Date: 2008-07-27, 4:03PM CDT

Craigslist: I am 22 years old, white male, 5’10”, 190lbs, 13% body fat. I want to clean your home for you. I charge only $40/hour and will wash your clothes, clean your home, clean your car, fix your computer, make your bed, run errands for you, yard work, house sit, pet sit, etc. I am willing to do it fully clothed, wearing only some clothes, wearing clothes you pick for me, or wearing nothing at all. I am available after 7pm and before 2am each night. This is not an ad for sex or sexual related activities. Some people enjoy watching other people clean in the nude or enjoy the more relaxed atmosphere it brings. I am very mature and intelligent and can provide a very nice conversation. I am in a monogamous relationship and am gay friendly. Please email if you are interested. Thanks!

WTF?  13% body fat?  That is way to much info… when can you start?- nik