THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, was browsing through Myspace today and instantly knew I’d found the next Dirty Celebrity. This noodle goes by the name MiSS CO-CO-NUT and she must be either have an I.Q. lower than her body temperature or she is simply insane to think that anyone would think these pictures were real. It’s the most ridiculous attempt I have ever seen by ANYONE to try to make themselves look hotter.

She could be Guppy’s sister if not for the smell.- nik