THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy is A DOUCHE. He used to be in the Navy but got discharged because he couldn’t seem to manage his anger problems and had to move out of state to afford anything. I guess that’s what happens when you do steroids. Not gonna lie, if I saw this 5’7″ knuckle-dragger I’d probably talk crap to him too. What makes him an even BIGGER douche is that he’s swiping on Tinder in San Diego and Houston while his “estranged” wife just had their second child. AND NO ONE EVEN KNEW SHE WAS PREGNANT. Like, the kid was literally born 5 days ago. He’s constantly talking to new chicks and sending them all the same selfies of him flexing in the mirror, which he ends up posting on Instagram and then even ‘liking’ it himself. I honestly feel bad for all these girls that he plays because they have no idea that it’s just a game to him and he strings them along just because he’s bored and gets pure enjoyment out of screwing them and manipulating them. Nik – let’s help the ladies of San Diego, CA and Houston, TX to know to not talk to this guy because he’s still married and the amount of girls he’s sleeping with, you’re bound to catch something. YOU SUCK BRO!!!
I feel like Vincent really believes in his eyebrow game.- nik