Maegan Machine Is Weird

October 20, 2014 Hollywood, Scottsdale, The Dirty 30

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m not even sure what to say about the monstrosity that is ‘Maegan Machine’. The tattoos speak for themselves; overdone, tasteless.  She’s an ‘alternative’ model who in the past for sure has slept with photographers to pave her way, perhaps the same goes for now, but I don’t know.  The guys she dates are weird and creepy, but as long as they don’t question her sleeping around and pay her bills so she can play model – who cares, right? She auditioned for americas got talent and promptly got booted for skewering her face… how is that even talent? Weird.

Is that a mole or is she from India? I do like how her tattoo is energy efficient.- nik



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This Hollywood Bottle Rat Is A Homewrecker

October 20, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 97

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Angelina Sabetta of the San Fernando Valley is what you would call a “thirsty” HOMEWRECKING sl*t. This girl decided she would start an affair with a man who she knew had been with the same girl for years now and had a baby at home. She decided sleeping with this man was alright since he wasn’t the best looking guy, but hey, he had Money, nice cars and lived a party luxurious lifestyle so why not right? WRONG! His wife caught her faster than she could believe, but this was one year ago and can you believe until this very day, this girl is still believing the lies this cheating man is telling her.

She continues to see this man behind his wife’s back, does his laundry, and even cleans his house when his wife isn’t home. She isn’t allowed to post pictures with him, she’s saved in his phone under a mans name, she has to run away like a bitch everytime his wife comes around or she’ll get her ass beat. And as many times as she’s been told to STAY AWAY… click here to read the rest, its really good!!! 

I don’t get, Angelina is not even hot. Why risk it?- nik



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Fake Wakeboarder Brenden Leib

October 20, 2014 Seattle, The Dirty 77

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, alleged “pro” wake boarder, Brenden Leib, is dirtier than he appears! From his online dating scandals to manipulating girls to make sex videos with him this boy hides a lot of who he is. Within the first two weeks of dating him I found a file named “girls” on his laptop. This file contained at least 20 home made sex videos from girls he had slept with. Then when I was able to google him, he had posted three videos on Porn Hub (PussyWake). When I told the girls what he had done, he lied to them saying he didn’t post them. After a few more months go by I realized I stumbled upon a “finance” form with a list of 67 girls he had sex with. The worst part about that is that he refuses to wear condoms! He is the horniest guy around, needing sex three times a day and if that’s not possible, he will jack off at his office desk! When I found the list I also found out that he had slept with a hooker in Costa Rica for $10! But then, more time goes on, and I find out that he had been key logging me for months! I wasn’t doing anything, but I guess he had a guilty mind. After I find out he logs into my Facebook, creates an email in my name, and blocks certain people in my account. So when I find out where the key logs are being forwarded to, I get access to everything he has been doing. I find out that he had been watching his ex’s sex videos on the reg. He is a dirty cheating liar.

I can’t tell if this helps him or hurts him?- nik



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Melissa Ceja And Her Fake Ass

October 20, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 57

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Melissa Ceja from Las Vegas or miissybaby on IG and she has the worst implants that I have ever seen. Her +2′s look like rocks with a really bad refund gap and her butt implants are huge. It’s really too bad because she’s actually a really pretty girl with a nice petite body. Nik, what do you think?

I think you can’t go cheap when it comes to plastic surgery.- nik



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Porta Potty Krista Boseley Caught With 50,000 Mollies

October 20, 2014 Hollywood, Las Vegas, The Dirty, Vancouver 165

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this is Krista Boseley a Playboy wannabe Canadian model who always claimed that she is making money as a successful realtor, which been known to everyone it was just a cover up for her being an escort. She was caught flying into California on a private jet with another Canadian porta potty Gilles Lapointe. Authorities found over 50,000 MDMA pills during the search, along with 90lbs of the drug. They also found $13k on Lapointe and $7.5k on Boseley in cash, both of whom claimed the money was won at Las Vegas’s Bellagio hotel casino… They probably got used for their naivety by one of their clients or sugar daddies as there is no such a thing as a free lunch, you want to travel on a private jet and show off on your instgram that you roll in style you need to offer more than licking balls and spreading legs for cash.

Does this mean Krista Boseley will lose her real estate license?- nik

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If You Are Sexy, Why Aren’t You Posting Your Whole Body

October 20, 2014 The Dirty, Vancouver 46

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I finally decided to delete “Kayy Doll” off of Facebook. I’m so disgusted at how this girl is just an attention seeking hoe bag. Yes you have boobs, no not EVERYONE needs to see them. Why are girls like this such attention seeking whores how can they disrespect their own bodies by flaunting them without even being paid to do so!? Hunny hit reality no one is hating… I just hope one day you grow up and pray that your child never exposed herself like you do on social media. Whores will be whores I guess.

The most popular social media websites/apps wouldn’t be successful without women like Kayy Doll.- nik



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May The Lord Be With You

October 20, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 157

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I just want to give grace a HUGE shoutout for being the worlds best mom! For finally moving out of her moms Slovakian infested basement into her moms property condo and continuing to let Noel stay with her mom! Why can’t you just take care of yor kid? Congrats for being the best sluttiest bartender can be! I’m so glad you see yourself as a sex item and sell your body. We all know you escort Grace Ruben runs an escorting gig lol! Please just please go home and STAY home with your kid and learn the ABCs with her instead of how to make a cosmopolitan. Gracias. May the lord be with you.

Chicago is all about the side boob.- nik



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Nasia Jansen Ruined My Life

October 19, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 275

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, all l I can say is that this sl*t ruin my life. On a hazy night in Hollywood at Playhouse a.k.a ghetto crack den, I met Nasia on the dance floor and she seemed like a cool chick, until she asked me these questions: What kind of car do you have? How much money you make, etc. Long story short, I took her to her house and banged her right away. When she was sleeping I ended up going though her medicine cabinet and finding various medications to treat STDs.  With my head hanging low the next day, I went to the doctors and found out I had a STD you can’t get ride of.  Please put her on blast.

That must be Amber Rose pre-child.- nik



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