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UNM Slore

November 30, 2012 Albuquerque 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik- Check this- This chic is Theresa Gonzales (Gallardo). She used to do online porn, work at a message parlor (the happy ending type) and strip at Knock Outs (Albuquerque, NM hole in the wall strip club). She smoked mth then graduated to H**oin all while dragging her 3 kids along for the rid (3 kids by 3 different baby daddies). How do I know these things? I read this whores diary? Why are chic’s stupid enough to write stuff like that down? Somehow she stopped using drugs and got a degree from UNM and now works at UNM. She cut her hair short so no one would recognize her (UNM is located 5 blocks from Knockouts). So long story short, i hooked up with this SLORE not knowing her past. She ripped me off, gave me the worst head I ever had AND gave me h***tis. (learned about the hepatitis reading her stupid diary) She can cut her hair, get her education on, but no one will forget her past. Once a HO, always a HO! What do you think Nik? What would you do if a chic gave u he**tis?

Doesn’t look like she’s qualified for any of those jobs.- nik

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Cheating On Her Marine

November 7, 2012 Albuquerque, Marine Corps 9

THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik, this bitch thinks she’s clever. She decided to marry one of our homeboys who was about to go overseas for the United States military….. They had only been together about 6 months and he was head over heels for her and her baby. I feel so bad because for some reason she thought she could get away with cheating with a guy who his friends already knew. From my understanding this bitch (for lack of a better word) has gotten pregnant multiple times by this guy all the while her husband is overseas busting his ass for her and the UNited States of America. She broke up with her “side piece” after finding out that this idiot finally found out she was married and attempted to contact her husband. Her husband deserves better. She’s not only a homie hopper but a conniving whore and has ruined so many friendships for a marriage she obviously doesn’t give two shits about in the first place. I really just want her to be outed so other men can steer clear and keep their noses clean of this bitch.

Sounds like a stand up dude.  The world would be a better place if everyone did that.- nik

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Thinks She’s Too Good For Everyone

September 27, 2012 Albuquerque 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is 32 year old MAYELA GOMEZ, AKA “Angel.” She currently hops around places to live until she gets kicked out or evicted. If she really has no where to live, she finds comfort in the housing projects where her best friend Rachel lives. Classy right? On her free time, which happens to be everyday( because she chooses to not take care of her responsibilities), she likes to chill in a smoke haze, drink, chase nasty Greg and I am pretty sure she likes her fair share of Pepsi as well. The sad part is that she chooses to be a slot instead of taking care of her two girls. Which is probably a good thing because when she does see them, she just shows them what a real trashy lifestyle is. I once heard her youngest talk about how her mom works at a strip club and a man paid her $30 just to touch her leg and now mama makes a lot of money. She actually took both of her daughters to the strip club to pick up her “paycheck” too. How ridiculous is that? Thankfully, at some point this past year, she punished her eldest for wearing make-up by beating her up(her eldest is in high school)and bruising up her face(mugshot included). She now is running from the law because of this incident and can not see both of her girls. Which gives her more time to consume smegma from the nasty gregs she gets with. On top of all that, she thinks that is so beautiful and that she is god’s gift to this Earth… Some Angel right? She is also know to get into bar fights and having bottles broken over her face.

She also thinks people don’t notice her drooping her lip to make the duck face.- n

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July 25, 2011 Albuquerque 7

Texas recognized the FAKE. Will you?

Texas recognized the FAKE. Will you?

Texas recognized the FAKE. Will you?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this is Ignacio S, he is an unemployed loser from San Antonio who moved to Albuquerque, who has no job and tries to use girls with his lame game, so they can buy him things. He thinks its cool to watch porn all day long and then when he gets lucky, usually a drunk girl he records them having sex saying the same bs over n over to all of them. He is such a little Bi**h that he sends his ex the videos to hurt her because he’s gone now and is so insecure because she is a beautiful girl that he has to boost his pride. He thinks he is a tough guy, but really a real man wouldn’t do that right? I never have Nik, have you? Nah we aren’t losers! He thinks he is a great looking guy, but I’ve seen him out and most girls just joke about him. From what I’ve heard he’s a lil small where it counts, maybe that’s why he only records the girls back so nothing little slips out! I had to go out of my way to write this because a boy that goes out of his way to hurt a woman deserves to be put on blast, and he knows who I am and can come find me whenever his little tough guy courage act pops up!

He is literally shaped like a  life size greg.- nik

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No More Body Paint For You Rachie

April 29, 2011 Albuquerque 73




THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, look at this Nasty wh*re( in the green) 35 and doing body paint !!! she should have painted her ugly face instead lol all old and wrinkled, even with body paint you could still see strech marks !!! Im pretty sure many guys know her in Albuquerque ( she is well known for going around) Then we have her old friend( in the black) with a bad boob Job !! both old and ugly as sin!

I’m beyond embarrassed for her.- nik

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April 7, 2011 Albuquerque 51

skunts and slores

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hello Nik. This is Brooklyn “spreads her legs” Mackiborski (with the blue hair) and her nasty friend Jade “f*cked over 30 guys” Fergusen. These girls are the reason why they should put a sign outside of veg that says “dont get drunk, they will take advantage!!!” They both are only 14 and they have more of a sex life then a prostitute. U know how bestfriends share everything?? they probly share the blue wafel!! Brooklyn will be ur bestfriend to ur face but then she talks shit about u behind ur back. Jade is just as bad. 2faced b*tches sums it up. They both talk sh*t behind eachothers backs but are so good at lying that they believe eachother. They are always talking about how people have to grow up but neither one of them are mature enough to say things like that. If something goes wrong in their lives then they blame someone else for it. And i mean why bother wearing a bra?? They have nothing to show off. They are nothing but a bunch of flat chested, barely there, loose cunts. I think these skunts deserve to be this site, tell me Nik what do u think?

Wait, are you sure they are not prostitutes.- nik

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Stevie The Wanksta

March 22, 2011 Albuquerque 0




THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This b****es name is stevvie!! She is the biggest hoe that f***s anything that comes her way!! She probably got some DRDs and stuff!! This b*tch is a wanna be gangsta that claims west side but dont wear the colors!! She dont know what she wants!! She will talk sh*t about anyone and everyone even if she dont know you and she dont back up her sh*t!! She wants her whole family to step in it!! She f*cked a 50 year old man and she is only 19!! SHE LOVES TO SUCK D*CKS EVEN THE SMALLEST ONES LMAO!!

I can already tell you that she has at least 3 kids just by looking at these pictures.- nik

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Perfect +2′s Again

August 23, 2010 Albuquerque, Would You? 5

Perfect +2's once again???

Perfect +2's once again???

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey nik, i saw jaimie from albuquerque up here awhile back in “what +2′s can do for you” and i’ve gotta say her’s might be the best i’ve seen in awhile. they kiss perfectly and are also a great shape and size. here are some recent pics, what do you think?

Her right +2 hangs lower and they are a little flat…boobs on the stomach is not hot, so no.- nik

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