THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I too was in panama city for spring break..saw a lot of of them being these gross iowa sl*ts flashing the crowd their beat bodies for keystone beers. never knew iowa girls were so desperate.  Their parents probably think they are just having a good time tanning on the beach or something… WRONG they are gettin purple crayons left and right.  By the looks of things its pretty obvious they would, but the question still stands- would you with these classy iowa heffers?

No joke, out of all the Spring Break destinations I have gone to… Cabo wins.  The chicks are hotter and they all want to get down.- nik