20, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 18


Click Here to see V. Stiviano showing off her $40,000 Hermes bag!!

Click Here to Selena Gomez looking good in Italy!!

Click Here to see Kate Beckinsale at LAX!!

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Miss California 2013 Does More Than Hold A Title

July 20, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 50


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Dawn Rodrigues was Mrs. California 2013 – and believe me you will never hear her not bragging or talking about the pageants she has been in. She is also a “corporate flight attendant”. Or at least that is what she will tell you. In reality, she is a madame. She will get you any girl you want (as long as she is from the Santa Clarita Valley area) and for the right price, you can have her. According to her profile on various flight attendant hiring websites, she is a “…discreet professional…[specializing] in providing first class service to celebrities, athletes, politicians, corporate executives, families and high net worth individuals.” It may all seem innocent but this woman has been around the block and it’s time for people to know who she really is and that her “perfect” family and life is not what it seems.

A married Cougar pageant? Seems like a waste of tax payer dollars if you ask me.- nik

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This Guy Is So Fine

July 20, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 163

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I came across this guys pics on IG and he’s very attractive. His body is on point and his eyes are perfect, I kind of like the before all the tattoos but hey either way he’s a hottie, we need more hot men on TheDirty.

Eye color contacts for sure.- nik

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Thank You Playboy For Gemma Lee Farrell’s Delusion

July 20, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 102

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I just want to thank the dying brand of Playboy for making this average girl Gemma, so damn full of herself like she is the hottest thing to ever breathe… nothing is special about her and she looks like every other girl out here.  Lame, c’mon girl be original.

That is the problem with brunettes, they all look the same and have zero personality.- nik

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Malpractice Got Catfished

July 19, 2014 Denver, Malpractice, The Dirty 52


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Malpractice has admitted to getting “Catfished” a year and a half ago. She apparently became best friends with this girl “Kiersten” whose dad was supposedly a sports attorney.  They never face timed, just talked on the phone, texted and used Instagram.  She thought this girl was going to hook her up on NYE with a pitcher from the Yankees. Needless to say, when Malpractice contacted the pitcher online, he didn’t know who this Kiersten chick was.  Who she really is is a 300lb chick..not the hot blonde Malpractice thought she was.  I would like to find this Kiersten chick and shake her hand for a job WELL DONE!  Fake Tits, Fake Hair, Fake Nails, Fake Friends! It doesn’t get much better than this. It is just more proof that she doesn’t have “actual real friends” here in Denver.

I have to know who the Yankee pitcher is. What’s the 411?- nik

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