THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this piece of trash is none other than Tre Bowman. freshman, #10 on PSU’s basketball team. He’s no stranger to groupie love, which wouldnt be a problem if he didnt have a girlfriend back at home. But from my own experience, I can say that in the bed, he’s not all that much. Definitely a minute man and he tries to use a magnum but its WAYYY too big. He runs through these girls up here like it’s nothin. And its all because he is a ball player.
Notice how he always has his arm around the fat ones. Tre you need to practice on the skinny white girls who you don’t find attractive so that you can last longer. Once you have mastered your craft you can move onto the fatties with precision and determination to get the job done effectively.- nik