THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know you usually don’t get these types of submissions, but this one is definitely needed.  Dear Raquel Bettencourt I would just like to inform you that you have a LIFETIME ban from AV Nightclub in Hollywood.  Your kind is not welcome here.  You are a FIRE HAZARD to society!

Don’t feel bad Raquel… I have a lifetime ban too. The owner Jayde Nicole is a hater.- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t understand what all the hype about Elaine Alden aka Chin-Chilla is? Look at these old photos pre-plastic surgery. She looks like a cheap stripper with her neon-colored lingerie and Wal-Mart force field. Even with all of the make-up and photoshop in these pictures, I still don’t find her attractive. She is all plastic surgery, angles, photoshop, and Mac force field. Without those things, she would be nothing. She got lucky with Landry.

She didn’t get lucky. Chin-Chilla planned out her life… no accidents. Each procedure had a purpose.- nik

Here is the replay from Nik Richie Radio. My guests Abbey Wilson and Joe Francis are currently the stars of Couples Therapy on VH1. Make sure you watch the second segment as I go one on one with Joe Francis. He clears the air on the Hollywood Reporter article and shares his thoughts on Stephen Galloway.

**Update: http://www.okmagazine.com/news/dont-call-him-crazy-joe-francis-spitting-mad-about-trial-rails-reporter-talks-sex-tape-and-kids

I read this article today by OK magazine and I still can’t tell if they love me or hate me?- nik

RUMOR FIX: Displeased with the way THR made him out to seem, Joe tells The Dirty’s Nik Richie that he was set up and accuses the reporter of egging him on and saying something he really didn’t mean.

Francis reveals to Richie, “At the end of the interview [Galloway] would say ‘God, they’re [the jury] is so stupid,’ so I go like, ‘Yeah they’re stupid,’ and I got more excited about i t… and by the end I was saying, ‘Yeah they’re retarded’– and I made the joke, yes.”

The 40-year-old playboy adds, “I’m sorry for my comments because they were taken out of context. I’m sorry, but that reporter screwed me!”

After his quick apology, Francis concludes, “They [THR] made me look like a complete a-hole. And understand– this guy Steven Galloway is just a real douche bag and he’s a liar too!”

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Joe Francis was so dumb for trusting this Stephen Galloway guy. The Hollywood Reporter obviously has no class (watch the second segment of NRR to see what Joe really told Stephen Galloway of The Hollywood Reporter as he left).- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik — Love the site! I need advice..So I met this guy on CraigsList for a sugar daddy/baby relationship. Let me say — I do NOT need the money.. it’s more of a fantasy for me to hook up with an older guy and get money (I give it away for free so why not get some cash? he’s 35 I’m 22). Anyway, he’s married, which I didn’t mind (less drama), and we talked for a week and planned to meet for Lunch this week. The day before we are supposed to meet he is completely ignoring my texts. I wound up calling the restaurant and they didn’t have a reservation under his name. When I called him out he finally answered and gave some lame excuse.

My question is– WHY would a married man give out his real name (Googled & LinkedIn confirmed), the town he lives in..details about his life..send me FACE and GREG pictures if he didn’t really plan on meeting me? He kept saying how excited and nervous he was to meet up..not gonna lie..I was too..so Nik..WHY? Why risk someone being revengeful (I’m totally NOT) and telling his wife (she came up in Google searches with him)? I know I am WAY out of his league and he knows this..I sent him pictures (None X rated) and he had the audacity to tell me he deleted all of them already. LOL YEAH RIGHT. Anyway, please let me know what this man was thinking? Thanks!

Hello… where are the pictures of this man? He obviously got cold feet, good for him and his life.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I feel so terrible when I look at this picture of poor lost Farrah.  The girl has gone through so much and the last thing she needed was to get her boobs redone.  The sad part is she totally did it for you, I admit, her breast were terrible before and I think they look way better now but look at this, its pain stemming from her inner demons.  Don’t egg her on Nik, its just sad.

It’s not sad… it’s magical. I used my superpowers to help fix her.- nik

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