THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, looks like the recession is finally hitting dirty celeb Gayviator.  Now that he is bringing in a lot less than he is spending he can no longer afford to be hanging out with escorts because they are too pricey.  Sucks because now all you see him with is bottle rats like this prize over here.  Nik do you see Gayviator bouncing back and being able to afford hot chicks around him.

The word in Miami is that Gayviator is only going to clubs that will give him a one bottle minimum.  That must mean something?- nik