THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here’s CT back in his glory days, straight pimping in the $30K milli staple faux-Bentley. Unfortunately, due to the recession, he had to bite the bullet and trade this in on the econobox Ford Fusion that he’s currently driving.  Times are tough, expecially for has-been promoters in second-tier markets.

He should really try to see if he can rock the brown Astro Van in the background… it is more fitting.- nik