THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is a cheerleader at Yale College. I think she’s just gorgeous and she is obviosly smart to be attending Yale.  I had to ask you would you with this girl, now nik take this into perspective, she isn’t the hottest but overall with brains and beauty would you have little nik richie’s with her?

There is no shot that this chick goes to Yale, she smell like American cheese and has the skin color of an Oregon resident.  She is a solid 4.7782667 which is way too high of a score for Yale students.- nik