THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Madison, she is a brilliant student from West Virginia University and was recently selected to the Big East 2010 Campus GirlsUSA Calendar. Currently, she works at Hooters where she competes in the weekly bikini contests. What happens when she gets older and her only valuable assets betray? Would you?

Answer:  I do have to say her body is not bad for West Virginia, but she has old Heidi Montag face.  Even though she looks like she might be good PBM (paper bag material)… I would never stick it in.