Riverside Rat Is So Lost

July 27, 2014 Riverside, The Dirty 120

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, didn’t know how else to get this girl off of her high horse… figured I would let her see what the DA thinks about her.

Hopefully next month she can save up enough money for the other gun.- nik

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Who Is This Beauty

July 27, 2014 Moscow, The Dirty 91

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please help find out who this beauty is? By the way she looks I’m guessing Russian and but he bone structure you can tell she has a great ITG.

I love her shoulder… lips, not so much.- nik

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Butthole Tattoo Girl Hates Her Mom

July 27, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 289


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I realize that people have problems with their mom, but when you are a public persona, as she is known for getting her butthole tattooed, then perhaps you should refrain from threatening to kill your own mother. It is a sin to disrespect your parents, period. This is a screencap from her facebook page. I pray for her. Another girl gave her advice, and this girl called her own mother a sl*t. I am so sorry, but it is so disgraceful!

WOW.- nik

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Stephanie McMahon’s Refund Gap

July 27, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 58

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, on an episode of WWE RAW, I saw something VERY horrifying… And I present to you, the refund gap of Mrs. Stephanie McMahon-Levesque… I mean, what in the bloody hell happened to her? Granted she has had three or so kids and she had her implants taken out to breastfeed, but when you are involved in a multi-million dollar business, you would think she could afford to get her +2′s fixed. One of my first thoughts when I saw this were, “What would Nik Richie think?”— Lulu.

Steroid use causes breasts to separate. I decided.- nik

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Malpractice Has To Get It Together One Day

July 27, 2014 Denver, The Dirty 154


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is just plain sad. Why is poor Malpractice always getting fired or evicted out of her apartments?

Because she is not hot.- nik

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Someone People Can’t Handle The Truth

July 27, 2014 The Dirty, Toronto 136

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this thing decided to take her IG down cause everyone was telling her the truth and she couldn’t handle it.  Anyway her little sisters are starting to follow in her footsteps and I have no clue why.  Haven’t they seen what their sister turned herself into?  Poor girl…

I don’t understand how women with Blow Job lips walk around in public or eat McDonalds?- nik


Sara Fabbro Is One Delusional Girl

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Michelle Monroe Only Dates Powerful Men

July 26, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 94

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I met this girl a few weeks ago and have been doing my research, her name is Michelle Monroe and she is super secretive because she has a long ass list of powerful and well known ex-boyfriends. So now I’m curious if we can find out more about her??? Last I heard she was hooking up with Rich Hil, and before him that douchebag Doug Reinhardt, Max Nash (Tess Taylors Ex), and some British CEO of a bank. I don’t know what kind of hold she gets over these suckers but they all seem to fall at her feet… Would You Nik?? All she seems to do is party, get wasted, and keep secrets. I give her an 8 maybe a 9.

She really needs to switch up her drink… you can see the sugar on her arms and legs.- nik

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Kylia Loves Old Town Bartenders

July 26, 2014 Scottsdale, The Dirty 89

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, wanted to see what you think of Scottsdale escorts/hookers these days with this girl on the right Kylia. The owner of the bar I work at used to pay this hoe for sexual favors on a weekly basis. She’s also well known for blowing a majority of the bartenders in Old Town just to keep the free drinks comin. So would you pay a dime for this Nik?

Not feeling the Mole starship on her neck.- nik

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