What a tool bag… if you are going to take a mug shot with your cheese-grader face at least look sexy?

Nik Richie: If you were gay and had to be the top for this DUI Douche Bag, Would You?

Answer:  No, he has $2.00 waxed eyebrows, a taliban beard, a nose that is as large as my Greg, needs Botox, was set up by Scottsdale PD for posting a picture of the Cheif of Police’s daughter, has a homo skunk trail that only D-Nazi would be proud of and his chest hair is for the Gays!  Dude what were you thinking?  Shave that fern gully down!  Also, I don’t bang dudes with weird names… not my style.

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