THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Karrie Burgess takes great pride in her position as a high-ranking IT Auditor for one of the largest companies in the world, Walmart–which itself takes great pride in the wholesome vision of its founder, Sam Walton. Unbeknownst to Walmart, however, Karrie spends her weekends moonlighting as a topless dancer at a South Richmond Gentlemen’s Club, Daddy Rabbits. Furthermore, she spends those weekends carousing with numerous men, at least some of whom (such as yours truly) are falsely led to believe they are the one man in her life. (Meanwhile, I’ve uncovered the likelihood that she is engaged to be married to someone back in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.) When caught red-handed lying about her various carnal exploits on Saturday, December 6, 2014, Karrie ultimately had the following to say: “I have never had a reason to be honest with you.” Whoa. How about for plain-old integrity’s sake? In any event, Karrie is a discredit to the Walmart company, as well as, it would seem, to humankind in general. She very much belongs in your “The Dirty” Hall of Shame.
Looks like Karrie Burgess has been rolling back that hairline.- nik