In Comparison, Courtney Stodden Was Decent Before

July 17, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 76 104,742 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I just finished watching the entire second season of Couples Therapy, and I never thought I’d say this- but I actually prefer the Couples Therapy version of Courtney Stodden. In comparison to the wreck that she is nowadays, she actually seems semi-decent in retrospect. I guess that’s what happens when you age terribly and you screw yourself up with too much surgery. That Dourtney relationship was sickening, albeit entertaining to watch. I laughed when she said her hoochie clothing saves lives. I think she actually believes that, and hey… more power to her! She’s the epitome of ignorance being bliss. On a related note, I loved watching you and Shayne. I found myself crying when Doctor Jen asked Shayne if no one ever allowed her to feel her feelings, and she broke down and admitted that she has trouble letting people in. It was fascinating to see you two showcase that you’re in a real relationship with real issues just like the rest of us. It humanized the man behind the iron curtain, and showed a vulnerable, relatable side of Shayne, as well. I know I’m way late on watching the show, but it was so moving! It was really predictable that Doug and Courtney wouldn’t last though, seeing how they couldn’t really do the same. At least Doug had her in her prime!

Thanks.- nik



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I Want Jared To Take My Virginity

July 17, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 77 108,159 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, does anyone have a hook up or a way to let him see this!? I’ve had daddy fantasies about Jared for years. I met him backstage at a show when I was 16 and cannot stop thinking about him even now. I heard he likes teens? I’m 19 and I would do anything to have him take my v-card.

Why?- nik



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Just Say NO To Drugs And Alcohol

July 17, 2014 Costa Mesa, The Dirty 65 99,700 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is just SO sad! Meet Alix Sexton of Danville, CA, one of CA’s top 25 wealthiest cities. Alix was a normal teenager from a very well to do household until she enrolled at the U of CO, Boulder where she was consumed by “college life” and her new found freedom away from her parents. While at college, she drank and abused to the point where she blacked out almost every weekend. Her parents finally intervened and flew her to Costa Mesa for rehab and then sober living where she made good progress and even worked a normal job in retail. We were all cheering her sobriety until now. Alix is “using” again. She was fired from her job and unable to pay her bills, she is now escorting under the alias “Sasha Wild” in Costa Mesa offering “girl friend experiences” to sweaty Johns for $200. We’ve given up. We just don’t know what else to do.

I thought that was Wild Thing for a second. They have the same aged face.- nik



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Jesicalyn Is Beginning To Look Handsome

July 17, 2014 Cincinnati, The Dirty 28 102,747 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Jesicalyn is starting to look more and more like a tranny each day. Seriously what is with the Mac force field? It looks absolutely ridiculous and absolutely fake and absolutely UN-NATURAL. I don’t see how anyone finds this attractive enough to hire her as the make up artist for the Bengals cheerleaders.

I wonder if she is invited to the Sarah Jones wedding? She might be too old for it though.- nik



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Horny Holly Thinks She Is Different

July 17, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 22 109,200 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is “Holly Brooke” she’s one of the biggest whores in this sh*tty city. People may know her for sleeping with Dave Navarro. She showed everyone the pictures.. Holly there is no reason to be proud to be a nasty whore. She spends all her time doing coke and drinking cheap beer. She thinks she’s hot sh*t because she got a sh*tty boob job like 5 years ago. They look terrible or maybe it’s just her body aging faster than most people because all he does is do drugs with her lame friends who are all little feinds. Stay away from this girl unless you want her DRD.

LaserAway your arm please. I don’t care how much it costs. It ruins your eyes and brings direct attention to your vagina armpits.- nik



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Help Find Jager The Maltese By Identifying These Dognappers

July 17, 2014 Edmonton, The Dirty 129 101,864 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, an Edmonton couple has taken to social media to plead for the return of their pet that they said was stolen off their apartment patio at Whyte Avenue and the Mill Creek Ravine.  Ron and Shannon Carlin have surveillance footage of a woman jumping the fence Friday night into the couple’s patio and taking their Maltese. The footage shows a woman in black jeans and a white t-shirt jumping the fence of a patio and taking the dog out of the yard. She was wearing running shoes with pink laces. The video also shows her with a man in blue jeans and a white t-shirt with sunglasses on top of his head. His left arm also appears to have tattoos. The Maltese, called Jäger, has been described as about three pounds, really tiny and quite cute.

Who would want to steal that dog… it’s ugly.- nik



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Corey Feldman Is Having His Birthday Party

July 17, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 71 107,965 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Corey Feldman is having his birthday party, and he only wants ‘beautiful women’ to be there, and hardly any dudes. He says it is to ‘help the beautiful women’, like they are a dying breed that he needs to save. He thinks he is helping them realize that they are more than just great looks. What kind of women needs reassurance from Corey Feldman to know that they are more than a ‘pretty face and nice body’. He won’t invite real or ugly women at his party, but what kind of message is that? The women that are accepted are the kind of women who are ugly on the inside. Anyone can buy a bottle of bleach and get some old man to buy them implants, how does that make ‘Coreys Angels’ so beautiful? More like, so boring!

Funny to see that Monster is sponsoring this event… can this flyer be anymore janky?- nik



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Selena Gomez’s Boobs Are Real

July 17, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 1 97,903 Views

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Click Here to see Selena Gomez at the Ischia Global Fest in Italy… she didn’t wear a bra on purpose!!



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