THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what is up with girls with jaded pasts always trying to prove they can be the perfect bride and housewife after years of being recycled in the dating/party scene? Meet Sarah. Also goes by her Thai name Sai. As the years go by, her friends get younger (partially because her 3rd husband is younger) and she’s always trying to prove she’s better than them. First off, she’s always trying to look, sound, and act Mexican. Maybe it’s because her dude is Mexican, but Sarah is Asian and white. anyways, she has a track record of becoming just like whoever she dates – no sense of identity at all. Next, she’s a gym rat trying to become one of these buff monsters on The Dirty. All her friends are fat so they are always complimenting her. She’s constantly bragging about her man. This girl is on her third marriage and she’s not even 30. She’s always dissing her exes…But is she one to talk? Word got out she was hooking up with her now fiancé when she was still married to her ex-husband! She’s also really critical of girls who aren’t classy… But sarah used to strip in SF! Take those bad +2′s and boujy attitude out of here. Her husband to be is proud Captain.
Sounds like the actions of a gold digger.- nik