THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I think she has been on The Dirty before but Elisha Rae Hanson who is a Portland prosty who goes by britney503 and is a past porn non-star named Alyssa Dior is wanted by the Portland Police for a hit-and-run in a Taco Bell parking lot. She posts ads on tnaboard (she posted one today about an hour ago). I think the Portland Police could just call her for an outcall and grab her. It seems like tnaboard his trying to help her hide from the Portland Police because they keep taking anything about her down except for ads and reviews. Word is she is hiding out at another prosty named Mercury house.
I blame the Mexican Pizza.- nik