Change Your Clothes Erin

September 20, 2011 Athens, Ohio 11

I REALLY DO THINK IM PRETTY I SWEAR

I REALLY DO THINK IM PRETTY I SWEAR

I REALLY DO THINK IM PRETTY I SWEAR

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl Erin Christian can be found wearing the same outfit every weekend while drunkenly hooking up with all her friends boyfriends. She thinks she is a hot bitch and that every guy loves her but really she all those guys just think she is a guy anyways. Last year she spent her year living on MILL st selling marijuana with her boyfriend who she then went and cheated on with several other guys. The girl has been known to have sex with guys and they cant even get hard for her. People say her vag is so torn up and destroyed its hard to even find the hole. This girl is a boyfriend stealer, an ugly b*tch and a whore. Shes got bad karma coming for her pretty soon. This girl wears a high wasted skirt every where she goes and her fat rolls just fly over it. She is so ugly her arms are covered in black hair. What do you think NIK? Ugliest girl on campus? Definitly need your advice.

It’s like if Casper the ghost went to Mcdonalds every day.- nik 



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Finest White Trash In Athens

January 22, 2010 Ohio, Would You? 10

Finest White Trash in Athens

Finest White Trash in Athens

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this Athens, OH white trash whore is Kayw!n Cur!s. She sleeps with all of the townie door guys at the bars because she’s underage and can’t get in. And these guys are REAL townies, full beards and guts for sure. For some reason she thinks that she can get “any man” to cheat on their girlfriends with her. She parades around Athens touching any dick she can. Her trashyness hit an all-time low when she decided to do “modeling.” Here are her “classy” pics. Would you?

Answer: No way, she looks 30 and looks like she is packing a greg.



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Horse Face

September 29, 2009 Ohio 1

Ohio University

THE DIRTY ARMY: This horse faced Ohio University student constantly makes comparisons between herself and Lady Gaga. Kara, I think I speak for the entire Athens, OH community when I say that you bear a greater resemblance to a horse. You are a standing joke. You are the epitome of the “ugly friend.” You know, the girl who cock blocks you at 1:52 p.m. right before the bars close just because even 10 beers won’t make her look good enough to take home.

Nik – How many beers would it take you to take this lagoon creature home?

There is no amount of beers.  I would rather not drink so there wasn’t the possibility for me to pass out and be taken advantage of by her.-nik



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Uhmm

September 4, 2008 Georgia 5

You should both stop drinking this is be the best your bodies will look ever. Especially Mrs. Piggy on the right you have already started putting on the the freshmen 15.



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InCase You Didn’t Know…

September 4, 2008 Georgia 6

The legal drinking age at every college is 18… I decided.



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Drag

September 4, 2008 Georgia 5

The movie deliverance is starting to make since. There are only dudes and Shims (she+him=shim) at UGA… Gross



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Would You?

September 4, 2008 Georgia 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, with a gun to your head which one would you do to save the world?

Answer: I would take the bullet to my head and pray that they have bottle service in hell.



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Would You?

September 4, 2008 Georgia 6

THE DIRTY ARMY: Models at UGA I must ask Nik WOULD YOU?

Answer: No, the cougar on the left looks like she should be on the football team and the one on the right has a fire down under.



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