THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet media wh*re Jennifer Nicole Lee.  She is a cougar running around Miami thinking she is the hottest thing out here.  Personally, she looks like Jessica Burciaga’s mother if you ask me.  Yes, she is totally hot and fit, but needs to realize her age and maybe act like it.  Wanted to see how hot you think she is Nik, especially with the talent here in SoBe.

She looks decent for a women in her late 40′s.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I thought Steph Ly was hot when she got posted but after seeing her video she made with her BF, I’m totally in love with this chick.  She is the epitome of a classy lady, who yet is a freak between the sheets.  Now knowing this information Nik, would you still not with her?  I mean she is best of both worlds.

Smells like Noodles. I’m out. She is all +2′s, don’t be fooled.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Vernesa Toroman and the girl is getting very popular on blog sites.  I’m not hating or anything but I just don’t get it and don’t see what the hell is so special about her.  Everytime she posts something there is a ton of guys kissing her ass and telling her how pretty she is.  I just don’t see it.

Vernesa Toroman is the perfect candidate for a head transplant.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these are the posts from just the last few days. It amazes me how she can run this service to Dubai for these girls! She makes bank doing this and its as discreet as the sail shaped hotel there. Her recruiting skills are second to none in my opinion. If that new SARS like virus makes it back to the US we know who to blame.

What the girls don’t know is that Natalia gets around 30k per girl she brings for the Prince… and only gives the girls 5k.  She is a genius.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, going to keep this very short and straight to the point.  I just celebrated my 21st birthday in Las Vegas last weekend.  My boys knew how obsessed I was with AIM and they all pitched in and booked her for me.  It was the best hour of my life.  I literally came twice in 1 hour.  I usually last 15 min at least but AIM has the magical touch.  I’m telling anyone going to Vegas, get on Eros (just google it) and you can get her escorting services for 500/HR.  I’m in a love.  No, joke.

Once again please understand TheDirty.com is not Yelp.com for escorts. Please only submit AIM for body fluctuation purposes.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so my dumb ass now EX fiancé told me he was going on a vacation with all his boys… the whole time he was there he barely spoke to me and seemed to have no service anywhere, which didn’t stop him from posting on twitter all day long.. When he got home, I went through his phone and come to find out his boys and him took a bunch of hookers to Mexico… Here was his “date” Adrianne Nicole.  I did my research on her and could not believe it, my fiancé chose to spend a vacation with this bootleg Kim K?  And check out that ass, that has to be one of the most disturbing things I have ever seen.  Watch out girls, this hooker doesn’t give a f*ck if your man is taken or not.  I will never in my life trust another black man, this is the 4th time I have been cheated on and every time its the black athlete that plays my ass.  This is what I get for being a gold digger though, I can only blame myself at the end of the day.  Will I ever find love Nik?

Her tattoo looks like World War Z.- nik