THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I think this was a Raman noodle party or something like that…all I know is you couldn’t pay me enough to get into that nasty pool.  You know your a dirty girl when you bathe in noodles, I hope they took a long shower after this or that no poor soul went down on these sl*ts.

Maybe we should set this up for Jaden and Kaden.- nik