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What Is Wrong With Skyler Haze Lately

November 30, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 73

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, can someone tell me what is wrong with Skyler Haze lately? Like posting this hideous picture of herself with out makeup. Her lips still make her look like a trout and something is going on with her eyebrows in this picture. Seriously, at least put on a little bit of makeup (don’t cake it on) before you upload something like that. Oh yeah, and for god sakes, cover up those hideous melons. The only people who want to see that are 40 year old Pervy men who still live with their mothers.

Ever since Sharkey dumped her…she has been weird. I think she is depressed.- nik



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Skyler Haze Has A New Man

September 3, 2014 Las Vegas, Miami, The Dirty 96

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, here is Skyler Haze with her “friend” is Miami.  We aren’t stupid girl, while poor Sharkey sits in jail, you are out with other dudes and pretending they are just friends.  I hope Sharkey breaks up with you when he gets out.

I hope Sharkey finds God in prison.- nik



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Skyler Haze Is Crazy

August 4, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 153

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know this chick Skyler Haze aka Nicole Raccagno is pretty well known on TheDirty. She is now selling headshots all over her Istagram for $40 for non-nudes and $60 for a nude (which includes an autograph). Does this chick really thinks she is famous? I think she thinks she is Pamela Anderson or something. Even though I wouldn’t even pay a $1 for her autograph.  Doesn’t seem like she is missing Sharkey at all.

Does she have kids? I see a C-Section scar.- nik



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Lindsay “Barbie” Mendolera Is Delusional

July 24, 2014 Buffalo, Las Vegas, The Dirty 348

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl needs serious help. Looking past all the makeup and fake hair, someone needs to open her eyes. She’s constantly posting that chicks are after her man and that they constantly text him, but HELLO how do you think they get his number?? Get your head out of your ass Lindsay, your man is PLAYING YOU. Put some clothes on, wash your face, and love yourself.

She looks like a Skyler Haze knock-off.- nik



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Skyler Haze Is A Pathetic Drama Queen

June 3, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 197

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, as we all know that fugly escort extraordinaire Skyler Haze loves her drama! After all, she did try to start sh*t by sending in Ben’s convo with her as revenge against SS… but in case no one figured it out yet, it was Skyler who submitted Raquel Tait’s screenshot alleging she was a working girl too. It’s the same ugly glitter puke, for f*ks sake!! How can you sleep at night after posting your “friend”‘s conversation after she passed away, Skyler.  Anyway, Nik, check out the hashtag sorrow Skyler posted on her instagram! That’s what she gets for dating a beta male loser still obsessed with his ex.. Skyler is the joke of LV and ugly inside AND out!!!

It’s actually Scooby Snacks fault Sharkey is in jail. Scooby Snack is the root of the problem, Skyler is just a person who wants attention.- nik



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Skyler Haze Is So Gross

May 28, 2014 Hollywood, Las Vegas, The Dirty 229

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, get a load of these freaks now. Why is Skyler Haze now changing her look up trying to be even more manly? Look at these pics at the pool and tell me what’s up with her stomach. All that photoshop can’t hide that saggy stomach! As a man it blows my mind how these girls can do this to themselves. Isn’t this illegal?! Give some of your secrets to Sharkey and photoshop those lines and age marks off your forehead bro. And PS Skyler those eyelashes still don’t hide that manly mug of yours!

Her stomach is like that because of bad liposuction.- nik



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Skyler and Sharkey Are Made For Each Other

May 22, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 172

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this is Nicole.. umm, sorry, Skyler.  She was making the rounds for the last few months of the clubs trying to pick up guys from the various tables. According to her, she had been kicked out of her apartment and was broke. She had been stuck in Miami for a few months and had been calling everyone for cash, because the escort agency there hadn’t paid her.  Well, as everyone knows, she’s hooked up with Sharkey, the current homeless promoter who has been begging for jobs left and right, when he’s not getting arrested at town square for shop lifting. It’s time for the clubs to put these guys on a poster and stop letting them in. Just this past week they went to Beacher’s Madhouse and according to a VIP host there, started going to people’s tables and trying to get free drinks — and eventually got kicked out of the club. Not sure who to feel worse for, but they are definitely made for each other.

Two wrongs don’t make a right.- nik



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Sharkey Has Found Love… For The 500th Time

May 15, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 89

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Sharkey and Skyler are moving in together and looking at high rises. Didn’t they just break up? Idk how these two found each other, but damn if they couldn’t find a better match. What a great couple of delusional Vegas nobodies. Sharkey and Kina both found the perfect match. Lmao.  Who do you think is better off?  Kina and Ben or these 2?

Am I the only one who thinks Skyler’s face is more manly than Sharkey’s?- nik



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