Is It Worth It

August 25, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 100

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I need some advice. My cousin just started seeing the girl on the right. Unfortunately, when I was looking for a 3some while in Miami for business, these two were recommended to me for 3K. (Are these two chicks worth 3K for the night, btw?) Should I tell him? I’d rather stay out of it, but I feel he should know.

I’m not a fan of the nose on the left.- nik

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I’m Concerned About Malpractice

August 25, 2014 Denver, Malpractice, The Dirty 148

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so everyone on TheDirty knows Malpractice aka Tiffany Vine. Sure she has horrible painted on eyebrows, nasty circus looking +2′s , and gross hair extensions, but I’m really concerned for her. You see she use to be really huge (see pictures), but now has lost ALOT ALOT of weight. I think it is great to loose weight and eat healthy because it is not easy. However, I do believe Malpractice has some sort of eating disorder and is mentally messed up. She is constantly posting pictures of all this food on her IG and how she feels guilty. Bulimia perhaps? I think her current weight is a little too skinny, but apparently she is “not skinny” enough. See her goal picture. She claims she has been struggling with her recent weight gain, but it looks to me she hasn’t even gained a pound. She is consistently posting pictures of her nasty +2′s coming out and her stomach sucked in. She is obviously trying to get validation by the comments from random people. It is really sad and this girl needs some serious help.

Don’t joke about bulimia, it’s not funny. Real talk.- nik

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Who Is This Beauty

August 25, 2014 Manhattan, The Dirty 63


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, need to find out who this girl is so I can put her on my “To Bang” black list. Word on the street is she is from New York but is a little selective with her prey. Should I message her on Facebook or just go up and talk to her? I hear she only likes big penis though so I might not have a chance.

She looks like a Tod.- nik

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Rock Of Love And The Devil’s Rejects

August 25, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 86


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Ashley from Rock of Love is at it again, binging on booze and drugs with her emo best friends. All of them have fake tits and fake lips like they just stepped out of a Poison Music Video. They don’t realize how gross they look. None of them have jobs and all they do all day is get wasted and starve themselves to look “model skinny” because they can’t afford food, unless its on EBT. They are all sluts and closet lesbians. they act like their joking when they say they “scissor each other” but they aren’t. None of them can get any from dudes so they just slut out with each other. Someone please tell them that plastic surgery is so 80s and to give up on trying to get more, its only making them more disgusting. The only reason they are half dressed every day is because they are starved for attention and will take it from anyone.

TheDirty isn’t a “where are they now” special. Please submit relevant people. Thanks.- nik

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Red Bottoms Sell Condos On The Water

August 25, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 21

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out the sliver of red on the inside of the heel of the models shoe. This advertisement is a banner on the fence surrounding a new condo development project called “Parasio Bar” scheduled to go up near the Biscayne waterfront in the Edgewater area of downtown Miami. In that pic she is outside, further down the fence she seems to be waiting in her condo for who? Sugar Daddy, John? There are other pictures depicting more wholesome lifestyle scenarios yet in at least one them the same Model/Hooker is still in the background. Welcome to Miami!

It’s great marketing to rich old dudes who want a Miami condo for their side strange.- nik

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What Is Wrong With You Amy

August 25, 2014 Sydney, The Dirty 25


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Amy, aka “Amy Lee Model” or “Amy Lee Summers” makes me laugh. Do you ever look at someone you grew up with and just think – what happened to you? I went to a private girls high school in Wellington (NZ) with Amy and we called her a car ho. She would literally get a guys number and sleep with him just to be driven around the nightclubs in his car. (no need for red bottoms for this girl!). She “hit the jackpot” when she met Marc who “had the best car on the scene”. He bought her boobs. She has never been faithful to him but its impossible for her to leave him because he pays for everything for her and absolutely worships the ground she walks on. Unfortunately I have witnessed Amy cheat on Marc many times, but he refuses to believe it. It is well known that she gave a job a BJ in “Lotus Bar” in exchange for Molly. What I don’t get about Amy is how she is so adamant she is a model and shoves it in everyones face. Going as far as creating fan pages for herself to show off her fake boobs (which she swears are real), injected lips and soft body. She posts a selfie per day to instagram – just in case we start to forget what her face or chest looks like. Honey.. you have made it, we get it, posing for playboy plus size online is a big deal. Please Amy… Wake up!

Real models pay their own bills.- nik

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New Dirty Celeb: Lenny Da Jew

August 25, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 70


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chap here is named Leonard Goldberg. He was in a pic of another post with another Chicago Gay. Lenny is a jeweler in the Gold Coast (daddy set him up). He is nothing more than a wannabe and a complete tool (as evidenced by the pics). He has an obsession with pointing to bottles of Alcohol at clubs. He struggles with the fact that he is short and has an very big need to show that he is an Alpha male. Your thoughts? P.S. More pics to come.

What the hell? Who points at bottles?- nik

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Barista Payton Is Not That Sexy

August 24, 2014 Seattle, The Dirty 76

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik – Payton Scott, Payton Barista, Selene Scott, Selene Hill – anyone know her real age? I found this video of her looking old and wrinkly. Maybe because I only see her in pictures that she clearly over edits and distorts? Anyone know? Her son looks like he’s a pre-teen, why does she even post pics of him with all her slutty photoshopped pics? And why is one boob Frankenstein!?

You can tell she smells like noodles.- nik

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