Tristan, I am sorry, but your girl is truly the 50-yard fake-out.  I decided.- nik

Nik, that is a low-blow man, thats not a recent pic!- Tristan

Yes, it is.  I think I saw her on the last episode of Whale Wars.- nik

I’m telling you, she is not fat. If anything, it is a bad pic. Do I sense jealousy?- Tristan

Dude, is this your girlfriend?  Why do you care so much?  Stop writing on this post and get back to work!- nik