Photoshop Has Gone Too Far

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, huge fan of of your site. When I saw this video, I immediately thought of all of the whores posted on here that photoshop themselves to look almost unrecognizable. I got a good laugh out of this and wanted to share.  XoXo

This is totally Scooby’s dream girl.- nik

Jody Goetz Advertising Herself


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik! I am usually the last to post something here but this slut has been trying to get in my husbands pants for months. He has shut her down and this cow hasn’t given up! She must need to get laid since she killed her first husband and since our daughters are friends, she has gone after someone in her comfort zone: my husband. He is no angel but cheating with a whale is out of the question. So here it is, she wants attention and now she can have it. You can find her working at Colortek in STL where she is hitting on clients and coworkers and generally anyone with a penis. I can prove she has been sleeping with multiple men she met through work VIA text.

Cheating Misty Barnes


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this doozie right here shows her great mothering skills to her multiple kids by cheating on her husband with her “friend”, sending naked photos to random girls (I know because my friend is a lesbian and she sent her all kinds of super tasty photos that she showed me, lol) she didnt even know her, she’s a stranger and all she had to do was ask and she sent her a bunch of naked pics, ha! Another great fact about her is that her husband is NUTS…a crazed, jealous lunatic that literally goes off on her and makes her cry all the time, what a dickhead. But she’s so STUPID that she stays with this half-wit. She isn’t allowed to have any sort of social life, and if he sees her even say hi to somebody he flips out on her. Any woman dumb enough to stay with that train wreck dude friggin deserves him, lmao. But cuteness and personality aside, she’s a liar, a cheater, and hides that she’s Bi from everybody. Come on now, you’re a married woman with a crap ton of kids, wtf you thinking?!

Empty’s should never be for show.- nik

Kid Dispensing Morghan Harmon Stanley


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this piece of work is Morghan Stanley. This kid-dispenser (she has about 2,300 kids) is the MOST childish and a**hole-ish c*nt I’ve ever met. She thinks she’s hot sh*t but look at her, nose and face lookin like a 52 buick danggg! I’ve been to where shes workin and she does not a dam thing but act like a stupid little kid and be a b*tch to her work mates. Idk wtf is wrong with this Rhinoceros but she needs to leave people the F alone and do her dam job. Not to mention stop reproducing YUCK. I’ve heard many things about her past in the sexual department that her hubby would NOT wanna know about, but one things for sure, she better start treating people right otherwise somebody might make an unfortunate phone call to her boss and let em know about her antics, wouldnt that be a shame?! Nik..asking honestly, doesnt her face make you just wanna recoil in fear? lmao. HATE this slore. Oh and the icing on the cake…she stole money from a friend of my neighbors and used it to pay for a male stripper while her then boyfriend was on vacay, what a classy tramp huh? Idk how she hasnt been fired because she works with customers and sh*t how the hell they dont complain and get her fired is beyond me, but yeah.

Homewrecking addict Ms Whiteside


THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, meet Brittany Whiteside, this girl is just straight dirty, this girl works at a local car dealership where she fools around with her co working mechanics at the shop when knowing they have wifes at home, took me one night to hit it, not only tha post all kinds of dirty things on Facebook as you can see in the pic I submited, she also has a drug problem that is way out of control “hero**n” but can’t afford to have such problems so she sells her body to anyone who hits her up on facebook, the guys at the shop now realize what she is cause she asked me for money too, she just trifilin and the saddest part about this is she brings all her new partners around her son the same night she meets them cause she can’t afford a babysitter, so she says….

Lincoln County Lowlife


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this fat f*cking c*nt is Jess Reno. One of Lincoln County’s finest! She’s ugly af and is also known by many as “A-Cup”. Don’t let the flat chest fool you, though the rest of her is far from flat! This used up ginger c*nt doesn’t go to school or do anything with her life except for spend every night in a sh*tty hole in the wall bar called Good Times. She is 23 years old and lives with her parents! She has a dead end job at Sprint and has her parents pay all of her bills so she can spend her checks at the bar. She even had daddy buy her a car. That he constantly fixes when she wrecks it drunk driving through Moscow and Troy. She dated a guy for 5 years and cheated on him numerous times. She was psycho and controlling too. Always asking things like “did you smoke today? How much? Why? When? With who?”. Same series of questions every day, about everything. Even though she’d be drunk or at least drinking at only noon. Again, while driving or going to work. Dude dumped her and she went even crazier. She was stalking him and started stalking my friend who was his new gf too. She started sending his gf messages on fb then blocking her so she couldn’t respond. It’s been 2 years and these people now have a kid together, and she still tries to start sh*t. She’s been wh*ring around and f*cking all of his friends, or any guy at the bar that will talk to her for that matter. I think she thinks he actually cares? Anyways, this slore has been pregnant 3 times in the last year, All 3 pregnancies she had terminated. She wants to be a wh*re, but doesn’t want to deal with the consequences.

That outfit flatters all the wrong areas.- nik

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