People In South Korea Are Crazy

October 17, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 97

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, we criticize people here in America for getting +2′s or a nose job but it doesn’t even compare to what people do in South Korea.  They take plastic surgery to the next level, its very common for an ugly person, male or female to look completely different within 12 months.  I think its genius, because they are just making their society better looking.

That dude gets chicks and gays now like a champ. I decided.- nik



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Yhasmina Tiphaine IG Posts Are Not Saving The World

October 17, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 7

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, DA strong since 2011. Love what you do. Help me put this rich skank, Yhasmina Tiphaine, on blast for being a stuck a biatch who thinks fashion saves the world. Of course she’s a rich daddy’s girl from Puerto Rico who has yet to do anything of value in her life but bend over for men. I met this girl way back when in college over at the University of Miami back when she was Jimmy Graham’s and the rest of the football teams f-buddy. Things coming out of her mouth have included things like: “Kim Kardashian is my hero”…this is back in the day when all she had was the sex tape. Back when was running with the football team she was a bit more thicky thick but since she couldn’t nab one of them she’s lost weight to bang her rich stockbroker friends. She’s just another example of a vapid, narcissistic generation of women who value their looks and money over substance and values. Trips to London, Mallorca, NYC paid for of course by daddy or her boyfriend since the rest of us have to actually put in the work. I’m glad daddy’s money is still going strong in your mid 20s, has Jimmy talked to you since he got drafted? I think not. Know your place as a warm hole and cut the attitude.

I don’t see any plastic parts, Yhasmina looks organic.- nik



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Thickness Got New +2s

October 17, 2014 Manhattan, The Dirty, Thickness 65

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Thickness went and got her +2′s done again and of course is all over social media bragging about them.  I don’t get why fat girls just get bigger boobs to feel skinny.  I feel like if she invested in lipo or even a gym membership it would be a lot better for her. So what do you think?

I think this was a smart business move.- nik



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Is Hooking Legal On Twitter

October 17, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 27

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, how does Lita Chase aka Lita Lourdes get away with pimping her girls so openly on twitter? Is it just a matter of time before she goes down like Heidi Fleiss and her client list and “model” list get exposed?

Direct Message is a game changer.- nik



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Raiderettes Secretly Celebrate Lawsuit Victory

October 17, 2014 Oakland, The Dirty 24

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, any and all Raiderettes blast Lacy and Caitlin and everyone else who sued the Raiders, now that they’ve won theyre all cashing out and still not thanking her for fighting for their rights. Whats up with that? You can’t shun someone in public and still reap from their benefits.

Rams, Raiders and Chargers — which team do you want to move to LA?- nik



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Dwight Howard’s New Future Baby Mama

October 17, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Hollywood, Houston, The Dirty 101

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is Dwight “sh*tty baby daddy” Howard’s new side piece of sh*t. She is trying to act like she is above gold-digging yet she is creeping hard with him like a gold-digging wh*re would. Hey Toni aka Bella, whatever your name is you hypocrite, guess what you are number 27 on the list of all the bitches he smashes so get off your high horse. C’mon Dwight Howard you can do better. Really man, a fugly looking peasant with a kid? N*gga you funny!!!! LOL. Hey ratchet girl bring on the stupid hoochie quotes on your social networks about how “people are just hating”, “don’t believe everything you hear”, “I am different”, “I am independent” like the basic bitch you are. I am tired of thirsty Louboutin wearing clowns trying to become number 1 in the lives of these men. It is hilarious though but honey you are just a new warm hole for him to play with. Enjoy all the perks that comes with it and hopefully you will get knocked up, get on a reality show and be set for life because men like Dwight are idiots, pathetic trash haha.

Go Knicks!!- nik



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Hannah Stocking Is A Horrible Girlfriend

October 17, 2014 Dirty Athletes, San Francisco, The Dirty 83

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Hannah Stocking might have a smoking body but she’s a nightmare for a girlfriend. Ever since preseason started she’s caused Klay nothing but drama and they are constantly fighting. He is such a good guy so he is trying to make it work but there is no way he can start the season like this. Nik, please let Klay know everyone will understand if he gets rid of her he doesn’t need to keep up the front anymore.

Klay who?- nik



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DJBJ’s Dad Is So Pretty

October 17, 2014 Hollywood, Las Vegas, The Dirty 53

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, seriously what is wrong with Bruce Jenner?  Like he is totally starting to look like Michael Jackson.  I don’t want to be mean, but if he is gay he needs to just come out.  Its 2014 and no one cares, we are going to be fans of his either way.

Let Bruce go… the dude has been living in hell with Kris Jenner for decades. The Kardashian’s put a microchip in his head, it’s pretty obvious.- nik



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