THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Maelynn. This miserable ape-faced slore likes to talk herself up like her shit don’t stink on Facebook then post on Twitter about how insecure she is. She has two kids and two babydaddies and she’s only 22. Her hobbies include flirting with guys she’s never met before on Facebook to make her latest babydaddy jealous, putting down women who are stronger, smarter and more attractive than her, and pretending she loves herself and her life when truth is… she’s miserable with both. She thinks everyone owes her something and expects the whole Tacoma-Seattle area to bow down and kiss her flat ass then she wonders why she has no friends and can’t keep a man. She has the worst teeth and the ugliest smile EVER and can barely keep her mouth closed because her teeth are so jagged. She likes to air out her dirty laundry online for the whole world to laugh at so she can get sympathy and compliments to make her feel better about herself and her shitty relationship. This bitch needs to be set straight and told that she’s NOTHING special, her looks are below average, her personality is horrible, and she’s not very smart. Mae, get a fucking job, get a life, lay off social media and be the kind of woman you would want your daughters to be.