The Dirty Army: Nik, I am a 25 year old female with no Instagram and I’m in med school. I've been following TheDirty since high school and it has guided me to become a beautiful, classy, and well-rounded girl. I've been on the hunt for the perfect girl ever since finding this website. After many years I've finally found a girl I think is worthy of submission. Her name is Scarlett Leithold and as far as I can tell she is not p4p. Only flaw seems to be a mole on her hairline (fixable) and her eyes lean green, rather than blue. Also it looks like she already has +2's but they are on the smaller side (also fixable). Please let me know what you think, even if you dont post this submission. I have seriously been scouring instagram for years for a girl that will impress Nik Richie. Please let me know if I'm getting getting close! Much love!!!
Oh Boy Was I Wrong About Vegas Dave’s Villa
The Dirty Army: Nik, I thought this whole Villa thing in Mexico was a joke. But boy was I wrong. VD has his Mexico Villa LIT AS F*CK. Girls everywhere and everyone that is anyone in Vegas is talking about it and how crazy dope it is. I’m mad at myself for being a hater cause I did have an invite just chose to listen to the haters and not go. Next time, keep it up VD!!!
Thanks for the apps VD.- nik
Paparazzi Giles Harrison
NRP goes into the mind of Giles Harrison, one of the top Paparazzo’s in the world! Giles takes us on a journey through his lens, while trying to hunt down celebrities for the perfect shot. He discusses Kanye West, the amount of money that can be made in this business, and breaks down the emotional toll it takes on ones spirit. Tune in for this very interesting episode of NRP.
Shark Tales Found Jesus
The Dirty Army: Nik, looks like Sharkey is ready to get serious about living a real life. I’m very happy for him because you can never go wrong when you put your life in God’s hands.
God Bless Shark Tales.- nik
Pro Athletes In Boston Beware Of Kacie McDonnell
The Dirty Army: Nik, last Friday Kansas City’s most hated WAG announced she was leaving town for a new job on the east cost. Today, Kacie announced on her twitter she was taking her services to Boston as the new Anchor/Reporter for NESN. I personally think The Dirty needs to have a pool on what pro athlete Kacie will hook up with next. Is Gronkowski single?
I'm sure she already has an athlete lined up.- nik
Sabrina Nellie Put On Blast By Her Own Little Sister
The Dirty Army: Nik, Sabrina lies to her rabid fan girls and they have all been dumb enough to believe she’s an actual good mother well it’s finally come out from her own family that not only did she ditched her daughter with her mother and little sister but her son also sees her maybe once a year and lives with his biological father. Meanwhile her idiot ass is busy trying to get pregnant by her this week Bf who also has a child he barely sees. What can we do to force these people to be sterilized it's pathetic and disgusting!
Thank you Ms. Perez for coming forward on Cam Dumpster.- nik




A little concerned about the REFUND Gap in this image (fixable) and the lean green eyes (fixable in 2018), other than that tell me more. I'm feeling it.- nik