North Carolina Sucks In The Tinder Market


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I’m a not so attractive by your standards-but attractive by Americans ever dropping standards, 25 year old, married girl. I joined tinder with no intentions of cheating, just there to see if any of our friends are on there, for sh*ts and giggles, and holy mother of god. I seriously feel for women of NC. Tinder is such a f*cking source of “lols” in this God forsaken area. Ladies, if you’re even semi decent looking and searching for a potential “mate” on Tinder, do yourself a favor, get in a car and drive as far away from this state as possible.

Isn’t Rob’s friend a judge on American Idol?- nik

Natalie Valdez


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it’s a good day on earth if you haven’t contracted anything from this walking bundle of drd. As no surprise I’ve seen this girl on The Dirty before. She is proud to announce the amount of men she’s slept with and infected. As a guy, I think it’s only fair to warn those in the area about this girl who refers to herself as hot shit. The same hot shit that asked if she could fck two of my friends in the Cary Walmart bathroom for a cigarette. I’m personally not sure what I would be more afraid of, the herps or having my dick cut off by the massive gap in her teeth. But after all, there’s nothing more alluring than the smell of rotten pussy when she walks by you. Thank you for making us men notice the difference between a woman and a cesspool. Stay clean bros! -M

Flight Attendant WIN


THE DIRTY ARMY: So nik my buddies and I were on a flight once & met the coolest most down girl. I tried to find her from a napkin with her Facebook link on it and could only find limited information on her. She banged me and 4 of my buddies simultaneously (why are women never this nice back home??) The best part was she let us ‘oops’ in her as she said she was pregnant (not showing) HEY OHHHH! Nik can you find my dream girl??



THE DIRTY ARMY: Ladies this guy is finding women off Facebook, promising the life of luxury. He claims he is a trust fund baby, working for a modeling agency. His stories don’t add up and the emotional roller coaster is a definite catfish episode. Who is the real Anthony Stone?

Homie Dropper


THE DIRTY ARMY: Timmy Tims has been a friend of mine for 15 years. Lately he has been talking to me (and other people a lot). This is cool, but he has been blowing off his responsibilities with me at the same time. I’m very sick and he promised he would help to take me to the doctor if I needed it, but lately he has been spending so much time with his new girl “Zena” that I had to reschedule two appointments. She has thick thighs and I know that’s why he likes her, but she is no good and I’m sure they both have herpes. Timmy Tim thinks he is real cute, but he got a 4.2 on a rating site. The kid is not cute and it’s annoying that he would rather spend time with a hoochie than with what used to be his main man.

Three Muslims Killed In Shooting Near UNC


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this pig killed 3 young people all for no reason. Its speculated it was totally a hate crime since this happened over a parking spot. Deah Barakat, 23, was a second-year student at the University of North Carolina’s School of Dentistry; his wife, Yusor Mohammad Abu-Salha, 21, was set to enroll there in the fall. The third victim was her 19-year-old sister, Razan, a student at nearby North Carolina State University in Raleigh. Very sad event and I hope this guy burns.

What is going on? This would never happen at DUKE.- nik

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