Porta Potty Sophie Dalzell In Distress About A Mess Situation In Dubai

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, check out this weird FB update by well known Porta Potty, Sophie Dalzell.  Does she know the Prince is allowed to sh*t on you or whatever he chooses to do to you?  Why is acting like such a rookie?  Suck it up!!!! The smell only lasts for 48 hours usually.

Her friend has the worst REFUND Gap in the second image.- nik

The Hottest P4P In Utah

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, what do you think about this chick? She is P4P out of Utah. Would you say an 8/10?

5.2278819 — too much hair on her butt.- nik

NRP — Brittney Guzman Is A Little Person

Nik Richie finally fulfills a life dream and speaks to a little person. Brittney Guzman of Little Women: LA comes on NRP and discusses her challenges in life as a Little. She goes in depth about her battles with Kylie Jenner and her working career with Miley Cyrus — Sex, drugs and rock n’ roll.

I’m Having A Mid-Life Crisis At 27

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I love you! I’ve been following you for years. I love your brutal honesty. Which is why I come to you today. I’m 27 years old, love my man and my family on both sides. Anyways. I’m writing to you today because I don’t know what to do with myself. I’ve been bouncing around job after job looking for my place for the last 2 yrs. Even the job I’m at now it’s such crap. (I’m a barista) How do I find my career or what I believe I’m good at to make a career. Everywhere I look people have a purpose and do what they love. I can’t seem to find it in me. Do you have pointers on what I should do? I can’t be 27 and not f*cking know myself. It’s so frustrating. Any help would be cool. Anyways you’re the best. Thank you!

You are not sleeping with the right people.- nik

My BFF Is A Lost Cause

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this girl right here was my “BFF” until she tried recruiting me to pay a guy she was giving money too. The guy she’s paying is her DEAD boyfriend best friend! Twisted I know! She really lost all respect for herself after losing her boyfriend. Who post pictures showing off everything to strangers after a sad lost? She claims how much she misses and loves her boyfriend yet she’s out here stripping and giving her money to a guy who is taking advantage of her. “If you knew better you would do better.” I just know her boyfriend is looking down on her shaking his head! I hope one day soon she’ll realize everything and do better for herself!

I’m confused. Who is she sleeping with? And what’s her full name?- nik

Farrah Abraham Is So Delusional


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Have you seen this interview with Farrah at the AVN awards?! If you can get beyond the initial shock of how jacked up this girls face is now from all the plastic surgery, basically everything she says is absolutely hysterical if you’ve been following her since the beginning. From the lie straight out the gate of never being on a “set” even though entire “sex tape” was completely contrived and masterminded by her. Then the guy asking her what celebrity was in the tape had me dying laughing. Bitch, James Dean is more of a celebrity than you will ever be. And to top it all off this crazy girl doesn’t even know who DiCaprio is?! I think this girl has officially left the planet. I know it warmed your heart watching this video, chalk another one up for The Dirty. The truth will set you free Farrah!

She is a madam now.- nik

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