Come to France


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I see you thinking of moving to France. I highly recommend to leave America in come here. Were no stuck up and the women respect men. Look my girl pumps my gasoline. This is how you say true love. In America the women don’t even talk to you unless you buy them purse. Terrible country. Come to Paris Nik. We take care of you.

I’m like 65% leaning on making the move and I feel you on the purses.- nik 

Gorgeous French Actress Lea Seydeaux


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this is Lea Seydeaux. She was in Inglourious Basterds for like a minute, I guess she’s famous in France? Anyway she’s my girl crush. I feel like French girls are all around better looking than American girls. What do you think?

Lea seems normal looking to me. I’m thinking about moving to France for a couple years. Thoughts?- nik

Red Soles for Red Souls


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, here is the story behind red soles… “Mr. Louboutin came up with this signature red sole when he was working in Paris and would see the Prostitutes working their beat on Montmartre and Pigalle Streets in the Meat Packing District, Paris. At the end of the night, the soles of their hooker heels would be bright red from walking thru the blood.” Isn’t it funny how accurate this is now?

I’m always right = Red Bottoms are for Hookers.- nik

Charlie Hebdo Suspects Killed


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know you posted about that crazy magazine shooting. Well the fugitives got away but 3 of the 4 have officially been killed. Police are still on the lookout for the female because she is responsible for killing a French policewoman. I will never understand religion.

Three blank grenades were thrown at a mosque shortly after midnight in the city of Le Mans, west of Paris. A bullet hole was also found in a window of the mosque. We got a religious civil war going down in France.- nik

Had a Great Ass

php7HGvVy copy copy

phpCTEvfx copy copy

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik This is my ex who cheated on me by sucking a black cock

Lowlife King


THE DIRTY ARMY: big breasted viagra-popping woman abuser known in the south of france as jason kingsley is living proof that redneck backwoods farm boys are drunks, wife beaters, and law breakers. another day fighting people at the bar and running out on his tab. low class and no education once pooped his pants in a suit when drunk. let’s hope when rich women from st. tropez are done slumming it, this lowlife thieving trash will go home to one of the haggard passaround loose bartender nasty. we hear he loves waiting turn for those local lowie box of assorted creams (share with all your friends!) but how many girls saw drunk Mister Softy cry in bed holding his wimpy wet noodle? i think they call your problems ‘impotent rage’ my friend…. so be careful all that viagra might pop the veins in your whitetrash forehead! we like to take photos of him crosseyed drunk because its a preview of what his babies will look like. go back to the gutter from where you came King rat  but your getting fat…so you might not fit down there

Loading More Posts

Load More Posts