THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey nik, I totally saw tis sk@nk at this lame event called Dirty Disco. She was showing everyone her new +2s, what do you think?
I think that other girl is getting drunk enough to go home with Douchebag Elvis.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: This ass calls himself johnny blaze. for some reason tis monkey thinks he is a pimp, but he is far far from it. he f*cks random ho*kers he finds downtown, and its rumored that he has herpes on his greg. he is a pathetic excuse for a man. he once told me he wants to write a tell all book about all his ho*ker stories and the right way to pick up women. i hate him and so does everyone i know destroy this douche!
I see a cane and sunglasses, is he blind?- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Okay, this is Trashley D. She can’t get enough of the cat or of the greg. She has a fake ass weave and her t*ts hang down to her ankles. She brags about her fertile “fly” eggs, but really she is suffering from the clap (keep your fingers crossed, I think a shot can cure it!) Nik, what do you think?
You can only catch it once. Live a little.- nik