THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Sheyla from Houston, TX. She has recently been seen all over the TV and is getting those things BIGGER!!!! Would You?

Wooo Wooo Woooo.. Sheyla needs to stop sucking on air hoses, she is swulllled up!  Miss Piggy needs to hop on a treadmill and slow it down on the mall hair!  Doesn’t she know that TV adds 42.71622 LBS!?!- nik

**No, I WOULD NOT!**