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Catfish Or Not

November 20, 2014 Houston, San Antonio, The Dirty 49


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl talks to EVERYONE in San Antonio and Houston.. Yet none of us have met her? She claims she just moved to Texas from New York. What do you think? Catfish?

Is there such a thing as Mexican Catfishes?- nik

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Ashley Tejada Is The Real Deal

July 15, 2014 San Antonio, The Dirty 116

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, some people were doubting what Ashley does for a living, well the endless flaunting of Red Bottoms on her IG should be enough proof… also you can find her hanging out with any rapper that comes into town, she is a great groupie.  Here she is with rapper Rich Homie Quan.  She dies for the attention.

Red bottoms are for hookers.- nik

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She Can Stop Sexting Me Now

May 8, 2014 San Antonio, The Dirty 54

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this woman won’t quit sexting me. I gave her my number so we can have some fun but after I saw her boobs and the tattoo, I told her to get lost. A few weeks went by and she started texting me again. I told her to quit texting me. What do you think about her boobs?  Click here to see her +2′s!!!

Merry Christmas.- nik

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Alicia Bade Is A Very Proud Stripper

April 5, 2014 Corpus Christi, San Antonio, The Dirty 66

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this walking drd is name Alicia Bade but her real name is Karina. She does nothing but brag on how she is a model, how everyone wants her for shoots. Lol she is nothing but a mess! Always in and out of jail. She has to pay child support for her child she left alone so she can party, do drugs and have random guys in her everyday. She walks around with her ugly stretch marks, horrible boob job and her Wicked Witch of the West nose! She will sleep with any guy that gives her attention.. she gave my boy the cl**. She is gross and most definitely no model!!

I like the color of the bucket.- nik

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My Life Sucks In San Antonio

February 4, 2014 San Antonio, The Dirty 247

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Mandi Garza and she is a local stripper here that swears she is the hottest thing around… well as you can see, she isn’t hot and is quite actually disgusting… this is the type of women I have to choose from and this is why my life down here sucks… we have no clue what talent is or even looks like.

I like how she spaces out her tattoos, like each one has a meaning.- nik

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Watch Out For Ellie Rojas

December 27, 2013 San Antonio, The Dirty 122

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Ellie Rojas and you better watch out for this bitch. She doesn’t like to spend her own money and won’t hesitate to spend yours. After she’s spent your money she’ll pick a fight with you and go find other friends (Which is why the idiot is always getting new friends and never seems to have the same ones).  She is as fake as her boobs, so don’t ever expect a real friendship out of her. She will use you and make you do favors for her, then toss you aside.  She pretends to be a good person by doing some charity work, but it’s all a trap to try and sucker people into thinking she’s not a giant bag of crap.

Looks like Ellie’s chest does all the luring talking.- nik

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Izzy Garcia Loves Taken Men

December 15, 2013 San Antonio, The Dirty 64

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl went to South side High School, prefers her guys taken, or on the rebound. Self proclaimed “Virgin”… honey not with pictures like these. Wants to be a porn star and is getting experience by hooking up with guys. if you areinterested you can find her on IG or Twitter.  Ladies watch out she, likes to pretend shes your “friend” so she can get into your mans pants. Click here to see some hearts.

I’m sorry but virgins don’t have +2′s.- nik

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Merari The “Model”

October 15, 2013 San Antonio 139

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Merari, she loves to think of herself as a “Model” which she obviously isn’t. She’s nothing but a dirty fence hopper who’s here illegally. She’s sometimes married and sometimes single, depends on whether her husband is being loyal or not. She gets her kick off posting a crap ton of tacky ass pictures of her self in cheap $15 Forever 21 dresses and fishes for the public’s approval on Facebook. By day she’s a dental assistant making $10 an hour who wears way too much make up and perfume and by night she’s a terrible mother who pawns her daughter off to whoever will babysit so she can live the life everyone thinks she has. Her entire family are a bunch of illegal immigrants who crave attention. Her sister and mother are great examples of that. Her brothers are dead beat dads plain and simple. If it wasn’t for all that photoshop you’d be able to see her nasty ass stretch marks and c-section scars.  Want her to give her a nice reality check.

At least she is not covered in cheap tattoos.- nik

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