THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik I have to choose Seattle because Tacoma isn’t an option, but I cannot believe these douchebags have not been on here yet. Nik, please meet Jason (beady eyes dressed as Hef), Jamey (douche in the glasses), Luke (sad, loser looking dude with yucky chin pubes) and Tom, their sidekick (mexican costume). These brohams could not be more forgy if they tried- they share women, underwear, beds, and their butth*les. The only tail they pull is like this blonde thing or Tacoma’s Slootiest Sloot, who they have all banged. They are the very definition of 30k millis- driving rented BMWs and running around on the water trying to pick up beat hoes on their buddy’s rented speedboat during the summer. They all live in apartments, and would love you to believe they are from somewhere other than Tacompton… but they are not. Did I mention that they are all almost forty and are still picking up bottle rats at the Swiss every weekend? Put them on blast nik, or would you like to go out on the rented boat with them?
They all live in one apartment or condo, they have just learned how to share it when one of them gets a chick.- nik