THE DIRTY ARMY: I’m embarassed to admit that I used to be friends with these girls in high school. Let it be known that they did not dress or act like this when we were friends- I wouldn’t have stood for it. After graduation I decided to go to college and expand my horizons, while these Russian skanks hit up super cool places like Zero Gravity and wore extremely unflattering outfits that they thought made them look f*ckable. I think these girls may be the poster children for thedirty.com.  So Nik, need I even ask?

No you don’t need to bother asking I don’t want to waste my time with these obvious Sloots. They all look greasy, fake and their bodies are just gross.-nik