THE DIRTY ARMY: FEBRUARY 24–Does this woman look like a testicle crusher? Well, that’s what cops claim University of Colorado student Chalie Simon did to a former boyfriend early Saturday morning during a confrontation at a campus apartment. Simon, a 19-year-old sophomore, went to Job Donkor’s home at about 4 AM and became irate when he sought to remove her from the residence. That’s when Simon allegedly “gr More..abbed his testicles and squeezed hard,” according to a police report. Donkor, 23, replied, “Yeah, it hurt a lot,” when a cop asked about Simon’s squeeze play. Donkor told police that he had dated Simon “on and off” during the prior 18 months, and that they had broken up “approximately 20 times.” Simon was apparently angry because Donkor had not, as promised, called or sent her a text message by 3 AM (police noted that another woman was sleeping in Donkor’s bedroom when they arrived). Simon, pictured below in a Boulder County Sheriff’s Office mug shot, was arrested on assault, trespass, and domestic violence charges.
You can see the madness in her eyes. Straight ball crusher!- nik