THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am not sure if you are aware of this, but supposedly Tristan from the Dirty and Troll Girl have a thing going on.  I thought I would let you know since you hate your employees.  I saw them a few weeks ago in Old Town and it didn’t look pretty, she looked pissed, but intel tells me that they are actually hanging out a lot lately around town and supposedly have had a thing going on for some time now.  Is this True?

I just asked him and it took him 30 seconds to give me an answer.  That means he stuck it in.- nik

**Tristan, I checked out all records for Arena Football and they have nobody listed under Tristan Michales. (This is in regards to Tristans comment.)