THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m a not so attractive by your standards-but attractive by Americans ever dropping standards, 25 year old, married girl. I joined tinder with no intentions of cheating, just there to see if any of our friends are on there, for sh*ts and giggles, and holy mother of god. I seriously feel for women of NC. Tinder is such a f*cking source of “lols” in this God forsaken area. Ladies, if you’re even semi decent looking and searching for a potential “mate” on Tinder, do yourself a favor, get in a car and drive as far away from this state as possible.
Isn’t Rob’s friend a judge on American Idol?- nik