Do All Boob Jobs Feel Fake


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I had under the muscle saline but they felt hard as rocks. I want to have a boob job that feels as real as it can get. In your boob touching experience, can you recommend which type of implants are the best?? I’m sick of feeling insecure of my tiny breasts. If the saline didn’t feel like crap, I’d still have them.

I prefer Silicone implants — they are pre-filled with a thick, sticky fluid that feels like human fat.- nik

Appropriating Black Culture or Wanting to be Confident


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl, Milan Cooper of SF State, thinks all non-black women want to look black lately with fat and lip injections. She has a very large ego. I think if someone wants to advocate empowering each other (especially blacks), it shouldn’t be at the expense of putting others down. If people want bigger lips, it’s not because of blacks or others having them. That is what I call insecurity and something a person wants to fix. Big lips aren’t what beauty is about and neither are curves like fat asses or big boobs. Milan has it all wrong. I think she’s beautiful, but her thoughts she spreads are mean. Milan Cooper has such a large following and if she wants to spread facts, then she should keep her opinion out of it. Milan is contributing to negativity. Each person can share their opinion and she has that right, but with many people listening to her, I think she should change her words. I cannot believe that such a mean person has minions.. For a pretty girl, she says the ugliest things.

Sounds like Milan is talking about Kylie Jenner (a former white woman).- nik

How Did Christina de la Pena Pay For Her Hawaii Vacation


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, how did Christina de la Pena afford a Hawaiian vacation? She does not work at all. She lets creepy male photographers come over and photograph her. I’m curious since she denies being a hooker, but won’t disclose what she does. Also, I’m pretty sure arsenic TV doesn’t pay its participants. This girl needs guidance or parents. She’s off track. Every other week she’s in a pent house, Vegas, Haiwaiian. How??? Nik, is she P4P?

Maybe she found a good bundle package on Expedia… a solo trip to help self reflect and confess her sins to the Hawaiian Gods.- nik




Elisabeth Rose aka Haute Rose Loves Her Drugs


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I have seen a post about Elisabeth Rose AKA Haute Rose and a while back, I had my own encounter with her in L.A. I also met her on a dating website for successful men, yet It was not Seeking Arrangement but Millionaire Match. I was a little younger back then and loved to party so I thought she would be a great time. Nik, first off, she looks nothing like her pictures. She is beat in person. We went out to eat and I invited her for drinks at the rooftop pool at my hotel. She accepted and after a few drinks, she asked if I could get her some meth. I was horny so I accepted. She binged on it in my room and after an hour, she told me all about her meth addiction. She also admitted to do cocaine and smoke weed. Nik, sex with her was awful. She was singing, mumbling things and talking sh*t the whole entire time. It was the weirdest thing. I only had one condom and asked if I could go raw on her but she refused and told me HERSELF she has the Herp. I was turned off, couldn’t finish and got her a cab back to her hotel. She asked for 500 for the “cab ride”. I also heard she used to turn tricks and the Rhino and both Los Angeles and Vegas AFTER her encounter. Stay away from her.

The things men do for sex…- nik

iPhone is Now iNarcissist

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I can’t believe where the hell we are at with society. Can you believe this new iPhone 6s has a shortcut from your home screen on the Camera app icon, “Take Selfie” is the first option? Like is that seriously so important? Are people so vein?

Why do I feel like this submission came from an Apple employee? Also, what if you don’t have fingers like Jason Pierre-Paul… can you still use this new iPhone?- nik

Elizabeth Rose Ruined My Life


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this is Elizabeth Rose but she calls herself Haute Rose on social media. I met her on a millionaire dating website looking for a hook up with a hot woman but she has a way of drawing you in. I saw her pictures, we started talking and I fell for her instantly. I wanted to know more about her and we met in person. I did take her on a proper date instead of just playing her because not only did I think she was gorgeous but I also found out she was smart, witty and a ballerina & model. She looks quite different in person Nik, but she was still pretty cute. However, she is demanding, selfish and after a few dates, I saw strange messages from other men on her phone. After talking to a friend of mine that also dated her through the same website, I came to find out she is a sugar baby and truly has no job. She made going on dates and banging successful men her full time job in order to be able to travel, buy designer clothes and afford the lifestyle she likes in SF. Nik, I didn’t have time to get attached but she gave me a DRD. Elizabeth you ruined my life!

How is that REFUND Gap not a red flag to you? OP, if the chest looks cheap….- nik

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