THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it looks to me like the recent poundage gained by Nik’s Chick was reason enough for Donkey to go out and get some new, skinnier tail. Guess she should eaten a few less cheeseburgers, now she will have to find a new sugar daddy.

Nik’s Blimp also got fired from Suite last week… don’t worry though, Donkey is rich.  He will take care of you (Gold Chain=’s).  I promise.- nik