THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Nicole.. umm, sorry, Skyler. She was making the rounds for the last few months of the clubs trying to pick up guys from the various tables. According to her, she had been kicked out of her apartment and was broke. She had been stuck in Miami for a few months and had been calling everyone for cash, because the escort agency there hadn’t paid her. Well, as everyone knows, she’s hooked up with Sharkey, the current homeless promoter who has been begging for jobs left and right, when he’s not getting arrested at town square for shop lifting. It’s time for the clubs to put these guys on a poster and stop letting them in. Just this past week they went to Beacher’s Madhouse and according to a VIP host there, started going to people’s tables and trying to get free drinks — and eventually got kicked out of the club. Not sure who to feel worse for, but they are definitely made for each other.
Two wrongs don’t make a right.- nik