Tasha Reign Photoshop Fail


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I just had to show you this photoshop fail by porn star Tasha Reign. I can’t stop laughing my ass off.

Are you sure this isn’t a Snap Chat filter?- nik

NRP Episode 12  –  Charlie Sheen Exposed - Kacey Jordan Tells All

Just days after Charlie Sheen announced that he is HIV positive; pornstar Kacey Jordan shares her detailed sexual encounter with Charlie during his days of addiction and ‘Tiger Blood.’ Kacey explains why she chose to abort their possible unborn child.

Arizona Cardinal Tyrann Mathieu Got Me Pregnant


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, why is it that NFL players are always whores?  Tyrann got me pregnant now I’m stuck with his daughter (Brylee Zanai Alexander) by the way! He just started taking care of his first born (Noah). The only reason why he’s taking care of him is because the chick put him on child support!!! Otherwise he wouldn’t even bother to watch the poor child. It’s because of his gf Sydni Paige Russell! (SydniPaige_) on Instagram. She’s the most ignorant human alive! Me and Tyrann had sex while Sydni was dancing during the Suns (NBA) game because she is a dancer.

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Wicked Tuna’s Wicked Mama Shocks Us All


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, so last episode of Fix My Mom was a shocker to say the least when Wicked Tuna’s mom Velvet (ugh how I hate that name) tells everyone she was diagnosed with MS like 4 years ago. It was also the part of the show when Tuna who always seems to have alot to say wrote a eulogy for Velvet and I’m just going to say this now for someone who is so about saying alot on social media that was the worst eulogy I ever heard. Guess that Kaplan education is really working out for you. Another thing I’d like to point out is if your poor mother has MS your concern should certainly not be bringing her on this show but dropping whatever you are doing and MAKING her see doctors which while not easy can be done. This woman doesn’t need an intervention she needs her selfish daughter to stop being selfish and be there when she’s needed most. Instead of saying that you ran to LA to further your career and oh sleep w married men. Tuna your ridiculous oh oh this is the hardest episode oh look it’s my B-Day oh look I’m in Philly with Travis shooting for who knows what. Knock it the f*ck off! Your pathetic I now feel bad for your mom and hate you even more. This woman who has given you the world and this is how you repay her. I know me and my mother don’t get along but everything in my life would take a backseat to her if she needed me. BTW Tuna are you gonna take selfies at your mom’s funeral when it does come, like you did at Cassie’s moms? You disgusting Chelsea gutter trash.

I haven’t watched the show… is it any good?- nik

NRP — Charlie Sheen Exposed – Kacey Jordan Tells All


Just days after Charlie Sheen announced that he is HIV positive; pornstar Kacey Jordan shares her detailed sexual encounter with Charlie during his days of addiction and ‘Tiger Blood.’  Kacey explains why she chose to abort their possible unborn child.  

Started From the Bottom Now Miss Jovi Engbino Is Stuck

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this made me LOL. It’s adorable when girls in Scottsdale try and pretend like they are high class. Miss Jovi Engbino AKA Jobi Nicole is perfect example from rags to… nothing but a bottle service girl with no future trying to get rich off of men. Charged with Felony theft, possession of drugs and paraphernalia, not to mention several other counts. You’re new Chargers BF Manti Te’o must be so proud to bring you home.

Manti Te’o can never catch a break in the female department.- nik

Blood Diamond Thinks We’re All Losers


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, a few nights ago I was on snapchat watching these two hoes get drunk when Blood Diamond makes a video saying “we hate everyone who follows them, why would you guys wanna know our lives, you’re all losers.” Uh.. at least I don’t have to sell my rock hard titties to support my greasebag stoner of a husband. And this chick says she’s 21? Looks liks they might both be pushing 30. That makeup makes you look digusting and what’s going on with her lips? Stop getting injections. I can’t wait to see what this train wreck looks like in 5 years. Probably like a melting ice cream cone in the summer sun.

**I follow her on Snap and saw that clip.  That same night, they all got wasted and were driving around blasting music, dropping N-bombs.  She is so white trash it’s awesome. – JV

I got 99 problems but the 909 ain’t one.- nik

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