Goodie Good Gone Bad



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, closet freak is no longer in the closet I guess…Good grades in college, used to be a cheerleader, and a goodie good. While going out on her bf of 2-3 years, she cheated on him multiple times including with some of his friends. Last week she decided to have sex with a random dude at a party while everyone filmed and watched. good girl huh? By the way this isn’t your ex, nor any of his friends for that matter…just an innocent by standard from HS who knows of your debauchery. What do you think Nik?

Sleeping with the teacher doesn’t really count as getting good grades.- nik

No Way Is She That Innocent

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Lauren Santacroce, she plays tennis at A&M and I see her around all the time but she’s never in a relationship. All I’m wondering is if a girl like this, who is obviously a dime, is always on the down low, do you think it’s because she’s really innocent or she is just secret freak? Either way the chick is bad.

She is not a dime, she is a 6.0098725 at best. Lauren is probably focused on Tennis right now and she doesn’t need a chick in her life.- nik

What Rhymes With Moore

Moore = Whore

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Alex Moore has grown up in Houston. Went to college at Texas A&M and is and has been the town/city bike… giving out rides to everyone. She is a little undercover sk*nk who likes to give anyone a good ride. As of recently her new endeavor is f*cking a dad who she babysits for. This isnt a one time thing… she is hooking up with him on a regular basis.

If your baby sitting out of college your a sloot.- nik


Help! I'm a trainwreck, homewreck!

Help! I'm a trainwreck, homewreck!

Help! I'm a trainwreck, homewreck!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I really need your help! I’m a complete trainwreck and don’t know what to do. I’ve always battled with weight issues so I guess I’ve had a complex about it and really low self esteem which causes me to fall for ANY guy that gives me even the slightest bit of attention. And for some reason, I don’t know why but I end up wanting what everyone else has (for example my friends crushes/boyfriends). I just cant help it. I recently fell in love with a married man and I was so sure he was going to leave his pregnant wife and kids for me but he didnt! I just don’t get it! I have so much to offer him! Anyways Nik, I really need your help, I have to find someone to get over my heartbreak and really fast too! Could you keep an eye out for me? My interests include long walks on the beach, masterbaiting, taking pictures of myself in the bathroom mirror and farting in my favorite shoe box. My goal in life is to own a little piece of property with a big house I can turn into a cat haven, so all the abandoned, beat up p*ssies (like myself) can run around and play…free of judgement. If you know of someone who you think would be a good fit for me please send him my way! Or if you ever get tired of that wife of yours and need a break from her, you know where to find me. MEOW!

The mental image I have of that house is beyond disgusting.- nik

Am I Still A Sexy Woman

AM I STILL A SEXY WOMAN? I THINK I AM A M.I.L.F....ya'll decide please. BAD OR GOOD.

AM I STILL A SEXY WOMAN? I THINK I AM A M.I.L.F....ya'll decide please. BAD OR GOOD.

AM I STILL A SEXY WOMAN? I THINK I AM A M.I.L.F....ya'll decide please. BAD OR GOOD.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am a single 29 year old Mother of a 11 month old beautiful little boy. I’m Educated, a mean sorta way. I can take a joke, as well as I dish them out. I have MANY haters, but they are my biggest fans, so I could always use a few more. Compliments are welcome also! It’s up to the people. What do you think Nik?

She is bursting at the seams like a sausage.- nik

Brock’s Chick Impersonator In Detroit

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, someone went to a lot of trouble setting up fake Facebook profiles of Brock’s Chick and her Mother under the names Kayla Nicole and Lisa Dinverno, respectively. Their profiles aren’t discoverable through a Facebook search but I’ve attached links and screenshots. Brock’s Chick’s face kept popping up as someone I might know with 24 mutual friends. It finally dawned on me that where I actually know her from is The Dirty, so here you go!

I have about 166 fake profiles on Facebook, so I am guessing Brock’s Chick probably has 300. I wonder how much this dude Kayla is making off these fake profiles. I am guessing Don Todd makes sure pretty handsome donations.- nik

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