THE DIRTY ARMY: The one on the right, yeah, thats James, pretty much the most worthless guy in all of louisiana. He’s dead beat dad and there are very few girls that hasnt slept with. Instead of cover charges at the frat house (where he works)girls have to bang him for the drinks. All of this is pretty common knowledge to everyone but girls continue to throw themselves at his worthless peice of sh*t…I’m just tryin to figure out why…..

The gay version of Starsky & Hutch. Wait a minute those D-bag dinosaurs were gay too!- nik