Lobster Sloot

lobster sloot

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Maggie Weinstein and yes, that is her profile picture on facebook. she is the grossest thing that has ever walked the SIU campus and there are a lot of nasty b*tches. she gets wasted every night, literally and SHOCKER failed her first year. not only is she retarded, she looks like a lobster on top of it. this idiot needs to know she doesn’t look sexy, but like a dirty sloot.

That’s a man.- nik

Pocahontas Aka Hannah




THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this here is Hannah one of the biggest sl*ts I know. For some reason she goes around telling people she is Native American/ Egyptian for god only know what reason. Maybe to help her become the model she wants to be? Haha right… Anyways she is the biggest attention wh*re and complains about her life and family and how she has it so bad. Yea right mommy and daddy pay for everything. She’ll do anything to get a guys attention. She gets wasted out of her mind and asks guys if they want to have sex with her. Real classy right? She’s even done “pepsi” just to get into a guys pants and denies ever sleeping with him or doing any drugs. Complete bullsh*t. Why doesn’t she put her parents money to good use and buy her self some dignity and a brain.

Hannah…That’s a lie.- nik

Southern Sloots

southern sleezy sluts

THE DIRTY ARMY: Pick your girl Nik because each one of these hookers are desperate enough and dying to get it in with anyone. All you gotta do is give them a couple beers and theyre down with just about anything. Each one of these girls p*ssy’s are wide enough to fit your head inside. I am second guessing myself that all these girls in the picture arent actually girls . What happened to girls with class? They are no where to be found at siu and this picture is a perfect example of the sluts walking around carbondale. Some of these girls are actually previously posted on your website. But you really need to put them on blast. Especially the one dead smack in the middle with her big ass head this bitch photoshops her pictures to make her body look skinnier then it is. The one all the way to the left is a fat cow btw.

I can only see one chin in the group.- nik

This Girl Is Disgusting

This girl is a walking std

This girl is a walking std

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Cayman Bone. This girl is originally from sarsota, florida. she is the most disgusting vile piece of sh*t ever. This girl will lie, cheat and steal her way through life. She doesn’t care about anyone who it affects as long as she comes out as the victim. Watch out girls, this girl will try and have sex with your boyfriends. She has literally f*cked 20 guys and she’s only been here for a year.She will f*ck anything that breathes and could be considered a prostitute, except she doesn’t get paid for her service. She’s in the theater program, but she thinks she’s god gift to acting. Please, a lot of people have no talent and she is definitely one of them…well with the exception of sucking every guy she meets greg. she claim’s shes the hottest thing around. *puke*.

Why doesn’t she have any hair. With a face like that she really needs something to hide behind.- nik

Going Nowhere In Life

going nowhere in life

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these are the type of college drop outs that are going to live in their parents basement off their parents money with a baby sniffing lines off their babies high chair. Connor and Nikki attended SIU for their freshman year, barely. They would lay in connors bed high off anything they can get their hands on. They didn’t even have the decency to screw somewhere else while connors roomate was on the top bunk. I don’t even think they have a full brain combined. Nikki wanted to have a threesome with connor’s cousin so it wouldn’t be considered cheating, but it doesn’t matter because she cheats on him all the time anyway. Please prayer for these pathetic people. They say that they are going to move out to florida and go to school out there..we will see how that goes. good luck.

Why pray…its the trailer park life for them.- nik

Hillbilly In Carbondale

biggest hillbilly in carbondale

biggest hillbilly in carbondale

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it is pretty hard to be the biggest hillbilly in the city of carbondale, but not for clara. This b*tch cuts up her own white t’s as crop tops and works out at the rec center in them. Maybe this would be okay if she was skinny but she looks like she is pregnant. She probably is, I wouldnt be suprised. People say she has a community p*ssy. She would leave her thongs around her dorm room and the gross thing is the part that goes up her ass were stained brown. She brags that people think she looks like a pornstar which isnt really something to brag about. At least a pornstar gets paid for being a slut clara you do it for free. Everyone she has slept with says that you can make a wig out of all the hair on her body. She is the biggesst skeezer in her sorority which is pretty hard to be because shes an easy dz.

I just gave advice on what not to wear, sounds like she does the opposite…she must be a frat house hero (that’s not a good thing).- nik

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