Wednesday 19th June 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

I Ain’t Saying She’s A Gold Digger

June 14, 2013 San Antonio, The Dirty 31 85,445 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Yo Nik. This chick is something else. Hot as hell, but damn near every dude in the SA has had a piece. She has fallen off a bit in the last year or two, got a little plump, but still loves Greg. She is still going strong out in the party scene. Acts like she has money but don’t let her fool you. Dating some 50+ dude named Scott, a sugar daddy for sure, while out trolling for new c*ck on the reg. Just got left by some loser named Brian from Austin. Dude probably wised up. All you need is some booger sugar or booze, get her a little twisted, and this chick will do anything. And I mean anything. Ex stripper from the Palace for sure, I used to give her $50 for a blowy anytime she worked. Even went up to Austin 6 months ago. Same deal. Just make sure you wear a rubber. LOL. If you are a sugar daddy and wanna support her and her kid, I’m sure she’s taking applications. I’d still hit it though, before she hits 40 and expires.

I was waiting for “her kid” part. A girl like this isn’t rolling solo.- nik



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Get Over It

May 30, 2013 San Antonio, Texas 84 6,501 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this girl CRYSTALCHAVARRIA doesn’t leave me alone she claims that i am harassing her trying to kill her , keeps making false police reports. her ex left her 3yrs ago still cant get over the fact that he is with me talks shit on facebook saying he dont pay child support but i drop the money off to her lawyer shes krazy such a liar. she goes to fight me at my grandmas house i beat her ass than she makes a police report to homicide to press charges against me.Doesnt make sense she went looking for me. Claims im ghetto but she lives in a 2 bedroom house with her mom and dad thay all sleep on the same bed weird if you ask me. She a medical asst. thinks shes a lvn lies about her pay works in the westside where she from and says medicade is for ghetto people hello your the 1 crying for money for taylor swift tickets .Now she making false reports that im hitting her daughter she never stops.Its not my fault her daughter loves me maybe cause i pay attention to her. She is worried about me and her ex . Now she say that she has photos of me and for me to stop cheating on my boyfriend lol she says she has a pi(public Investigator) on me and him i dont why he dont want her anymore .im so tired of her ass she is beyond krazy. She previously changed her haircolor the same ass mines and has said that shes going to get the same car as me!!!

Never trust a photoshopper.- nik



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Hot Mess

May 21, 2013 San Antonio 89 8,733 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this fat slob is Michelle Dalmeida one of the west sides finest lol, this ho has three kids from all different dads, classic!! This slob thinks she’s hot and cheats on her poor unsuspecting boyfriend, for the right price who knows what you’ll get. Poor boyfriend should worry when he works nights, you know what they say when the cats away the mice will play, but in her case she’s more of a RAT!!!

Those shorts are one step away from ripping.- nik



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Nikki the Wolfgang Sloot

May 16, 2013 San Antonio 46 6,387 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: nIK This is Nikki. She goes by Nikki Von Wolfgang Bernstein. This dirty south side slut will try and make any guy feel sorry for her by telling them all kinds of lies. She’ll pretty much have sex with an emo guy she sees and is nothing but a fake scene looking wannabe model who’s always thirsty. She lies about going to Trinity University, lies about where she lives and claims she’s a professional model. Nik please put this hoe on blast already. Let guys out there beware of how dirty she is, she’s had about 3 abortions from different guys and acts like she’s soooo inocent. Put this wannabe wolf to an end.

Her hair will be gone by 30.  I decided.- nik



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Stocker Witch

May 15, 2013 San Antonio 80 8,464 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is childish but this bitch vanessa perez has made fake myspaces and facebooks about me. so i feel like its payback time. this is a just a helpful hand to da men of san antonio this bitch is crazy if u sleep with her she will fall in love first night! none stop calls, text message, showing up at your work or house hell she even went to my moms house i had a girlfriend she scared her off i got another girl my chick boxed dat hoe n she still wont leave me alone she into lildo kids i was 15 and she 19 now im in my 20s bitch has a baby by another man and she still trying to fuk wit me fuk this ugly ass bitch

What does she stock…shelves.- nik



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Natasha Koenigseder

May 14, 2013 San Antonio 7 5,376 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik I just wanted to put Natasha on blast! This girl is engaged to be married and keeps going back to her ex bf to try to get back with him. Suprise CRAZY! He has moved on! How about stop being a skanky bitch get that idea out of your head that you’re so great that everyguy is going to want you. You might pass as pretty and a nurse but, still doesn’t change that you are a retard when it comes to guys. Nobody wants a lieing, immature little girl who is in her 30′s. I feel sorry for your fiance. If I were him I would drop you and get myself a real woman.

He must have a thicker seat cushion (wallet).- nik



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